🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[ASeabear8952]

A submission that didn’t make the stream.

https://theboglim.com/post/theboglim.com/2118

Credit: RastaJeremysTrousers on The Boglim

I’d love to see more Home Shopping Club streams in the future.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I’d love to see more Home Shopping Club streams in the future.

Yeah, if I could suggest a product for @SeizureRobot5000 :
these pixel brick kits with any of the pixel art I made for the Boglimpedia

 

[Bigredfoxes]

microwaved in 30 second bursts

Microwaved for 30 seconds then check it, or microwave for 30 seconds, cool overnight and repeat? The latter wouldn’t surprise me.

And if you wreck you're not only losing your job, but the car you'll need to find another job.

My town is populated enough that they’re pretty much exclusively on mopeds or bicycles, get fit and earn money.

Imagine cobes turning up on his bike delivering your family Friday night dinner, would you tip more or less?

 

[Arv3k]

Imagine cobes turning up on his bike delivering your family Friday night dinner, would you tip more or less?

More, because that goth delivery guy smells good.

 

[PetiteFeet]

More, because that goth delivery guy smells good.

that's the tactical soap at work. No woman can resist it, TMDWU toobz. Use coupon code Gothickingcobra to get 0% off your order.

 

[Candover]

Yeah, if I could suggest a product for @SeizureRobot5000 :
these pixel brick kits with any of the pixel art I made for the Boglimpedia
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I saved a backup of the Cobrapedia a while back. All the HTML and Media files. Would be nice to see it return.

 

[Thesumof41is5]

Dammn.. whoever called it on him getting a handlebar mustache, come on down to claim your prize.
Lol he looks like a predatory magic professor at Hogwarts now

Get you a man that can do both

 

[Troo and Honest]

Dammn.. whoever called it on him getting a handlebar mustache, come on down to claim your prize.
Lol he looks like a predatory magic professor at Hogwarts now

It's so thin. The beard itself, or whatever it is on his chin, looks like something a 16 year old would grow out just out of spite.

 

[Coin flip]

Dammn.. whoever called it on him getting a handlebar mustache, come on down to claim your prize.
Lol he looks like a predatory magic professor at Hogwarts now

I was wondering how long it'd take for him to trim the moustache. You could see it getting in the way of him eating and drinking the last couple weeks.
I hope he keeps the tips curled up it's super goth.

 

[Candover]

Dammn.. whoever called it on him getting a handlebar mustache, come on down to claim your prize.
Lol he looks like a predatory magic professor at Hogwarts now

Only a matter of time before he gets so annoyed by it getting in the way of food and booze that he tries to trim it, fails horribly, then ends up just shaving it off. He's had multiple of these long Fu Manchu style mustaches over the years but they never last very long

 

[lebean]

He's had multiple of these long Fu Manchu style mustaches over the years but they never last very long

You're onto something here, good sir.

Now, I see the lost Genetic Mountain Dew connection to Confucius Saunders:

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

He finally took off the Ozzy shirt after wearing it for 3 weeks.

Dammn.. whoever called it on him getting a handlebar mustache, come on down to claim your prize.
Lol he looks like a predatory magic professor at Hogwarts now

Get you a man that can do both

Of course he shaves the sides of the beard, but leaves the nasty-ass rat tail on the bottom. And he ended up giving himself tusks.

 

[mars]

3 minute drink review and literally the only thing he says about the drink is "it's not half bad"

 

[cool crab]

you've described every drink review in the last 5 years

 

[Detective Carey]

LOL how do you even end up with an already obscenely long goatee, then an even longer layer of whispy barely there goatee hair extending beyond it? It's one of those things that would be hard to pull off on purpose, he must have fucked up with the clippers/scissors.

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[Agares]

This is one of the more normal things he's made, I've probably made this exact sandwich before with the leftover Squeezer's sauce too.

Honestly same, though I prefer Italian cheeses with my salami and the bread toasted instead of micawaved.

 

[HiveDull]

I think the worst part of him ever shaving his "beard" is that he uses that shitty electric beard clipper that always sounds like it's dying.
Part of me wants to know if he's ever tried to use a straight razor. It would be on par with his cowboy persage.

 

[Detective Carey]

He'd fucking kill himself with a straight razor. The fucking boy can't even figure out a can opener!

 

[Orkeosaurus]

that badass lunger sure does smell good

 

[Hennimore]

3 minute drink review and literally the only thing he says about the drink is "it's not half bad"

He very obviously just wanted to show off his new look because he is feeling himself but didn't want it to seem that way so he grabs whatever drink he has laying around and does a "review".