Remember the college kid probably had his car paid for by dear old dad.
Well that plus his brain being fried from spice and paint fumes. Just recently during the burned bacon meltdown he burned the fuck out of his crotch by pouring smoking hot grease into a glass bowl sitting on his lap. Took a good five seconds for it to register.
Barring a freak accident like choking on food hack or aspirating vomit the boy's unfortunately in for one of the most drawn out and painful deaths a human can endure. Hope Clint likes spending the rest of grandpa Palmer's inheritance on hospice for the boy cause it ain't cheap.
"You know why things like this are popular? It's because poor people are really fucking stupid. ~ If a poor person wins $500 from the lottery, they'll immediately buy $500 of more lottery tickets." -Rabbai Samuel Hydenstein
Is it even a cobes foodhack if it's something a normal person might conceivably eat?
I mean, Paull Wall used to have a grill that spelled PAUL across the top front four, and WALL across the bottom front four, so it'd work, but what would the bottom set say? Just OZZY again? TWU is too short, and KCJFS is too long.
Pretty much, sometimes I'll use it if I'm busy with work but it's always ordinary "delivery" stuff, not from dine-in restaurants, takeout or fast food. In those cases the cost differential is nominal. On the other hand you could be paying double list price plus fees for something like fast food. Getting delivery from sit-down restaurants just doesn't make a lot of sense.
They profit most from shut-ins and people who are drunk or on drugs who can't safely pick it up whether by car, ride bike, or walk (but at least to their credit don't do so). That fits Cobes to the tee, he's their perfect customer. Expanding to deliver alcohol just makes it that much more profitable.
I think people are attracted to the "self-employed" nature of the
At first I thought that you meant an actual grill -- the cooking appliance -- that would sear the guy's name into his steaks. I would like that for Josh, especially if he failed to understand that the letters need to be backwards and in reverse order. Watching his little Boglim brain try to comprehend that would be pretty entertaining.
holy shit i would use those ingredients i wouldn't nuke it but holy shit the boy is learning (and getting lazier)
is this about teeth or sandwiches
It was a more practical option during COVID when the rates and bonuses were much higher due to tons more people ordering from them and the general lockdown of restaurants. However, the industry plateaued pretty quickly around the end of the main COVID-era in 2023ish and they've been scrambling to try and increase profits to make their shareholders happy. Rates have been cut a ton, far less bonuses too. Very dead industry now.
The bike has been out of order for a long time now. When Darf livestreamed from Josh's trailer months ago while Josh was passed out, Darf sat on the couch in the living room with the bike right behind him, and you could see it was just covered in rust and looked like the chains would snap if you tried to pedal it.
He gave up on the bike pretty quick when he realized he could just have everything including alcohol, delivered right to his door. Also, the failed experiment where he bought a motor to try and turn his bike into a motorized bike must've caused him to pretty much give up on the bike as a whole. I'm honestly surprised he even brought it with him to the trailer, but it must be like why he brought along Puff's empty tank: He likes to keep reminders of his failures.
Yeah it is a disgustingly expensive way to get food. But if I'm bogged out on my couch playing PS5 on a Friday night, DoorDash costs under $100 to get some tasty slop delivered. A DUI would cost over $10k after lawyer, court costs etc. I'll fire up the app and place an order and then over tip like a retarded boglim.
This is one of the more normal things he's made, I've probably made this exact sandwich before with the leftover Squeezer's sauce too.