🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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If anyone thought the lifestyle he was living would allow him to live till his 40s you were delusional. I mentioned a few weeks back he is drinking close to 80 standard drinks a week at the bare minimum. ( One handle is about 39 drinks). On a side note my great aunt was an alcoholic who just passed away a few months ago and she lived to 82. She was always an alcoholic at least that’s what my family told me (only met her like twice when I was very young). Though I think she started to drink more heavily during pandemic. She would order booze through a door dash service very similarly to Cobes. Even during her final weeks her daughter would find her passed out on the ground covered in vomit. Alcoholism is no joke.
 
Watching the recap that Boglim Chronicles posted from 4 days ago, holy shit is his foot swollen…looks more like dependent pitting edema than anything, and that usually points to a cardiac/renal issue (heart failure)
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Sir Baz the Intolerant said:
Really hope it's just a false alarm but my head is telling me the man's gone. I had a bad feeling when I saw clips of his last stream as while he's done some serious damage to himself before, his body looked like it had finally reached its breaking point.

It's going to feel weird having him gone, while I haven't engaged much with this thread I've followed Cobes on and off for years, since before I even found the Farms, and he was one of the last of a dying breed of lolcow that are ultimately just harmless eccentrics rather than the usual political spergs and trannies we tend to get nowadays.

If you're truly gone Cobes, then I hope you get to have a drink with the big Oz man himself.
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He was also one of the rare cows that could get in on the joke, which showed a level of self-awareness you rarely see in cows from this era. It's why he could be oddly likeable in his own way.

It's sad; we've lost a lot of quality Kiwis and quality cows this year.
 
Kela de Thaym said:
Cobes is likely dead yet Foodie Beauty still lives, I hate this world right now.
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Cherry Milk said:
Yet 'Raxx is still breathing. Smh
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Lovely Kin said:
Even worse Goonclown is somehow still alive. It's a shame the harmless cows die first.
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Sneedmiser said:
Every time a lolcow dies I think "why couldn't it be Jack? Surely the devil has more effective tools."
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All four of them will be getting their dues sooner or later. All one has to do is wait. Time is generally not on their side.
 
Not the news I wanted to wake up to. This is most definitely not what's up, Farmz. But like a lot of others have said, it was always going to end like this. We're going to miss you a lot, my Lord. I will be crushing a sub with every single topping Subway has to offer on it, because ghost food is unquestionably real.

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What a horrible reminder of our own mortality. Still, with all the boozing this was only a matter of time.
All the greats die young, it seems. Even among lolcows.

Rest in Peace, Josh, you sweet Gothic Prince.
 
Jeffy Jefferson said:
If anyone thought the lifestyle he was living would allow him to live till his 40s you were delusional. I mentioned a few weeks back he is drinking close to 80 standard drinks a week at the bare minimum. ( One handle is about 39 drinks). On a side note my great aunt was an alcoholic who just passed away a few months ago and she lived to 82. She was always an alcoholic at least that’s what my family told me (only met her like twice when I was very young). Though I think she started to drink more heavily during pandemic. She would order booze through a door dash service very similarly to Cobes. Even during her final weeks her daughter would find her passed out on the ground covered in vomit. Alcoholism is no joke.
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Nah, you’d be surprised at the human body…people like Cobes typically are like cockroaches and live far longer than expected. I’ve seen people absolutely abuse the fuck out of their bodies worse than Cobes and live into their 50’s/60’s.
 
Fortyone said:
Kiwifarms for the longest time didn't really care about cobes, at least not nearly to the same extent the reddit did. It would be retarded to blame the alcohol & self neglect induced death (if he did die) on the farms.
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My first post in this thread contained a complaint about how slow the thread moved considering the amount of content he put out.
 
This is the worst fucking news to wake up to, man. Of all the people we talk about on here, from the pedos, perverts and the political grifters, Cobra was innocent. Just a plucky weirdo with a drinking problem and funny delusions. He didn’t deserve the hate he got from Reddit, Facebook and discord, despite his many flaws.

The events in the last year of his life seemed to have accelerated his downward spiral and subsequent decline in health. Jessica’s abuse completely broke him mentally and probably traumatized him and the loss of his friend Walt and his idol Ozzy probably worsened his depression. Harassment from the alogs got pretty bad too and almost cost him his beloved YouTube channel. Those freaks couldn’t even let the boy go outside and live life. But what I assume actually did him in was his unhealthy lifestyle finally catching up with him. It was getting bad, but I thought he had at least another decade left. This is a grim reminder of what happens when we don’t take care of our health.

If hes really dead, I’m pouring a Cobras Mist tonight. 2025 has been such a shit year.
 
Wanna contribute to a tribute to our sexy goth badboy but you aren't a drinker?

No problem! Let's make a Non-Alcoholic Orange Dream based off the Dream Combo! Instead of vodka, we'll be using Orange Juice.

Ingredients:​

  • 1/2 orange juice, any orange juice works
  • 1/2 coca cola
Yes, i did just make this in tribute for our boy. It looks horrifyingly brown.
Taste is actually not bad, it's more orange than cola.
Edit: It's the smell which is the most rancid part.
 
Big Nasty said:
My first post in this thread contained a complaint about how slow the thread moved considering the amount of content he put out.
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Same on my old account in 2019 or 2020. Even when Null talked about cobra he was really ignorant of cobes and didn't beleive warlord was a tranny when people told him etc.
 
RIP if his death is legit, he seemed like he was in a a pretty rough situation when the health update video went up on Tuesday. Would not be surprised if NakedAndLaughing and her dumb idea to send Rain Lily Seeds in the care package has to do with this somehow. The symptoms he was experiencing and the potential effects of a human digesting them match.
 
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