🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

Honestly same, though I prefer Italian cheeses with my salami and the bread toasted instead of micawaved.

Soggy microwaved bread TWU toobz

 

[Fishnumm]

Soggy microwaved bread TWU toobz

it would be nice if he had a toaster oven.
it would be cooler if he knew how to install and operate one too

 

[Agares]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pVxW-rmUlIcHe finally took off the Ozzy shirt after wearing it for 3 weeks.
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Of course he shaves the sides of the beard, but leaves the nasty-ass rat tail on the bottom. And he ended up giving himself tusks.

Wow. He actually shaved that giant lion's mane. That's the most effort he's put into grooming since the second Jessica visit.

 

[Fishnumm]

Wow. He actually shaved that giant lion's mane. That's the most effort he's put into grooming since the second Jessica visit.

huh is he emulating an idol perhaps?

 

[anliteralidiot]

it would be nice if he had a toaster oven.
it would be cooler if he knew how to install and operate one too

Install? They make ones you just plop on the counter.

And it comes in green!
However, if he could get a toaster like the sonic toaster, with the cool custom grill, but like a cool cobra instead of sonic, then that would be sweet.

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

it would be nice if he had a toaster oven.
it would be cooler if he knew how to install and operate one too

Does Cobes own an air fryer at all? I don't know if I've ever seen him operate one at all. If he has one you know damn well it never gets cleaned.

 

[Hennimore]

All for one and one for all doodt!

 

[Thesumof41is5]

He very obviously just wanted to show off his new look because he is feeling himself but didn't want it to seem that way so he grabs whatever drink he has laying around and does a "review".

And remind his fans he has a cashapp and paypal for booze and cigarettes that they can donate to- not required but greatly appreciated toobz

 

[pooterino]

I saved a backup of the Cobrapedia a while back. All the HTML and Media files. Would be nice to see it return.

I love joking about "Jorbsch Smaunders" and all that but that cockholster signature is... just fuckin' something else. Goddamn.

Signed:

"&eahr Saundemex"

Spoiler: jesus i knew cobes was tarded but cmon

 

[HiveDull]

Does Cobes own an air fryer at all?

IIRC people have sent him air fryers, sausage makers, george foreman grills, and pressure cookers. I don't think he's actually used any of them, but I also think he's too stupid and lazy to pawn them. He just has a pile of genuine fan goodies in his room that he probably never even touches.

 

[Candover]

IIRC people have sent him air fryers, sausage makers, george foreman grills, and pressure cookers. I don't think he's actually used any of them, but I also think he's too stupid and lazy to pawn them. He just has a pile of genuine fan goodies in his room that he probably never even touches.

An air fryer is a genuine fire hazard for Josh because he would never clean the excess grease out of it. He has one sitting on his counter but I doubt he’s ever used it. Thank sky god.

 

[Fishnumm]

id love to see him use a blender he could make the sickest drink combos

 

[Agares]

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All for one and one for all doodt!

Better not keep your rapier in that cobra cane, BOY!

AI is getting better and better at rendering boglims in all their gothic glory.

 

[Aborted Drink Combo]

Buying those tins of juice concentrate from the frozen food aisle, adding ice cubes + vodka, and hitting them with the blender is the ultimate drink combo.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Buying those tins of juice concentrate from the frozen food aisle, adding ice cubes + vodka, and hitting them with the blender is the ultimate drink combo.

Where do they still have those? I haven't seen those cans of concentrated juice since I was a kid.

 

[Aborted Drink Combo]

Where do they still have those? I haven't seen those cans of concentrated juice since I was a kid.

I actually had to look it up, because I hadn't seen them in a while either. It has been so long since I used the blender for drink combos, I forgot that I just buy 1L cartons of juice and freeze them. Apparently the walmart near me still sells Minute Maid things of concentrate for $1.25 leaf bux.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

It has been so long since I used the blender for drink combos,

I've introduced my friends to Cobra and since like last year we've started to unironically say "drink combo" without another Cobra reference immediately preceding or following its usage. It's our "hold the phone, Sylvester Stallone."

 

[NoosJunki]

id love to see him use a blender he could make the sickest drink combos

If the BOY could figure out how to operate a blender without getting a finger cut off, I'd be so surprised I'd might even consider to his Bogoholism Fund

 

[Aborted Drink Combo]

I've introduced my friends to Cobra and since like last year we've started to unironically say "drink combo" without another Cobra reference immediately preceding or following its usage. It's our "hold the phone, Sylvester Stallone."

I've stopped saying mixed drink or cocktail, everything is a drink combo. He rules my sad, pathetic life.

 

[Retreaded Tire]

Did the seizure stream get taken down?
I don't see it