🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[motofu]

Right where his liver is... He does look kind of yellow too.

I immediately thought alcohol withdrawal when he described his symptoms

Someone brought up it could be a cytokine storm. Under enough stress, the immune system will flood with cytokines leading to organ failure.
It would produce all the symptoms he was complaining about; shidding and pukin and shallow breathing.
It sounds right to me seeing as alcohol is a very slow killer.

If it is him, I hope he finds his way to the fiery gates. Fly high, cobra demon.

 

[willyman]

Made this account to reply. I found Josh in October 2023. These have been the hardest years of my life and he has made them much easier. Despite his shortcomings he is an amazing and entertaining person and I will never forget him. Perhaps the most meaningful internet nonsense I have ever found. I am praying that he is still here, but if not Josh has made my struggle in life significantly better. He was always something to look forward to. And in a way I will always look up to him.

 

[BlastMonk]

Dude, any time a lolcow dies the site get's blamed within days if not hours of it happening.

That's just not true, many lolcows have died without anyone blaming us. Its only the trans or women lolcows who kill themselves that get pinned on the farm. The husband crazy hill jew women who sued josh a bunch blew his head off with a shotgun and no one blamed us. Cobra was a white american man so no heartless journo would bother trying to politise his death to go after the site.

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

I wake up and this is the first thing I hear about? Fuck man, I'm really tearing up over this motherfucker

 

[curbside2]

The only person on the board I’ve liked since King Terry died. Both Kings risen to their thrones. I guess it’s poetic now that Ozzy is gone.

RIP Cobes

 

[Femboy]

Gone but not forgotten, Rest well king there are goth baddies in heaven waiting for you

 

[Aquinas 2]

Why are you people whining about his death? This is literally THE site that encourages behaviors, and subsequently causes, deaths exactly like this one.

Heinous retard degenerate worthless SCUM, the lot of you. You all deserve the same putrid fate, and you all almost certainly will do so.

this reeks of seething wannabe tradwife with a barren womb

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

Witnessing cobra over the years has really given me an adversion to alcohol. I used to drink alone a long time ago. I haven't in years, but tonight I think I might have one of cobras cocktails.

I hope it's not true, but RIP gothic prince if it is.

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

Witnessing cobra over the years has really given me an adversion to alcohol. I used to drink alone a long time ago. I haven't in years, but tonight I think I might have one of cobras cocktails.

I hope it's not true, but RIP gothic prince if it is.

Gonna make a drink combo in his honor too, cheers brother

 

[ChonkyNeko]

Why are you people whining about his death? This is literally THE site that encourages behaviors, and subsequently causes, deaths exactly like this one.

Heinous retard degenerate worthless SCUM, the lot of you. You all deserve the same putrid fate, and you all almost certainly will do so.

>join date: literally today
Checks out. Kill yourself, faggot.

 

[The Bogwater Flows On]

Cobra was the reason I actually made an account. This thread had people who actually talked about Cobes and enjoyed his goofiness instead of Alogging him.

If he's really gone, that fucking sucks. I'll be making some dank drink combos to remember the King.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

Damn RIP cobes If hes dead. Sucks I enjoyed some of his content.

 

[The PissLord]

Bros, I had a dream I was at a liquor store but couldn't buy any booze then woke up to this RIP

Couldn't buy anything because CY Liquor banned you, the boy was speaking through you, truly profound.

 

[Spergerella Junior]

Finally Seizure can have his Tarot reading stream! Better not buy a luigi board, BOY!

Honestly, Cobra would be down with folks holding a seance to contact him. Or would that still be tapping the glass? I’m imagining his ghost phone blowing up in the afterlife.

 

[False and Misleading]

I'm a tourist and generally didn't follow this guy too much, but I am off to grab a drink in his honor. Going to buy the most rotgut thing I see.

 

[Dr.Notzi]

Dude, any time a lolcow dies the site get's blamed within days if not hours of it happening.

Wonder if Cobes parents will oull off a toohiachu.

 

[TORtlEMUStRaNSUS]

>join date: literally today
Checks out. Kill yourself, faggot.

He/Him is mad the DDOS over the last few days didn't work.

 

[Fortyone]

Is this gonna get blamed on the farms?

Kiwifarms for the longest time didn't really care about cobes, at least not nearly to the same extent the reddit did. It would be retarded to blame the alcohol & self neglect induced death (if he did die) on the farms.

 

[gogeta77]

I don't think I can handle it once the thread gets the "INACTIVE" tag.

 

[FreakyFred]

You know that Cyraxx is going to grift off this even though Cobes hated that little sicko.