🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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anliteralidiot said:
Speaking on Clint Good, and NAL, Audentum made a video about Cobes and the Hag.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4wvTGYX_wiw(he's a low-key kiwi (a low-kiwi), so he's cool)

And what's struck me the most is how mature Cobes is about NAL's crazy shit. He recognizes that she's got low self esteem, he's downright empathetic and understanding, and the fuckin fight! He was being mature, and not regarded, and didn't hit her! What the fuck!

Whatever Clint didn't instill in him about hard, physical work, he managed to teach Josh about respecting people, and using interpersonal relationship skills.
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Emotionally manipulative bottom of the barrel women have always given him hidden Chad energy. It happened with the trashy single moms he dated in the mid 10's and NAL was the final boss of it all.
 
Third nipple coming in nicely
 

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PixarsTedKennedy said:
I'm conflicted with Clint. I've seen people in churches I've been to who have Cobra style retard kids but their kids are all employed, not sure if at a Wendy's, and seem like good young adults.

Either way fuck the Clunt loop. Lets go back to a better loop. What's your favorite Cobra alogging moment? The Warlord shirt is mine. The fact that someone ordered it and sent it to Josh only to have him open it on camera the way he did feels like divine intervention. The planets aligned perfectly. Easily the best Cobra alogging
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Best cobra alogging was the cat food burger, where he claimed for months afterwards he actually trolled his trolls by eating it, even in other people's youtube comment sections.
 
Subjective opinion, but KingCobra is probably the most boring cow. He mostly just gets hammered and eats strange food combinations. The best thing I've seen with him was when he was trolled into thinking a mass shooter was a fan of his.
 
FatWhiteGuy said:
Subjective opinion, but KingCobra is probably the most boring cow. He mostly just gets hammered and eats strange food combinations. The best thing I've seen with him was when he was trolled into thinking a mass shooter was a fan of his.
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I'm gonna let you know brudda, he's been called "The Most Boringest Cow" for years and years at this point. There's just something there that pulls certain freaks people in. Something magic maybe.
 
FatWhiteGuy said:
Subjective opinion, but KingCobra is probably the most boring cow. He mostly just gets hammered and eats strange food combinations. The best thing I've seen with him was when he was trolled into thinking a mass shooter was a fan of his.
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That's why he's got staying power. An average day with him is dull, more akin to hanging out with your dumbest friend than some freak that you would cross the street 100m ahead of passing just so you don't have to find out what he smells like.

But then you get the eruptions of insanity (like drunken rages) or heavy content arcs (NALtimes).

People who need their cows to constantly produce milk are unhealthy and need a full dopamine detox/therapy cycle.
 
Jobama said:
I kind of wished he did a 2024 recap because NAL was so significant. He is supposedly working on a dedicated NAL documentary so I guess that makes up for it.
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He did hands down some of the best archival and documentarian work for around close to a decade. It was a golden age of hilarity but, as we all know, golden ages don’t last forever. There will always be another Bitesize if you want there to be, just pick up video editing and do it yourself.
 
PetiteFeet said:
Just a heads up, Grease Wizard is not Bitesized. They did a podcast together although I'm not sure if they killed it or not, considering Bite in general has been missing.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3cO6fyUAGNc
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what the fuck how are they not the same dude? I swear grease wizard has even mentioned he has a second channel talking about cobes, and what the fuck!
 
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