🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THAT CHERRY LIQUOR

So NAL sent cobes three 99 brand minis of liquor. Something about the black cherry bottle is very suspicious. You can see it does not have its factory cap on so obviously the bottle was opened and the cap replaced with a different one. You can see the broken seal too.
The way she brings the bottle on cam is sus too, she's holding it in an unnatural way, with her thumb obscuring the cap.
 

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Castus said:
Clint claims that Cobes loved animals so much that he never let them kill bugs, but we all know Cobes admitted to finding a baby bird on the ground in a parking lot while riding his bicycle. He searched for its nest but couldn’t find it. Instead of using the cellphone we know he had to call a local wildlife rescue or someone who could have called for him, what did he do? He decided to put the poor baby bird on the ground and RUN IT OVER WITH HIS BIKE TIRE to “put it out of its misery.”
Additionally, he was clearly neglectful toward his poor lizard, Puff, even blowing nicotine smoke on him, which is extremely harmful to bearded dragons. Reptiles have a very delicate respiratory systems, making them particularly vulnerable to smoke and airborne toxins.
Clint can pretend Cobes was an angel to animals, but he’s obviously in total denial! Clint should have saved poor Puff by taking him immediately. Just a few thoughts that don’t make sense.
Also, apple pieces for a bearded dragon should be small, no larger than the space between its eyes, to prevent choking and allow for easy eating. Apple peels, core and seeds should always been removed as these are hard to digest and can cause impaction or irritation. Look at how giant those apple pieces were! Puff was a small guy.
Well, I guess he’s with Puff now…
R.I.P. Cobes! I really hope you aren’t with Satan, which is the stupidest, most foolish thing you ever wanted! For Clint to say “Hail Satan” right after his son’s death—WTF??

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You do know a local wild life rescue will probably just tell you to leave the bird there right? Are you so fucking stupid you think they would come out and rescue every single baby bird people find on the ground? Even if they did they would probably just euthanize it by sticking it in a freezer or something. What do you think they would come out and take care of injured ants too?

Also I love how a clearly mentally disabled person killing a baby bird and being a crappy pet owner is somehow justification for you absolute retard gorilla niggers to ruin his life and taunt his grieving father.

You people are absolute fucking ghouls.
 
Ponzo said:
Clint’s confirmation posted to Josh’s Facebook page.

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This is why I refuse to kill myself. I've been suicidal a lot of times, but I can't bear the thought of my dad crying his eyes out over my dead body, especially after everything he's done for me. I will never give up hope as long as he stays in my life through these trying times. And please, all of you, do your parents proud.
 
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

edit: I know this sentiment is going around a lot, but I hope he knew how many people truly loved him. Josh'll never be forgotten and I'll be sure to celebrate him forever
 
Give Them Enough Rope said:
This is why I refuse to kill myself. I've been suicidal a lot of times, but I can't bear the thought of my dad crying his eyes out over my dead body, especially after everything he's done to me. I will never give up hope as long as he stays in my life through these trying times. And please, all of you, do your parents proud.
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Never kill yourself.

You matter to people even if you don't see it yourself.

And that goes for all of you fucks. Never kill yourself.
 
Ok guys you convinced me, I'm goin to the store, I'm gonna make a sick drink combo, in your honor Cobra Wizard dood

Give me recommendations kiwis, I was thinking on using sprite and tamarind vodka but that's too common, maybe I have to buy ice cream too? 🤔
 
I’m taking this much harder than I thought I would. Found out about Josh from the Trappped documentary (learning about it from Trappped’s MDE connections). I was fascinated. Even if Cobes was an alcoholic ding dong living in squalor, he did everything on his own terms. It was amazing someone could be so sure of themselves and to be shamelessly weird, even with legions of A-logs trying to tear him down.

As his content got less and less frequently uploaded, I would check in through Bitesized’s recap videos and get a little blast of Cobes that reminded me why he was my favorite cow. The French fry fire, dying his hair and forgetting about his Wendy’s shift, making food hacks with bugs visibly crawling in the food, Shon, Puff, the eviction call with Clint. Cobes truly was a once in a lifetime cow and one of the few I would genuinely want to meet in person. Like we’ve all been saying, this was inevitable with his lifestyle, but I really was not expecting it to be so sudden.

Just picked up some Budweiser and Mountain Dew. It makes me happy to see everyone posting their drink combos, I’m sure Cobes is looking down and saying “hell yeah doot”.
 
If any Kiwis want to stop making excuses and finally quit drinking, this is your sign.

I stopped drinking 5 months ago, I started going back to the gym, cooking and eating healthy again, and my professional and personal life improved drastically.

I love life again and you WILL too.
 
A Wumpa Fruit said:
Ok guys you convinced me, I'm goin to the store, I'm gonna make a sick drink combo, in your honor Cobra Wizard dood

Give me recommendations kiwis, I was thinking on using sprite and tamarind vodka but that's too common, maybe I have to buy ice cream too? 🤔
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I used Halo 3 gamer fuel and old bay vodka. It was certainly dank.
 
Not Funny said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Twa8NbXimKA
Deadwing is doing a remembrance stream.
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This is perhaps the most harrowing part after any cow dies especially when it's the ones that are particularly harmless. This coaltuber is making money off of a dead man, all the while advising people to pretty please not donate in a piss poor attempt to seem like he possesses a fraction of a soul when the reality is it takes 2 seconds to just fucking turn off Superchats. Hyper Jewish grave ogling vultures Yes I'm MATI as fuck
 
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