🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Decided to pick up some Papa Johns last night for dinner in honor of cobes, extra sausage, extra pepperoni, garlic butter. And didn't get out of bed til it was past noon, just like a badass gothic rockstar villain.
It's interesting to see the new Reddit mourn him, I guess all the gaylog trannies and retards fucked off to the hellish depths of Discord.
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I hope that Josh spends all of eternity helping Nicholas torment Raxx from beyond the grave like the little chimo shitfuck deserves.
Also with all the musings of monuments or commemorative displays, we all laughed at all the weird and ridiculous pictures and video frames of him, but I'd like to see posts of the most flattering pics you can find of cobes.
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I myself am partial to the Boglim Earp 'stache myself.
 
I asked grok to make this for cobes. It's in the tune or whatever of candle in the wind.

Inspired by "Candle in the Wind") [Verse 1]
Goodbye, shadowed king, though we never knew your name,
From the jungles deep and wild, you rose to claim your fame.
You slithered through the silence, with a grace that chilled the air,
Your hooded crown of power, a legend beyond compare. [Chorus]
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a cobra in the rain,
Never fading with the sunlight,
Striking swift through joy and pain.
Through the forests, you were gleaming,
A monarch fierce and bold,
Your venom burned like fire,
But your spirit never cold. [Verse 2]
Loneliness was not your path, though you hunted all alone,
In the misty morning quiet, you made the wild your throne.
The world could only watch you, in awe of every glide,
A serpent carved in mystery, with danger by your side. [Chorus]
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a cobra in the rain,
Never fading with the sunlight,
Striking swift through joy and pain.
Through the forests, you were gleaming,
A monarch fierce and bold,
Your venom burned like fire,
But your spirit never cold. [Bridge]
The rain may fall, the winds may call,
But your legacy remains,
From the earth to sky, you’ll never die,
King Cobra, you’ll reign. [Chorus]
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a cobra in the rain,
Never fading with the sunlight,
Striking swift through joy and pain.
Through the forests, you were gleaming,
A monarch fierce and bold,
Your venom burned like fire,
But your spirit never cold. [Outro]
Goodbye, shadowed king, from the wilds where you were born,
Your coils will dance forever, through the dusk and through the morn.
Goodbye, King Cobra, in the rain you’ll always gleam,
A spark of nature’s wildfire, eternal in our dreams.

***I'm still to faded from last night and hair of dog this morning to have made it myself. It would have took me like an hour or something. Also, I need a day or two to encompass these feels before I can put real words together appropriately.
 
Potion_Time said:
I at least hope we can get @Null to change the tag from "inactive" to "in memory of" or something like that.

I just feel like Cobes was special enough to warrant a higher class of treatment than the average goblin on this site.
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Usernamewastaken said:
I agree he deserves that, for all the shit he gets from Reddit and the trolls dude he was actually entertaining and wholesome. I felt bad for him in the end since the memories of his og posts were so different from his recent stuff. He worked with what he had and didn’t outright offend the general public. He even had enough fame to where I’ve been hearing rip cobes in other places I didn’t expect. Just watching Clint though the years and seeing his interjections into the cobra verse showed me one side of him but his last video letting cobe’s fans know really showed me the caring and loving father he was. Cobes had a lot of fans but we will never be his biggest fan like Clint was. Fuck sickos long live cobes memory of a wholesome og lolcow.
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No. When a cow dies, they are all equal in death. Just like the rest of us. In a year, these emotions will pass. In two years, many people here won't even know or care.

If Terry A Davis didn't get special treatment when he died, no one does.
 
GothicKingFatass said:
Also doesn't Clits account of what happened conflict with EMS? Like he said he found Josh dead, but EMS showed up and reported there was nobody around?

BC if Clint was actually there 911 would've told him to start compressions even if he was obviously dead, it's their SOP.
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No, and no. EMS did not report there was nobody home. They reported that they went to the wrong address and nobody was there, which was cleared up in the very next dispatch, when they reported they found the place. We also only heard one small part of the radio, as the police radio is not public, and I am sure that is who responded first. If I imagine it went like this:

Clint arrives.
Clint calls 911.
Police/First responders arrive.
First responders radio emergency services with the situation and call for coroner.
EMS radios out the report, so someone (Fire Engine-5) can show up to wait around until the body is loaded by the coroner. [this is the only part of the scenario we have on audio]
 
Potion_Time said:
Not even remotely true. I will actually miss Cobes. Nobody is going to miss Cyraxx or Boogie.
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And that's a "you" condition. As far as the community goes, again, most of us aren't all up in our feelings over it. Maybe sad, yes. But not enough to alter the fabric of the community over it when there have been so many monumental cows that have died over the decades.
 
Something sinister:

In the infamous "Drinking Peach Shnapps" video, Josh was musing about his dad coming to pick him up and finding his dead body.
 
Before the group home arc? The worst part is that the reddit alogs are gonna be like the end of truman show when they just switch the channel, move onto the next lolcow, they get away with it and move on. This is by far one of the most poignant videos i've ever seen, and its amplified post-mortem. Can't keep up with the thread so apologies if its been posted before, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT... Fuck.
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
Decided to pick up some Papa Johns last night for dinner in honor of cobes, extra sausage, extra pepperoni, garlic butter. And didn't get out of bed til it was past noon, just like a badass gothic rockstar villain.
It's interesting to see the new Reddit mourn him, I guess all the gaylog trannies and retards fucked off to the hellish depths of Discord.

I hope that Josh spends all of eternity helping Nicholas torment Raxx from beyond the grave like the little chimo shitfuck deserves.
Also with all the musings of monuments or commemorative displays, we all laughed at all the weird and ridiculous pictures and video frames of him, but I'd like to see posts of the most flattering pics you can find of cobes.
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I myself am partial to the Boglim Earp 'stache myself.
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That Clint/Josh picture is awesome.

CaliforniaRaisin said:
No. When a cow dies, they are all equal in death. Just like the rest of us. In a year, these emotions will pass. In two years, many people here won't even know or care.

If Terry A Davis didn't get special treatment when he died, no one does.
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Everybody knows who he is and as far as I know people are still using templeos. Terry would probably get more of a kick out of templeos living on than anything else.
 
I've been too busy with work to join you bastards getting hangovers for JFS, but this afternoon, I'll have a gatorade-vodka-beer combo in your name, Cobes. Puff, Puffed, Passed, and now you too, King.
 
Well, I made my order at The Cobra's Fang and it did go through thankfully, it said my order will arrive on 9/11 (TWU) and I can't wait to see these masterpieces in person. My only regret is that Cobes isn't alive to get his cut of the cash :(
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I have a Walmart delivery bake-at-home supreme pizza that’s been sitting uncovered on the counter since yesterday afternoon. My husband food-hacked it with extra mushrooms and mozzarella.
None of that has to do with Cobes, but I ate some for lunch in his honor and washed it down with a beer.
Westfalia said:
Wouldn't be half as bad as Cobes. We knew he had an alcohol problem but 35?
This is out of the blue since he had no prior ongoing problems (diagnosed at least)
Meanwhile BMJ has had several rehab and jail stints and is as low as he's been. It's unfair.
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I can’t remember if he was a preemie but he had some issues from birth.
 
Lesbian Sleepover said:
I realized that there was nothing you could say to him you couldn't leave a comment you couldn't piss him off it was water off a duck's back.
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Unfortunately, that also applied to well intentioned good advice, from his dad or anyone else.
Al from Dadeville said:
None of that has to do with Cobes, but I ate some for lunch in his honor and washed it down with a beer.
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Just don't try that with three day old Wendy's.
 
Big Nasty said:
Something sinister:

In the infamous "Drinking Peach Shnapps" video, Josh was musing about his dad coming to pick him up and finding his dead body.
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Ultimately no matter how long it took, this is how it was going to go down. Cobra was intelligent enough to be self aware of his situation which is part of why he struggled with depression. It's actually kinda funny that an actual tard like Cobra was significantly less delusional than a lot of lolcows who don't have a congenital mental impairment.
 
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