🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I am not savvy when it comes to figuring out who owns websites but what is the story on kingcobrajfs.com? it popped up in my google search while doing some cobra gear shopping and it looks like it might be getting turned into a memorial/store. Is it official or another grift?
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the bog connection said:
whats a vid/clip you consider "required watching" when it comes to the boy? once i kind of get my shit together id like to make a playlist of that type of stuff. hard hitters, funny, sad, core character stuff. or maybe something else?
for me its stuff like fiery fish pizza, the darf lenny beer challenge vid, maybe even on of his drunk karaoke vids. i think id also toss a mead vid in for good measure.
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Here's a good stream by our lovable tyrant null, it has many of the classics and works as a good starter pack.
 
I really hope we get to autopsy soon. But not because I'm a nosey SICKO who needs to know out of morbid curiosity.


I can't bare the thought of him suffering in his final moments. Imagining something like his appendix bursting and he was left writhing around in agony, alone, without a means of contacting anyone for help is horrific and too cruel an end to our boy.

I'm truely hoping his passing was "at least" him going to lay down and sleep off his growing discomfort, and later suffering some non-discript organ failure/pancriatitis while he sleeps.

Circle of protection on our boy's soul.
 
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The Ghost of Rarity said:
Now that it’s been confirmed we’re going to see all of these sloptubers grift so hard on both his death and the idea that the Bog Witch sent him the seeds that killed him for months, my algorithm on YouTube is about to be pure cancer

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Here we may reign secure and in my choice
To reign is worth ambition: Though in Hell
Tis better to Rock in Hell,
than to serve in Wendy's
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For the first year of her life, the only way my daughter would let me hold her without screeching angrily and crying was if we watched Cobes together. Her nickname was Boglim princess - for years - and we always joked that we hope she'll marry an Asmon instead of a Cobes. She had very thin hair, to appear balding, and was a fat, awkward, deeply, unpleasant baby, bereft of joy, so she even resembled him (shes grew into a lovely and sweet girl). Josh is literally part of my familial lore. I prayed for that poor man so many times...I hope God has mercy on him and grants him eternal life with some sort of sperg pass or something.

I've never cared about celebrity deaths, but my wife and I are genuinely sad over this. Heck, over the last 7 years, we spent more nights than not enjoying a few of his originals, boglim chronicles or bitesize vids in the precious few minutes we had alone each night, before bed. He brought us so much laughter after brutal days of raising kids, working hard, burying family, etc. I had no idea how it felt to be parasocially attached to someone before this happened. I cant believe he's dead. RIP Josh. May God have mercy on your soul, brother.
 
Negev said:
Honestly the fried avocado always gets me, it's super simple but the skin on and the black oil just makes me cry laughing every time, otherwise I would have to say the surstromming video. Watching it leak all over his couch and floor was perfect
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That surströmming vid is insane. Even people who likes to eat surströmming here in Sweden thinks it smells like shit and would NEVER OPEN IT INSIDE. Youre supposed to open it outside AND under water. No one eats it straight out of the can either. I love and hate that video.
 
I saw Kate Winslet's awesome tribute video, and my mind immediately thought of another song that would fit it perfectly. I made my own edit of her video and changed the song but a lot of her editing is unchanged, though, so all credit goes to her. If anybody knows if she has an account and can send this her way, I'd appreciate it. Kate if you're reading this feel free to upload to your channel if you like it; it's largely still your edit and I still consider it your video. Anyways, I digress, I just want to make sure credit is paid where it's do, be sure to check out Kate's original too.

Anyways, I wanted to make a celebration of Josh's life, a sendoff he'd think was awesome if he were here to see it. I hope you cool cobras enjoy it too.
 
Grief is the proof that we've loved someone. I hope cobes knew he had people in his corner cheering him on. Rest in gentle peace king, fuck sickos
 
its devastating. among my hobbies if someone asks ill talk about playing music, graphic design, video games, and id sometimes bring up my odd affinity for this good smelling goth dude in wyoming. now its kind of pointless to bring up the latter... its losing a chunk of my interests. there are no other cows as pure as josh. he was the perfect balance of misunderstood damaged weirdo and affable guy who would share his last cigarette with you. gonna miss the boy so much. im still constantly coming to terms with it. reminding myself that he's gone. we'll have no more food hacks, rants, or loops about pepperoni and extra cheese... i sat and watched this man talk about how to make the perfect plate of nachos for an hour and i was on the edge of my seat the whole time. most of us are unable to say we didnt laugh at josh but he liked to entertain like him with shon. why he started making videos in the first place was because some weirdos out there might appreciate the outlook he had. many didnt appreciate him and a lot of the things he says i cant agree with but id do anything for one more good 4 hour rant with terrence popp and his buuuts.
gonna miss this boy so much. 34 is the kicker. way too fucking young. cant believe how quickly it all changed. hope clint can handle this grief well and circle of protection on his friends, family, and true fans. curse the troles. fuck sickos.
 
As an on again off again fan of about 6 years now. I only briefly got to appreciate the man. The only time I get this emotional is when I have to put a dog down.

I guess in some ways this is a similar situation. I'm not ready to let go of something so good.

RIP King Cobra JFS.
 
Skull Hyde 皮顱 said:
So did Jessica send him poison seeds or what?
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SupremeGuntleman in the NAL thread posted about them (tl;dr he'd have to ingest like 50x the amount in that bag). idk about seeds so idk how valid anything he says here is but sounds like he knows what he's talking about from an outsider's perspective.
it dispelled my grab-your-pitchforks witch hunt thinking momentarily. there's still the possibility she laced the pipe tobacco with rat poison or something. we'll just have to wait like the month~ it takes for the autopsy reports to come back. i dont genuinely think there's foul play.

watch. the autopsy reports will come back and point directly to appendicitis or w/e and vindicate NAL and people will still play up the idea that she poisoned him, you can pretty much guarantee that. whether it be bants or serious accusation.

edit: not to mention the autopsy reports may not be public knowledge (some places its public idk about WY) and we may have to rely on clint to inform us of what truly happened.
 
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Requiescas in pace, Josh. I never thought Id be heartbroken over the death of a lolcow but he really was special. A good guy. Goofy, weird, but real. I see a lot of myself in him, though I am nowhere near as authentic and true to myself as he was. I didnt follow him much precisely because i looked into people who were actually fucked up. He represents to me a case of not truly appreciating someone until they are gone. Had myself a few Cobra Mists to toast to his memory.
 
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