🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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This is the saddest feature next to when Terry Davis went :(. I kept thinking to all the posts, 'nah, Ive seen some similar shit, there are cripplingalcoholic stories all the time where people make it' but I did think his shit diet and lifestyle was speeding everything else up, drinking nothing but Monster instead of water and only eating dank food hacks.

Better be alive BOY!
 
It's been less than 12 hours and we haven't had a confirmation of his death yet so lets not make it about us. I'm sure trolls will get blamed and bad faith actors will confuse/lie that all the actions of the weens was actually us and all that. But that will be years in the future for another hit job if it ever comes. Lets remember Josh for now and deal with that later.
Dude, any time a lolcow dies the site get's blamed within days if not hours of it happening.
 
It's going to feel weird having him gone, while I haven't engaged much with this thread I've followed Cobes on and off since before I found the Farms, and he was one of the last of a dying breed of lolcow that are ultimately just harmless eccentrics rather than the usual political spergs and trannies we tend to get nowadays.
That's the saddest part. The most amusing cows were mostly harmless autists who freaked out no matter the political stuff.
 
The dread/suspense is tearing me apart guys. I just wanna
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RIP King Cobes.

What I always found kind of charming about him was how he felt like one of the last throwbacks to that 90s/2000s-era “superstar” metalhead vibe. The type who’d talk up all the wild stuff they could do: the amount of weed he can smoke, holding their own in the pit, living and breathing Ozzy all without irony. Just pure enthusiasm, even if it was a little rough around the edges. Minus the gutrot and other shit he got into.
 
Why are you people whining about his death? This is literally THE site that encourages behaviors, and subsequently causes, deaths exactly like this one.

Heinous retard degenerate worthless SCUM, the lot of you. You all deserve the same putrid fate, and you all almost certainly will do so.
Lol kill yourself. Bait used to be funny.
 
I think I’m mostly curious to see if Clint publicly blames the trolls or does some kind of interpretive dance tribute with grift.
Clint just lost his son and will be grieving.

I am sure we can give him a pass on blaming the trolls for once

RIP Cobes - you and your hardboiled eggs introduced me to lolcows.

Anyone have the clip where he gets all stressed out and says something like "Ahh this is too much. I need to go get another hardboiled egg"?
 
Why are you people whining about his death? This is literally THE site that encourages behaviors, and subsequently causes, deaths exactly like this one.

Heinous retard degenerate worthless SCUM, the lot of you. You all deserve the same putrid fate, and you all almost certainly will do so.
B8
BUUUUUUT the farms were more sympathetic to the boy than multiple subreddits or Facebook groups ever were.
 
This is literally THE site that encourages behaviors, and subsequently causes, deaths exactly like this one.
Can you point to where the farms have encouraged him to do what he’s been doing for years upon years?

I’m not saying the farms are perfect blameless angels, but that’s a hefty claim to levy. Glasstapping and contacting cows is a surefire way to get you ostracized here, it’s looked down upon pretty extensively.
 
This genuinely makes me sad. Cobra was a rare breed of lolcow: pure, harmless and seemingly good natured despite his crippling retardation.

I'm hoping it's a hoax, but everything seems to point to the same conclusion.

RIP Cobra, I will miss your hot dog lips and eyes that move independently of one another.
 
Could any of those reddit weens be implicated in his death because of this? I hope so. I had to deal with alcoholic family members before and almost lose them to it. Cobe's last video was exactly one to one with what I saw after a family member stopped drinking after a non-stop binge. And if someone kept giving them more hard drinks because they thought it was funny, I'd probably kill that person.
 
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