🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Castus said:
Clint claims that Cobes loved animals so much that he never let them kill bugs, but we all know Cobes admitted to finding a baby bird on the ground in a parking lot while riding his bicycle. He searched for its nest but couldn’t find it. Instead of using the cellphone we know he had to call a local wildlife rescue or someone who could have called for him, what did he do? He decided to put the poor baby bird on the ground and RUN IT OVER WITH HIS BIKE TIRE to “put it out of its misery.”
Additionally, he was clearly neglectful toward his poor lizard, Puff, even blowing nicotine smoke on him, which is extremely harmful to bearded dragons. Reptiles have a very delicate respiratory systems, making them particularly vulnerable to smoke and airborne toxins.
Clint can pretend Cobes was an angel to animals, but he’s obviously in total denial! Clint should have saved poor Puff by taking him immediately. Just a few thoughts that don’t make sense.
Also, apple pieces for a bearded dragon should be small, no larger than the space between its eyes, to prevent choking and allow for easy eating. Apple peels, core and seeds should always been removed as these are hard to digest and can cause impaction or irritation. Look at how giant those apple pieces were! Puff was a small guy.
Well, I guess he’s with Puff now…
R.I.P. Cobes! I really hope you aren’t with Satan, which is the stupidest, most foolish thing you ever wanted! For Clint to say “Hail Satan” right after his son’s death—WTF??

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Cobes was a retarded alcoholic and yet somehow he put more joy into this world for 34 years than you ever will. People the world over are celebrating his life. Seethe harder you worthless faggot, hail Satan.
 
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Rest in peace Gothic King
 
I didn't think he would pass away as soon as this year, it didn't surprise me but it saddened me none the less. Cobes for me was a cathartic experience which always transported me back and made me feel as though I was in 2008, smoking, drinking and watching stupid shit on the internet. I grew up in a small town in the pacific northwest and personally knew a few people who were like Josh, so he always reminded me of home in a cheap beer and menthol cigarette kind of way. He may have been a total peanut head and made some dumb decisions but he was a chill guy who really was about that rock star life and he was probably a great drinking buddy. I first saw him in 2019 when he made a dank apple pie food hack, TWU, and I have been hooked ever since. So today in Cobes honor Ill be food hacking a pizza and cracking a bottle of E&J Peach, 21 and up. Fuck the troles and fuck sickos, Ill miss you buddy and I know you're in a better place chillin like a rockstar villian, Rest in Peace Joshua Fay Saunders.
 
Well, I awaken at the crack of mid-afternoon to learn that the rumors were true. Sad, but this was inevitable. The sexy gothic rockstar badboy's pain is over. Godspeed you crazy bastard, and fuck sickos.
 
To any of you faggots who are using this opportunity to profit off a lolcows death, i don’t say this often but when i do, i mean it. fucking kill yourself

Jobama said:
Hiphop producer Wakeupf1lthy, who’s worked with artist like Playboi Carti, The Weekend, and Travis Scott plays tribute to Cobra.
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he’s also very into internet culture as he’s brought on airsoftfatty, burt from fish tank and matan evans
 
Bl4cksh4d0w12 said:
Long time Lurker, first time poster

Saw a lot of people suggesting that someone start a fundraiser of some kind for Josh, so I did, you can find it here. I’m currently trying to get in touch with Clint, though I know he said that he said he’d block anyone that tries to dm him, so if anyone can help, that would be great. If we can’t get in touch with him or if he doesn’t want the money, we could all pick a charity or something to send the funds to. But don’t feel pressured to donate if yall don’t want to, just wanted to do something that a lot of people were suggesting
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Clint doesn't need our money. If he wanted funds for the funeral. He would have asked. You literally joined just to post this. Fuck off.
 
Pierre D'Olnique said:
Fine. You win, Cobes. I'll bust this one open and grace this thread with probably the most slavic photo possible.
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edit: fuck me, I didn't read the label. 45%. Strong stuff.
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Damn, haven't seen a bottle of this since I was at a Serbian Orthodox Church's festival, same goes for kruskovac.
 
You know Cobes made an impact on the Internet when I’m even seeing Sektur degens like Ralph and Cog talking about him.
 
Bl4cksh4d0w12 said:
Long time Lurker, first time poster

Saw a lot of people suggesting that someone start a fundraiser of some kind for Josh, so I did, you can find it Here. I’m currently trying to get in touch with Clint, though I know he said that he said he’d block anyone that tries to dm him, so if anyone can help, that would be great. If we can’t get in touch with him or if he doesn’t want the money, we could all pick a charity or something to send the funds to. But don’t feel pressured to donate if yall don’t want to, just wanted to do something that a lot of people were suggesting
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People grifting off the death of a lolcow lmao
I guess I can't say I'm surprised the length people will go to scam money
 
Mister Uno said:
Actually crying like a bitch to a man I have never met. I was really hoping that he would fix himself and get back to doing what he loved and we could have cool videos again. The world lost a King and I feel for Clint. He wasn't perfect but he did more than what most would have.
Will miss ya, you damn goofball.
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i saw some jack skellington pjs shopping today and i teared up thinking of cobes
 
Fortyone said:
I wonder if bitesize, seizure, etc. Are gonna drop off the face of the earth after this?
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Bitesize has said before that the only thing keeping him interested in Cobra was his documentary series so I imagine that when he reaches the end he’ll dip out of the Cobraverse. I think that Seizure has said that there’s enough to talk about with Cobra to keep doing Snake Bones episodes after he passes. Sakes Bones comes out so infrequently now he can probably keep doing them for years.
 
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