🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Meow Zedong]

It's just insane to me how many times a wellness check has been done on cobes against his will and the one time it could have saved him, it wasn't done.

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

Was there some formative event or experience that caused this?

Not that I remember. From my own personal experience I have a mentally regarded family member and I've observed that almost all the regarded absolutely love pizza. It's one of those universal constants you notice and can't unsee.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Not that I remember. From my own personal experience I have a mentally regarded family member and I've observed that almost all the regarded absolutely love pizza. It's one of those universal constants you notice and can't unsee.

Americans, myself included, generally love pizza, it's not not really something limited to the regarded.

 

[ging_gang3]

It's just insane to me how many times a wellness check has been done on cobes against his will and the one time it could have saved him, it wasn't done.

I've been chewing on this as well (as have we all) and am wondering if he didn't pass out as soon as he was done filming that video, and then when he was bolted awake by someone banging on the door, went into full-on ODD mode out of sheer habit and told them he was fine and shooed them away, as usual. And, having dealt with this so many times before, the first responders didn't question it and just moved along to other calls.

I feel like I have to cling to that because I just refuse to accept--after all of the times that cops and paramedics had been called to his house for drunkenly tripping over his dog chair or passing out after scream singing ozzy songs til 4 am on live--that no one who saw that video did anything. I just don't think that happened. I can't think it.

 

[readytopeach]

It's just insane to me how many times a wellness check has been done on cobes against his will and the one time it could have saved him, it wasn't done.

People were really concerned for him after his last video to facebook, I have no doubt people probably did call in for concern. In a series of saddening events, police know about his online presence and trolls. His dad was on his way towards him. And even then, if everyone made it to his place immediately, it was probably too late even then.

His last video is haunting. I've never seen a clearer cry for help, but it was just too late.

 

[BeatboxBill]

As faggy as it sounds and I don’t want to be a emo bitch here, but Wednesday night I actually saw Josh/Cobra in my dream.

I am not sure what happens when it comes to beyond human life and I am not sure how everyone here on the Farms feels spiritually and I hate to power level here, but it kind of brought me some form of comfort as if it was a sign to say that he is finally free and no longer feels pain.

Usually I don’t care about cows when they die or if they end up locked away somewhere, normally I just move on and forget them and I never observed Cobe as much as I did with others (Larson, CWC, Nova, Tophiachu ect), but for some reason that last Fb video still haunts me and it still feels like shit knowing he went so soon.

This probably is one of the worse moments in lolcow history (minus Chris boning Barb of course).

 

[JaneThough]

Americans, myself included, generally love pizza, it's not not really something limited to the regarded.

Pizza is portable and cheap. Some places sell $1-$1.50 slices. Plus it’s a great base for a food hack, and in America we bastardize the fuck out of it. If it’s edible, it’s been on a pizza.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Pizza is portable and cheap. Some places sell $1-$1.50 slices. Plus it’s a great base for a food hack, and in America we bastardize the fuck out of it. If it’s edible, it’s been on a pizza.

To be honest at this point pizza has become so Americanized worldwide our style is the default. We're not really bastardizing anything anymore.

I do like a classic Italian margherita but our version is now the real deal as good or bad as it can be.

 

['Ole Dente]

Now that the thread has calmed down some, I was always curious about something and I thought someone here might know. Been rewatching some of the classic Cobes videos and the one where he blew 1000 bucks in a week mostly on pizza reminded me that I always wondered what his pizza fetish was about. His "food hacks" and mukbang videos were always a big chunk of his content, so his passionate, detailed descriptions were never surprising, but the way he talked about pizza specifically always kinda stood out to me. Never saw anything that really explained it in his content, so I always assumed the quirk originated because pizza can be a fairly expensive and infrequent luxury to the extremely poor, and he made a big deal about it as a flex. Was there some formative event or experience that caused this?

Pizza is the Final Fantasy V of foods.

Lots of options. Lots of customization. Some shit works great together, some shit shouldn't ever go together but you're welcome to fuck around and find out with little effort on your behalf.

And that's what Joshua Saunders was all about. His choices, no matter what, fuck you dad I'm putting a Dancer and a Dragoon together, this analogy has reached escape velocity, imagine I'm talking about sardines and dick cheese.

 

[Uh Oh Stinky]

Now that the thread has calmed down some, I was always curious about something and I thought someone here might know. Been rewatching some of the classic Cobes videos and the one where he blew 1000 bucks in a week mostly on pizza reminded me that I always wondered what his pizza fetish was about. His "food hacks" and mukbang videos were always a big chunk of his content, so his passionate, detailed descriptions were never surprising, but the way he talked about pizza specifically always kinda stood out to me. Never saw anything that really explained it in his content, so I always assumed the quirk originated because pizza can be a fairly expensive and infrequent luxury to the extremely poor, and he made a big deal about it as a flex. Was there some formative event or experience that caused this?

In the US, in the late 90s/early 2000s, pizza was a treat and used as a reward of sorts for kids (pizza party, etc). I'm sure that's still true, but I'm thinking Josh had warm feeling from childhood. Pizza equals party.

Pizza is also really customizable, and he loved that. It was hilarious to do it with Little Caesars because their whole schtick is grab and go pizzas. They're really not that kind of pizza shop. But Cobes was Cobes...

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

In the US, in the late 90s/early 2000s, pizza was a treat and used as a reward of sorts for kids (pizza party, etc). I'm sure that's still true, but I'm thinking Josh had warm feeling from childhood. Pizza equals party.

Oh yeah, a pizza party was the go-to back then. In the early-mid 90's we also had the Book-It club that got you a personal pizza for reading enough books.

It's the reason all the Backrooms stuff has the Partyrooms with those town carpets and the place looking like a Discovery Zone or Chuck-E-Cheese.

Fuck my life YouTube, I'm in going to be 40 in a couple years.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

In the US, in the late 90s/early 2000s, pizza was a treat and used as a reward of sorts for kids (pizza party, etc). I'm sure that's still true, but I'm thinking Josh had warm feeling from childhood. Pizza equals party.

Pizza is also really customizable, and he loved that. It was hilarious to do it with Little Caesars because their whole schtick is grab and go pizzas. They're really not that kind of pizza shop. But Cobes was Cobes...

I pity kids for not having Pizza Hut all you can eat buffets and shit now-adays. Those red cups were iconic.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

I've been chewing on this as well (as have we all) and am wondering if he didn't pass out as soon as he was done filming that video, and then when he was bolted awake by someone banging on the door, went into full-on ODD mode out of sheer habit and told them he was fine and shooed them away, as usual. And, having dealt with this so many times before, the first responders didn't question it and just moved along to other calls.

His ODD seems plausible to me. We're only left to speculate as to what happened on the 20th and even in the early hours of the 21st before his untimely passing.
Edit: I also just realized today marks a week since it happened.

 

[JaneThough]

To be honest at this point pizza has become so Americanized worldwide our style is the default. We're not really bastardizing anything anymore.

I do like a classic Italian margherita but our version is now the real deal as good or bad as it can be.

I’ll disagree only to say pickle pizza, street corn pizza and the other abominations that come out at fair season are bastardizations but it may be a me thing.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I’ll disagree only to say pickle pizza, street corn pizza and the other abominations that come out at fair season are bastardizations but it may be a me think.

I agree, we can't win them all. That being said those two sound 100% like King Cobra food hacks.

What I would give to see "pickle corn Cheetos pizza part 1" pop up in my YouTube notifications. Or just "dank pizza", or anything!

I miss him so much, Cobros.

 

[Mister Uno]

I pity kids for not having Pizza Hut all you can eat buffets and shit now-adays. Those red cups were iconic.

I didn't eat Pizza Hut often but we went to a place called CiCi's Pizza and it was basically a buffet with pizza. A lot of it was mediocre but their Alfredo pizza was absolutely bomb. Dessert pizzas were good as well. Craving it now, and they to had those red cups.

 

[chimpSculpture]

Pretty good tribute video

 

[Nigger Cattle]

That homo is live right now already doing the "let's take a look back" shit. And Krystal is in his fucking chat, the fuck? This dude literally sent him shit that contributed to his death and said he lost a play thing when he died, and you're acting like that's okay. Fuck you too Krystal.

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Damn, look at Krystal. Speaking of which, where's Courtney? Has she posted anything publicly since Cobra passed?

 

[readytopeach]

I miss him so much, Cobros.

I'm so angry man. People were so malicious and wanted to literally kill him. I'll be honest I can't stop fucking crying over him. </3

Damn, look at Krystal. Speaking of which, where's Courtney? Has she posted anything publicly since Cobra passed?

She posted on her community tab, and I'll be honest maybe I'm being a little too critical. But when Marty died she had streams, poems, all that shit. This is all she had when Josh passed...



Now look I'm 100% open to being understanding. But I know the kind of shit that went on in that discord of hers, and how Courtney wanted to play plausible deniability. I have to imagine she feels guilt.

(eta sorry for the double post)

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Just seen this older post in the Facebook group was recently bumped up and Clint must of just joined to reply to the St Puffers Reddit listView attachment 7838615View attachment 7838617

Oh my god that fucking Saint Puffers list. That shit drove me insane. That single list was responsible for 90% of the real life trolling and harassment he received and basically all of it save for like two things was all lies. I remember it was so prolific that even @SeizureRobot5000 had parroted things from it in this very thread (Not hating and I don't blame him at all just stating what happened) not knowing how much of it was lies. It basically portrayed Josh as a animal abusing, sociopathic, violent man sexually attracted to children. I remember people in this thread including myself doing point by point refutations of it because so much of it was lies or exaggerations. If there was one person I could single out who contributed to Josh's decline it would be the guy behind that reddit account but he deleted everything.