🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I’m guessing it is considered suspicious now. Also sorry if already posted. I thought this was fake at first but nope. I know it was said maybe it was appendicitis but it sounds like it was more than that.
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A Cobes moment that's seared into my mind is when a ween came over specifically to fuck with him and Cobes offered him a glass of wine and a chat.
 
The fundamental issue with redditors is that they're constantly swept up in this autistic moralistic fervor akin to the fucking chinese cultural revolution, where the top principle is "be a good heckin' person", and where "good person" means whatever the fuck they want. So instead of just being a rancid cyberbullying site with a thread that makes fun of retarded babies and knowing that that's a pretty awful thing to do, it's instead of a continuous religious crusade against the "bad people", resulting in disabled autistic people being force fed poison until they fucking die from it, but it's OK because puff or because they said the word faggot once.

It was pretty early on, when the site was still just about Chris Chan, where I started to tell people: don't justify making fun of him, because you shouldn't have to. If you feel bad about doing something, it's probably a bad thing to do. If you have to cope about him calling Obama a nigger to justify doing something you feel is bad, you're probably behaving like a fucking psychopath. It was not until recently that I realized how wise that sentiment was because it saved us from being a snark subreddit and I'd probably be in jail by now.


I remember bring first introduced to Kobes through the MATI people stream. I'd seen him prior but never paid attention. One of the few people I'd seen in one of those earlier spotlight episodes that contained next to no condemnable behaviors. Just goofy shenanigans that were largely harmless.
Then a few years later I remember coming across his stuff on normie Facebook. These entire communities built around how angry they were at him. Not to laugh and make jokes but to, "hold him accountable." From that I followed links to subreddits that were borderline psychotic about how angry they were at this guy mixing mountain dew and beer in a ramshackle apartment. They weren't just making jokes or shitty comments. It kind of seemed like they wanted to actually reach out and hurt him. And based on some of the context of what they were saying, and obviously due to what you'd see on stream, some of them were.

The culture of not reaching out and fucking with the people featured here, genuinely enforced by its user base, and the largely held sentiment by the users that if you have to justify what you're doing to someone you shouldn't be doing it, is what makes this site what it is.
People can say what they want about the farms, it is what it is. A massive, indexed, collection of embarrassing things for some people that were stupid enough to post them online. But the cruelty of the "average" people on Facebook and Reddit is genuinely incredible. It was when I saw that that I began to understand what it is that this place offers. It is a gossip forum, obviously. But it's one that strives to not genuinely destroy the people that are the subjects of conversation. It has a self enforcing culture of restraint, and basic sanity. To not reach out and mess with a dude that's clearly retarded, makes magic wands, and ridiculous food in this kitchen because you're mad about a lizard or whatever.

That video was hard to watch, man. Especially if you've lived long enough to actually lose friends, and see their parents have to deal with it.

RIP Cobes. Hail Satan.
 
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Someone I knew would tell stories about his father, who was a desperate alcoholic who drank the family into poverty, and was basically a derelict who lived indoors. Dad would go to the local bar, spend whatever he'd scrounged or borrowed, and when he had nothing left, the other degenerates would have him do humiliating tricks in exchange for drinks. Like lick the barroom floor, or pull his pants down etc. I feel like those pieces of shit who sent booze to Josh are the moral descendants of the guys throwing a buck to a drunk if he'll dance like a monkey for them.
 
RIP Josh
After following him for years I knew this was inevitable but it's still sad. Dude was born with fucked genetics and with his mental disabilities he walked down this path of self-destruction. Wanting to be a rebel just because he was an outcast he made role models out of homeless drunks in Casper. Hung out with some truly awful people who's bad habits added onto his bad habits and parroted traits/words from people he looked up to even when he shouldn't have. The people around him truly failed him but what's done is done.
He leaves behind a lot of memories and absolutely iconic moments and quotable cobraisms. Our goth bad boy will be serving up drink combos to Ozzy.
 
I sincerely hope that the retards who bought and sent him booze used their personal info and trackable bank accounts so that the dad can press charges on them. The way I see it anyone who sent Cobra booze is partly responsible for his death. these retards had prior knowledge of his drinking problem and bad health and still sent him booze and enabled his drinking problem. That's gotta be manslaughter at least. Maybe even second degree murder charges. I feel for the dad having to find his son dead like that. Fucking horrible.
 
If the rumours about the poision seeds gifted from Jessica on here have some kind of weight to them I hope that people will look deeper into that, and if true, that bitch must burn...
 
At least he finally gets to kick it with Ozzy and they both get to understand their kinship. Pouring one out on the carpet, checking the bottle, and pouring out a little more for you Cobes. love you doodt.
Edit: apparently my tard thumbs or my pocket decided to quote and reply with nothing, but at least it is a good post.
 
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