🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Jobama said:
Maybe this is a controversial opinion, but I don’t think Caspar is anywhere near as bad as people make it out to be.
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Casper like the ghost, not Caspar like the Wise Man who gave a gift to the Baby Jesus. And the cool one, frankincense, not jewgolds or some shitty vile myrrh. Or Caspar Milquetoast.

And yes, Casper is actually pretty nice (other than the meth scourge that seems to be so predominant in so many middle-sized cities). It has enough amenities of city life to have some culture to it, without the catastrophically awful inner city problems of big cities of a certain demographic composition, and if you drive ten miles out of town, you're in the middle of beautiful nowhere.
 
The gay Grindr ad was a funny arc. Led to him sitting quietly in his apartment as people knocked and led to the legendary note on the door — “I’m straight not gay!”.

I feel one of my favorite but surprisingly underrated moment was a relatively recent stream when he ‘opened’ a box with his magical wand powers. You can tell he was holding it closed and then it popped open. Classic Cobes where like a kid he thinks he’s going to fool someone and look cool
 
I really liked that one moment where Josh was shipping his wands with Clint and he told the UPS people to label them as “toy wands.” Cobra was like “wtf dad these are not toys, these are deadly weapons” and his dad said “It’s just how they’re shipped bud.”

Ever since that slight, Cobra’s been doing it himself.

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Teeth Update.

He seems to have a full blown calculus bridge along with the missing upper chompers.

Dentures soon going to be a need, not a want.
 

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In catching up with Cobes the one thing I think we all missed out on was Warlord not being around when NAL was in Casper. I don't even know what the interaction between those two would have looked like but it would have been insane. I guess it's all for the better because Cobra delt with enough nonsense coming from the hag but still... a man wonders what could have been...
 
Mr. Manchester said:
In catching up with Cobes the one thing I think we all missed out on was Warlord not being around when NAL was in Casper. I don't even know what the interaction between those two would have looked like but it would have been insane. I guess it's all for the better because Cobra delt with enough nonsense coming from the hag but still... a man wonders what could have been...
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I would pay money to have Warlady and Jessica square off in an MMA match. Anisa's husband, take note - THIS is what I would pay to watch unfold at Creator Clash.
 
Chieftain Coke Peanut said:
Can we start a clintgooddad loop?
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RollingRock2 said:
NAL could create a defensive barrier by whipping her tube tits around
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Speaking on Clint Good, and NAL, Audentum made a video about Cobes and the Hag.
(he's a low-key kiwi (a low-kiwi), so he's cool)

And what's struck me the most is how mature Cobes is about NAL's crazy shit. He recognizes that she's got low self esteem, he's downright empathetic and understanding, and the fuckin fight! He was being mature, and not regarded, and didn't hit her! What the fuck!

Whatever Clint didn't instill in him about hard, physical work, he managed to teach Josh about respecting people, and using interpersonal relationship skills.
 
Do you think Warlord has a gay thing for Cobes? Like is it just him being a fag and it’s convenient to try? Or has Cobes, in a moment of weakness, given a sloppy crackhead blowjob a chance?
 
Bixby Snyder said:
Do you think Warlord has a gay thing for Cobes? Like is it just him being a fag and it’s convenient to try? Or has Cobes, in a moment of weakness, given a sloppy crackhead blowjob a chance?
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Today we are going to do a deep dive into the mind of the gay.

Warlord is a gay man. He might have fake tits and he might be calling himself Sasha, but they're all just gay men with other sets of mental issues and most statistics on this prove that out. All trans people are just gay under psychosis.

Now that we've established that Warlord is in fact the gay, we need to get into the mind of the common gay and we must start with getting into the common mind of the man. As a consequence of being a man you are unfortunately burdened with a natural predilection towards wanting to have sex with lots of women around you. You are by your very nature a disgusting pervert who wants to put his penis is most crevasses you can find but thankfully the fairer sex is, by their own natural predilection, selective of who does that. These are evolutionary measures designed for procreation and a strengthening of the bloodline.

Imagine, if you will, that interaction occurring between two men. There's only the forces of disgusting perversion driving that intimacy with no care for selection of mate and his quality. This is why gay men just wantonly fuck each other in every place appropriate and are the mecca of perversion and disease. It is actually so pervasive that part of the sub-culture is the flagrant showboating of sexuality, since they live in a curated bubble and within that bubble it's accepted, they think it's perfectly normal to be oversexualized stereotypes around everyone else despite the fact that it is deeply unsettling to have a gay man talk about sucking cock to you.

This is why Warlord talks about sucking cock in front of Josh. It's not so much an interest in Josh, so much as it's a bi-product of a cultural attitude that's applied everywhere. Go hang out with some gay guys for a bit, they'll eventually end up talking about doing rails of coke and sucking cock in front of you.
 
TheBiggestGay aka gods #1 said:
Teeth Update.

He seems to have a full blown calculus bridge along with the missing upper chompers.

Dentures soon going to be a need, not a want.
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damn dood good thing the bog is drinking his calories or he'd be fucked.

In all seriousness though, how does one eat fast food apples with those, I assume him molars aren't any better. I've seen bottom teeth, does he just mash the food against his upper palette like a goat does? Pretty goff if so
 
Jerome Saunders said:
damn dood good thing the bog is drinking his calories or he'd be fucked.

In all seriousness though, how does one eat fast food apples with those, I assume him molars aren't any better. I've seen bottom teeth, does he just mash the food against his upper palette like a goat does? Pretty goff if so
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Your gums harden up when you lose teeth, so it's not impossible to chew.

I knew someone who ate fried chicken while getting his dentures, and he said the dentists told him to chew gum to help, too.
 
Bitesize released a monthly update video for the first time in over a year I guess because people kept asking for them
Edit: I did not know that Warlord has ass napkin syndrome- his asshole is so blown out he needs to keep it plugged.
 
RollingRock2 said:
Bitesize released a monthly update video for the first time in over a year I guess because people kept asking for them
Edit: I did not know that Warlord has ass napkin syndrome- his asshole is so blown out he needs to keep it plugged.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8suL2YwwE2g
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I kind of wished he did a 2024 recap because NAL was so significant. He is supposedly working on a dedicated NAL documentary so I guess that makes up for it.
RollingRock2 said:
I did not know that Warlord has ass napkin syndrome- his asshole is so blown out he needs to keep it plugged.
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He also said that his boyfriend makes him wear a buttplug that has a GPS in it :story:
 
So do you all think that when The Dark One passes (Ozzy mas he rest in peace), it'll be like Waltz where he benders for a while then (if he survives) makes a few minute video (while coming down)? Or will he actually have a proper tribute 9/11-esque (or even that britbong queen dying) where he has a proper dedication stream?

Post-NAL really should have been a great awakening freedom for our little boglim, but he's literally just been keeping on drinking on to total retardation organ failure. Keep Warmload off the coach, toobz. TMDNWU
 
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