🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Atomic Tampon Cat]

I went way too heavy on the booze and I feel like absolute dogshit. It's what Cobra would have wanted though.

You gotta fix it by the drink combo of mixing bud light premium with water doodt.

 

[BadTanMan]

Because you didn't create one of his sugar bombs. I get diabetes just reading his ingredients.

Good point, I should have added coke or monster to the mix.

 

[poopshoes]

Woke up to an incredible hangover and my water has been shut off for maintenance so I can't take a shower before I go see my family. Feeling like I'm getting some of the real Cobra experience. TWU

 

[Purple_Urkel]

My head is pounding like a drum solo TMDWTFIUT

 

[Munchin' on Some Grindage]

I'm not gonna get into gross detail but I'm waking up next day from Wendy's and two drink combos and holy shit I see how this killed him.

I have a feeling there's going to be quite a few of posts like this over the next few hours

Cobes' final magic spell. He gave us all horrible stomachaches and diarrhea.

 

[Sammyrye]

Would it be a good idea to buy something from Josh's store, The Cobra's Fang? Will I still get my item or would it require Josh to authenticate a sale or something? I really want to buy something from here and I hope it's all automated by the company and still up and running.

I'd really like to know the answer to this as well.

 

[Poopy Pants Swastika Boy]

R.I.P. Cobes. Of all the "lolcows" out there he was one of the only ones that really wasn't all that bad. His food hacks and drinks were diabolical sure and he may have been an interesting individual to say the least. But he deserved better than this. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CYRAX INSTEAD!

 

[Titty Figurine]

My tribute feast last night was a calzone with pickled artichoke hearts, pepperoncini peppers, feta, fat fucking chunks of aftermarket cheap ass canned fish, pepper flakes, and ranch. Mountain dew and Busch with mango powder and cayenne to drink, and hot chocolate with Guinness for dessert. And I slurped the fish water out of the can just for the king.



What it lacked in abv it made up for in flavor and I hope it was a good ghost meal, ngl I'm going to add cheap fish to pizza more often now. That shit slapped, even if it made a mess trying to hold on to it. The Cobra Cocoa was a miss but Mountain Dew and beer isn't half bad, especially with the mango and cayenne. I'd drink that on hot days.

RIP m'lord, you brought a lot of laughs and twisted up "What the FUCK" faces of disgust. I was pretty sad off and on refreshing this thread for any updates, I used to come catch up and send highlights to my loved ones whether they liked it or not, felt surreal sending them everyone's memories of funny moments after the news instead. o7

 

[Sugriva]

You gotta fix it by the drink combo of mixing bud light premium with water doodt.

Hair of the dog is sounding tempting right now, but considering that's literally what killed Josh I think I'll pass.

 

[nvrlky]

Literally walk outside and talk to a neighbor in your trailer park

This, or the endless free VOIP services

 

[readytopeach]

I'm going to miss this dood. RIP </3


Also just a thought, if the investigators are looking into NAL, I wonder if they're going to look into those discords where all the people encouraging him to do insane shit on camera are going to be as well. Who knows what kind of shit we don't know about.

Maybe it's irrelevant though idk.

 

[Skyax]

Got no idea if this has been posted.

 

[CobraAngel]

I'd really like to know the answer to this as well.

his paypal appears to be shut down, i assume that's where the payments for his shops went? so it might not go through. i checked out of curiosity yesterday and got a not found page

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

If you believe that I do not know what to tell you bud, you clearly did not see the actual extent to wish josh was being fucked with through the phone

You can search my posts in this thread. I know exactly how much he was being fucked with through the phone, it was an extreme amount. However my comment was, he didn't smash his phones only because a text from a troll appeared. He smashed it because he was a drunken retard. He smashed a few when no troll text exchanges were even happening, like because he forgot to bring his paypal card with him to the bar, or because Siri kept interrupting him while trying to listen to music. Yea, I'm sure screaming at troll text messages contributed to his outburst, but the actual trigger for the tard smashing was most often because Siri could not interpret his drunken mumbling to reply.

 

[yoursavior]

Finally getting out of bed at 11:46AM
How Cobes would've wanted it

 

[notes]

Certain I'm not saying anything that hasn't been said before, but adding my voice to the pile. Cobra was a gift to the world and I really hope he garners some sort of respect as a living outsider art installation. Dude unapologetically lived the way he wanted so hard he died from it.

He was my constant background noise. I was watching a recent video where he was in a loop about a sandwich. (All the cheeses, all the meats) for about 40 minutes. It just turned into this slow chant effectively. By the end I was cracking up.

Not because I needed to laugh at him. Not because I wanted his downfall. The absurdity of the ride and the fact that I was able to be a passenger right along side was just so surreal.

I don't think the current world can create someone exactly like him. Anyone who started down that path would be too driven by incentives and come off completely inauthentic.

I've been thinking about him a lot today, shed more tears for a person I have interacted with minimally than family members. Really hoping the best for Clint and the Saunders Family. I can't even begin to imagine their headspace in the moment.

Fuck anyone that sent him alcohol or duster. Fuck those sickos in particular. The world smells a bit worse today.

 

[pooterino]

Yea, I'm sure screaming at troll text messages contributed to his outburst, but the actual trigger for the tard smashing was most often because Siri could not interpret his drunken mumbling to reply.

Maybe he got stuck in one of those infinite-screaming-at-Siri loops because he was trying to make a video showing YouToobz something and kept saying "This here is..." (which hilariously gets interpreted as "The Siri" or something by the phone) and hurled it at the floor again?

 

[christ5president2024]

1. fuck alcohol
2. its comforting to see literally thousands of people mourning for cobra, he really was beloved outside of a handful of subhuman redditors. for a day, everyone loved ozzy as much as cobra did
3. i hope the reddit subhumans that repeatedly sent him alcohol are nervous right now knowing that once the mourning subsides a bit, they could end up in court, and at the very least have their identities and actions exposed

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Seriously, Clint would have been damned if he did and damned if he didn't no matter what. If he had committed Cobes to a mental health facility, he would have been vilified for "locking him up against his will." He couldn't "cure" his mentally ill son, but Cobes was an adult who had a very strong will. What if Clint had Cobe's YT channel shut down to protect him from the troles? His supporters would be saying that he was trying to control him and depriving him of his livelihood.

Clint helped him as best he could. He helped him procure housing, helped him financially, and tried to protect him as best as he could. What could have he done differently? Hindsight is 20/20, but I think the outcome would have been the same.

 

[Jizzrag]

Someone on Reddit made this and it hurts toobz

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