🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Skull Hyde 皮顱 said:
So did Jessica send him poison seeds or what?
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She did.

Look, its easy to blame NaL for this and have some sort of antagonist to place all the anger on but this is probably not her fault. Josh was destroying his liver for years, he bloated out badly starting last year along with the small mini-seizures and brain fog....and this year has been nothing but handles of Vodka/Everclear and complaints about his organs hurting.

The vomiting, the seizures, the diarrhea, all of that is symptomatic of acute liver failure. His liver probably gave out while he was in bed and he died.

There's really nobody to blame but Josh. Nobody wants to do that. At most you can blame the Reddit/Discord homos who did nothing but constantly send him booze hoping he'd freak out for their own personal entertainment, knowing full well he was an alcoholic and it was absolutely killing him, especially doing so when Ozzy died. They knew he'd be vulnerable and they exploited it to see a freak out, which just ended up killing him.
 
I think if there is one major genuinely admirable trait of his that I love, it has to be how genuine he was.

He didn't pretend to be anyone else, pretend to like/dislike to fit in etc.

Cobes was just a real ass nigga, and I think that's a pretty fucking cool thing to strive for. Sure he was weird and eccentric and all that shit but honestly man... Who the fuck cares? World needs people like that honestly.

Would you want to live in a world with nothing but boring assholes or genuinely evil shitheads? FUCK NO.

I keep scrolling this thread and it's genuinely heartwarming to see that people gave a fuck, I'm glad this goofball left his mark on the world and made us all laugh and cry.

I'm rambling, I'm tired and I just wanted to say all that I guess bros.

TMDWU toobs
 
I’m not seriously superstitious or anything, but in the past few years have been noticing wild synchronicities in everything.
I only started watching Uwos a week ago.
Last night i got home from work, threw this video on while i rolled a blunt, and get hit with this.
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My gf and i looked at eachother that second to be sure we both heard the same thing.
 
Bilbo Boglims said:
its not 100% confirmed but we might get blessed with one last album
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God I hope so. I'm regretting never picking up a physical copy of any of Cobra's albums now that I've went back and listened to his stuff. His albums rule, I'd love a post humorous album as a last hoorah.

Deathbed Tapes even made full records of his albums! I'd kill Cyraxx with my bare hands to have any Cobra album on vinyl.
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KurtCobain said:
SupremeGuntleman in the NAL thread posted about them (tl;dr he'd have to ingest like 50x the amount in that bag). idk about seeds so idk how valid anything he says here is but sounds like he knows what he's talking about from an outsider's perspective.
it dispelled my grab-your-pitchforks witch hunt thinking momentarily. there's still the possibility she laced the pipe tobacco with rat poison or something. we'll just have to wait like the month~ it takes for the autopsy reports to come back. i dont genuinely think there's foul play.

watch. the autopsy reports will come back and point directly to appendicitis or w/e and vindicate NAL and people will still play up the idea that she poisoned him, you can pretty much guarantee that. whether it be bants or serious accusation.

edit: not to mention the autopsy reports may not be public knowledge (some places its public idk about WY) and we may have to rely on clint to inform us of what truly happened.
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You know, this might sound weird but I almost hope it's something insane like him being poisoned. It's gonna hurt a lot more if it was his appendix which could have easily been taken care of if not for his isolation and broken phone.
 
I would totally buy the Christmas album on vinyl if it wasn’t littered with copyright violations.
 
Tiggy Skibbles said:
edit-so the people who are the most mad are "true and honest fans" which means they gave money to KiwiFarms.
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Is this an own? “Look at these fags paying for a service I leech!”

Some of us value human work and effort and realize @Null shouldn’t have to shoulder the burden alone. But you’re too cool for that.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
I'm toying with the idea of making some Cobes sprites for a pokemon romhack. I'd even make some gym leaders n shit too, if anyone has any ideas.
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Please, a Ghastly based on his wet & juicy tendencies and Ekans/Arbok themed around our boy because TMDWU toobz. If you're doing fakemons(1), a poison(2) eeveelution would be cool. Or a dual type ice/ghost eeveelution a la this because ghosts are cool.
I think if Cobes was a Gym leader he'd be mostly ghost and poison themed, sadly only the ghastly line is poison/ghost so unless you're willing to ignore regular pokemon standards and give him a mixed team, that's just how it is.
Alternatively, he'd be a Dark trainer and he'd use Grimer/Muk (his copious amounts of loads shot onto his carpet became sentient).
I would really really love to see a Shon themed pokemon but I cannot think of a pokemon where reskinning it into being Shon would be acceptable and my head keeps returning to Shon being Cobes' Lil Cal. Maybe Cobes will return to us one day, as a demon. Maybe he's already here
 
anliteralidiot said:
Probably because no one thought it would be the end. Even in the thread, until that one post... No one talked about a wellness check. Just he would be sleeping it off.
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You're half right. At least a couple people including myself were talking about acute pancreatitis and how dangerous that was. Maybe we should have been more explicit by saying something like "this could easily fucking kill him, someone should check on him" but honestly, I for one thought that was pretty well implied. I just personally don't tap glass, ever. But it's not like someone couldn't have; hell, look at our fearless leader Null... he was in direct contact with Chris-Chan for awhile (until Chris started stealing money from Barb after sexing her). So it's not like there's some really hard and fast rule on never reaching out.
 
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