🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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ASeabear8952 said:
HAUL HER ASS AWAY, HAUL HER ASS AWAY
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IT WILL BE SUCH A HAPPY DAY WHEN THEY HAUL HER ASS AWAY....

but I digress
I was talking to my husband about doing something, specifically making paint brushes from the hair from my animals. He asked about what if I was scared of using those brushes, because they're made from something I love, so what if I messed them up from using them...

And I realized something: I wasn't afraid. I would normally be, and he's right to ask that because we've been together for over 10+ years and he knows me.

I explained to him (kinda frantically, because I was playing videogames), that cobra's passing made me want to do things I was scared of. I wanted to use shit, because I want to savor the experience of using it, because life is short, and if you can't experience the joy of drinking your mead, or if you can't make a spicy fish pizza (even if you regret it), then what's the point? You gotta live in the moment, stop looking for fucking excuses to not do shit.

Cherish living in the now, because there might not always be a later toobz.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
IT WILL BE SUCH A HALLOY DAY WHEN THEY HAUL HER ASS AWAY....

but I digress
I was talking to my husband about doing something, specifically making paint brushes from the hair from my animals. He asked about what if I was scared of using those brushes, because they're made from something I love, so what if I messed them up from using them...

And I realized something: I wasn't afraid. I would normally be, and he's right to ask that because we've been together for over 10+ years and he knows me.

I explained to him (kinda frantically, because I was playing videogames), that cobra's passing made me want to do things I was scared of. I wanted to use shit, because I want to savor the experience of using it, because life is short, and if you can't experience the joy of drinking your mead, or if you can't make a spicy fish pizza (even if you regret it), then what's the point? You gotta live in the moment, stop looking for fucking excuses to not do shit.

Cherish living in the now, because there might not always be a later toobz.
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I had this same thought today! Off the heels of my own health scare, and Cobes passing I made a point this weekend and today to get out of my house and find shit going on in my area. I had a great weekend, thanks to Cobra.
 
It's sad that it took his passing for all of this to happen, but even if everyone acted exactly like this while he was alive, he would have thought everyone was trolling anyway lol :.)
 
BigPeanut said:
Not sure if anyone said it yet, but this is what coroners always say right away when someone dies of “natural causes” out of nowhere, I bet in the following weeks the cause of death won’t be cardiac arrest.
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100% this.

I bet Clint heard "Cardiac Arrest" and confused it with "heart attack". A large majority of people don't realize these are two drastically different things. A heart attack is when blocked blood stops flowing to the heart (blood clot or plaque build up, usually) causes the heart muscle to begin to die. It's often painfull (with the pain ranging from mild stomach upset nausea type symptoms to full on chest clutching agony depending on the individual) but the heart is still usually beating to the best of it's ability. Heart attack is mostly lifestyle and genetic related. Poor diet, alcohol, smoking, sedentary living, can all increase plaque build up and likelihood of blood clots.

Cardiac arrest, however, is when the heart basically just stops completely. No electrical signal is going through, and there is no pumping/heart beat. When you see medics using the difib paddles to restart the heart, its a cardiac arrest event and not a heart attack. Cardiac arrest often follows organ failure, sepsis and mass trauma.

In Cobes case either is potentially very likely, but it will be intresting to see which he passed from. Cardiac arrest in his sleep would be the best case scenario for him.

Technically we ALL die from cardiac arrest. If a bear tears your head off, your heart will loose the electrical signal to pump blood, and you will die.

As you said, the coroners used the cardiac arrest term as a sort of a place holder to find the more specific cause.
 
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Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6 said:
maybe. Remember gangsta goth? “I’ll put a bb in yo peepee.” :stickup:
He was an absolute one liner machine.
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Jace would be proud of the BOY's custom BB guns. I'm pretty sure Clint banned him from owning any more after he got evicted from South Center Street.
 
readytopeach said:
It's sad that it took his passing for all of this to happen, but even if everyone acted exactly like this while he was alive, he would have thought everyone was trolling anyway lol :.)
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Cobra always got tons of support and genuine praise from fans. He just didn't care. Well not that he didn't care but rather "he knew" that he was a famous bad boy. He wasn't lying when he said "I got tons of fans that praise the ground I walk on, and tons of fan girls that love me". It's just that if you weren't giving him money, or showing up at his apartment to share a beer with him what is he going to do besides give you a "yea thats wats up".

He also at the same time, had a lot of haters and alogs, and while Cobra was retarded he wasn't completely braindead. He figured out pretty quickly that people were constantly trying to catfish him to make it look like he was sicko. So he started ignoring the "fan girls" unless they video chatted with him. Then he learned even quicker that real life girls video chatting might still be trolling and trying to make him look bad, so he stopped whipping out his dick or beating off on command unless they showed the goods first.

Cobra knew he had fans, he just did not have many friends. Which is what he really needed the most. Someone IRL who actually was there to help him and not enable or take advantage of him, and a strong male role model which he never had.

ETA: Cobra was consistently in the top 50 almost always the top 100 of cameo "celebs" leaderboard. He was often ranked higher than actual big time A-/B list celebs. Last time I checked he was above even Trump.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
IT WILL BE SUCH A HALLOY DAY WHEN THEY HAUL HER ASS AWAY....

but I digress
I was talking to my husband about doing something, specifically making paint brushes from the hair from my animals. He asked about what if I was scared of using those brushes, because they're made from something I love, so what if I messed them up from using them...

And I realized something: I wasn't afraid. I would normally be, and he's right to ask that because we've been together for over 10+ years and he knows me.

I explained to him (kinda frantically, because I was playing videogames), that cobra's passing made me want to do things I was scared of. I wanted to use shit, because I want to savor the experience of using it, because life is short, and if you can't experience the joy of drinking your mead, or if you can't make a spicy fish pizza (even if you regret it), then what's the point? You gotta live in the moment, stop looking for fucking excuses to not do shit.

Cherish living in the now, because there might not always be a later toobz.
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"Love is like a fart, toobz. It stinks, there's always an asshole and you shouldn't force it because it'll be shit."
 
ASeabear8952 said:
Very eerie indeed. I honestly expected his liver to go first.
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Livers are extremely resilient and can take literal decades of alcohol abuse before the begin to fail unless you're literally drinking a handle of vodka a day which Josh did sometimes but never had the money to do every single day. His drinking was frequently limited by his very low amount of income and fans only send so much.

I expected Cobra's death to either be an alcoholic related fall where he hit his head and then went directly to bed to "sleep it off" and never woke up or a tooth infection left untreated spreading to his heart.
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
Cobra would fit right in as a deagle nation side character despite him hardly being a gamer.
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Cobra and Xavier...
shit dawg...
I know we've been over it dozens of times, but Bloodgames was built for Cobra.

I hope if it comes back, they make the fish consume food hacks and drink combos to level up and shit. Like if they want a great weapon, they gotta eat the spicy fish pizza.
 
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