🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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LissaNewcarr said:
i'm getting my cobes tattoo this week or next. can't wait to post it for all yall cobros
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I decided to get mine done ASAP. I thought about getting a snake to symbolize his ability to shed bad vibes and keep going but also wanted a butterfly to symbolize how he has been freed to seek his next life, so I looked into some symbolism on Google and decided to get this done.
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sorry, buttersnake js all that comes to mind
 
Cherry Milk said:
Can't severe gum disease cause heart issues?
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Yes.

Heart attack is a very broad diagnosis. 34 year old hearts don’t just give out. It’s what caused it is the question: alcohol abuse and shit diet, bad oral hygiene, a bog witch’s poison seeds, etc or any of these combined.
 
deputydogshit2.0 said:
I never had a problem with Clint, and now I unironically think he’s a king.
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Agreed. I think Clint was in a very tricky situation with THE BOY and I always enjoyed how Clint seemed to try to be more involved with him, even if it wasn't effective sometimes.

Clint was 22 years old when he had Josh and if I understood it right Cobes mom fucked off super early. Being so young with a special Ed kid is probably a tough cookie, especially an ODD plagued boy like Josh.
 
JaneThough said:
Yes.

Heart attack is a very broad diagnosis. 34 year old hearts don’t just give out. It’s what caused it is the question: alcohol abuse and shit diet, bad oral hygiene, a bog witch’s poison seeds, etc or any of these combined.
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I'm thinking the teeth got him and the infection/bacterial toxins reached his heart. The damage in his mouth had reached the point he didn't even feel pain.

People can bounce back from a handle of vodka a day and Cobes' diet, as shit as it was, had enough calories and nutrients to avoid malnutrition. He wasn't getting thinner like you'd expect from an alcoholic whose calories come solely from booze.
 
readytopeach said:
Can they really tell if he was asleep while the heart attack occurred, as opposed to if he was just resting in his chair and it happened? Not aware how any of that works in an autopsy.
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Remember the old story of Elvis dying on the toilet? Heart attack symptoms present as very uncomfortable and most people awake to feel them are trying to figure out how to mitigate it or treat it. If he was comfy in bed I’d say it’s 90% he was asleep (and I hope so).
 
not CIA said:
Just saw this on Facebook. Clint says he was told it was a heart attack.
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Not sure if anyone said it yet, but this is what coroners always say right away when someone dies of “natural causes” out of nowhere, I bet in the following weeks the cause of death won’t be cardiac arrest.
 
JaneThough said:
Remember the old story of Elvis dying on the toilet? Heart attack symptoms present as very uncomfortable and most people awake to feel them are trying to figure out how to mitigate it or treat it. If he was comfy in bed I’d say it’s 90% he was asleep (and I hope so).
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Sad news, thank you for the insight and comparison.

(eta: sad meaning people usually wake up)
 
I don't know if anyone here remembers this but on one of Cobra's old ass albums (2012) there is this song "daddy dearest" where Cobra sampled his dad crying out of frustration trying to get through to him about his addiction/behavior. Pretty sad in hindsight now.
 
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Who cares, JESSICA BOYLE pisses in a cardboard box after all. She's about as relevant as cat shit.


Cobes didn't have a blender and definitely lacked the energy and motivation in the last days to do anything but drink vodka. His last drink combo was a Leaving Las Vegas grade screwdriver.

Seriously:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nVCHtzOCeqU
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Cobes dying by grinding up seeds into a drink is so 2025. The White Lotus: Casper.
 
JaneThough said:
Remember the old story of Elvis dying on the toilet?
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Dying on the toilet while taking a shit is unfortunately more common than one would think

When there's pre existing conditions and the stars are just aligned in the worst way possible your heart may shit itself instead while you press too much while pooping
 
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JaneThough said:
Remember the old story of Elvis dying on the toilet? Heart attack symptoms present as very uncomfortable and most people awake to feel them are trying to figure out how to mitigate it or treat it. If he was comfy in bed I’d say it’s 90% he was asleep (and I hope so).
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I just remember the vivid details of how sitting on the toilet puts weird pressure on you, and that's why most heart attacks happen there. I read about it in the Jack Scalfani thread.

I hope he didn't go from forcing out a wet n juicy.........
 
anliteralidiot said:
I just remember the vivid details of how sitting on the toilet puts weird pressure on you, and that's why most heart attacks happen there. I read about it in the Jack Scalfani thread.

I hope he didn't go from forcing out a wet n juicy.........
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That'd be a genuine tragedy.

POS Scalfani drops elephant-sized piles of stinking mush that clog the septic system to hell 3-4 times a day while Lord King Cobra's taken away from us by forcing a shart.
 
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