🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I give what little I have, a heartfelt poem from me to Josh's memory. I only leave it in this public place because history should remember that he was truly loved and he will be truly missed. If you think it's cringe and gay, that's fine, you're probably right. In green, his favorite color:

A star is blotted out,
And the world is darker for it.

Not once did such a cry
issue from the Earth
That stones wept underfoot,
And sturdy oaken knees
With weakness trembled,
And creatures bowed their heads,
And air in stillness waited,
Knowing no word which to offer.

Worst was man, indicted.
"If he, innocent among us,
cannot be redeemed
by what folly
could I hope for grace?"
Answered only silence.

Where he's gone I cannot follow.
There is a light
that does not go out;
I carry with me without end.
 
SusAf69 said:
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THAT CHERRY LIQUOR

So NAL sent cobes three 99 brand minis of liquor. Something about the black cherry bottle is very suspicious. You can see it does not have its factory cap on so obviously the bottle was opened and the cap replaced with a different one. You can see the broken seal too.
The way she brings the bottle on cam is sus too, she's holding it in an unnatural way, with her thumb obscuring the cap.
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Just to add reference, you can see the cap on that black cherry is different from the factory cap
 

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This hit me harder than I expected. I didn't follow Cobra too closely (although I did watch him in the early days on Youtube, so I'm kind of an out-of-the-loop-oldfag?) but he always made me smile. He reminded me of all the weirdass friends I had in highschool, and I always wanted him to succeed, even when he was clearly delusional and everything seemed hopeless.

And I guess, in a strange way, he DID succeed. He lived the rock and roll life, he touched hundreds of thousands of people, and I doubt any of us are going to be remembered as well and by so many as Cobra.

Fuck the trolls, Rest in Peace, and Hail Satan.
 
Honestly don't humor the grave dancing redditors, their moments will be spent alone and they will have no one to mourn them. Josh rules their pathetic lives so much that they're trying to find reasons to hate him instead of reasons why they envy a autistic alcoholic. Perhaps they'll spend their moments creating alt accounts and socks to announce to the world that he's a sicko until his whole family dies. But honestly Josh's fans, friends, and family are countless whereas you could count anyone close to a redditor on one hand.

Rest in Peace, Josh Saunders you still rule your troll's lives.
 
I saw this last night and was reading this morning when Clint confirmed. He was only 34 years old? I can't believe how awful he looked in his final video. I've followed Cobra on and off for years - so many iconic moments and memes. The hair dye, wild cooking streams, crazy ass pizzas, the time he went down like a sack of bricks live on stream when the cops got called to his house, the disturbing NAL saga...

I guess this was inevitable considering his lifestyle but I can't believe he's gone already.
RIP Josh, you were one of a kind and certainly left an impression in this world. Thanks for the laughs over the years.
 
Well, I can't fucking do this anymore. This will be my final post here.

I met Cobes once. Front door reeked of stale cigarettes, saw the scribbled sign. Knocked on his door and gave him a baconator. He opened the bag up to his nose, closed his eyes, and sniffed it like a Shakespearean actor with a smile on his face. Such a unique man. Thanks for the memories.
 
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''Sometimes when I'm alone, I wonder aloud
If you're watching over me, some place far abound
I must reverse my life, I can't live in the past
Then set my soul free, belong to me at last.''

RIP my little nigga, we will never forget who worked against you & never forgive the troles who ruined you.
 
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Give Them Enough Rope said:
This is why I refuse to kill myself. I've been suicidal a lot of times, but I can't bear the thought of my dad crying his eyes out over my dead body, especially after everything he's done for me. I will never give up hope as long as he stays in my life through these trying times. And please, all of you, do your parents proud.
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Stewart Stevenson said:
Never kill yourself.

You matter to people even if you don't see it yourself.

And that goes for all of you fucks. Never kill yourself.
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LemonParty said:
If any Kiwis want to stop making excuses and finally quit drinking, this is your sign.

I stopped drinking 5 months ago, I started going back to the gym, cooking and eating healthy again, and my professional and personal life improved drastically.

I love life again and you WILL too.
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Wholesome Farms.

Rest easy, King. You're shredding with Ozzy forever now.

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I can't stop thinking about the ending monologue from Goodfellas in relation to cobes the "And know it's over, and that's the hardest part" strikes especially deep. I'll fucking miss you cobes.
 
His death is now going mainstream, seen 3 or so videos on my feeds about this. RIP the lolcow legend

 
JaneThough said:
They say that to feel better about themselves. They think that we do what they’re doing, not understanding this site has clear rules about neghole pozzing. So they harass away and when the inevitable happens they get up on their pedestal because at least they’re not a dang, dirty Kiwi Farmer!

In my experience, KF has been far more supportive of lolcows than anywhere else. Null practically adopted Chris Chan right before the Barb shit went down. And when it did this site went HARD at the people who trolled him into it. We were instrumental in removing Bohdi and Jani Schofield from their abusive mother (Bohdi is still safe) when all Dr Phil could do is glaze their assholes.

I’ve seen more good come from this site than any of the people who criticize it.
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I see it come up in numerous lolcow threads. People come here thinking this is the "Super Special Troll's Club" where we conspire to fuck with people because that's what the troons have told them. This is a website for observation, documentation, and discussion of internet weirdos, and nothing more.
 
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