🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Begemot said:
How did he lose his hair so quickly? I just watched a video from 2023 and it was like night and day. Is it lack of vitamins from alcoholism?
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Could be those things or genetics. Or both? Who really knows.
 
Begemot said:
How did he lose his hair so quickly? I just watched a video from 2023 and it was like night and day. Is it lack of vitamins from alcoholism?
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Mature Homo Boglimicus lose their shaggy juvenile pelts, similar to the Sumatran rhino.
 
Begemot said:
How did he lose his hair so quickly? I just watched a video from 2023 and it was like night and day. Is it lack of vitamins from alcoholism?
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This is his father.

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Begemot said:
How did he lose his hair so quickly? I just watched a video from 2023 and it was like night and day. Is it lack of vitamins from alcoholism?
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Have you seen what the fuck he eats on a daily basis? Good hair is mantained by a good diet...
 
souschef said:
Have you seen what the fuck he eats on a daily basis? Good hair is mantained by a good diet...
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The thing about it Toobz, is we also don’t know really what the fuck he gets up to off camera. We know for sure some parts of his day involve beating off to cam girls and getting drunk.

He could have been fucking with it, trying off camera ‘home remedies’, or one his spells could have misfired!

Reality is his health is shitty as fuck. He’s basically either fucking drunk or hungover. I did a week long binge before and it fucks you up in so many ways, and even days after you still feel it. Imagine doing a decade long binge?

Our boy is fucked
 
souschef said:
He looks bloated from his last vids, abdominal bloat is never a good sign. He REALLY should get that checked
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That’s what happens when you’re 35 years old and for the past 25 years you’ve been pounding rotgut and eating donuts. It’s abdominal fat, he’s getting fat because he’s not 20 anymore and he’s failed to understand this.

I think some of you guys are legitimately still in your 20s and you don’t know about what’s coming. When you turn 30, your metabolic system is going to taper off pretty quickly. Every 6000 calorie McDonalds burger is going straight to your gut and your ass, you’ll gain 60-70 pounds before you can blink. I hope you like not drinking either because beer and liquor will make your ass fatter than fuck in no time flat.

Watch what you eat and go to the gym or what’s happening to Cobra will happen to you.
 
Bixby Snyder said:
The thing about it Toobz, is we also don’t know really what the fuck he gets up to off camera. We know for sure some parts of his day involve beating off to cam girls and getting drunk.

He could have been fucking with it, trying off camera ‘home remedies’, or one his spells could have misfired!

Reality is his health is shitty as fuck. He’s basically either fucking drunk or hungover. I did a week long binge before and it fucks you up in so many ways, and even days after you still feel it. Imagine doing a decade long binge?

Our boy is fucked
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He's probably missing a plethora of micro and macro nutrients due to ongoing binge drinking. His liver must be scarred to hell.
 
Bixby Snyder said:
trying off camera ‘home remedies’,
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We know he used to do that. 'member the raw onion under his bandana-arc (ninja'd). Plus one of his long-standing copes has been he has trick-o-tyria (trichotillomania) which is why he's losing hair.
The reality is he's just getting bald because of his genes. Not because of his eating habits, not because he's picking at it. Not even because he's on meds that could cause him to lose hair.
 
This may have been said, but I always thought Cobes reminding the audience “I’m 80% British” was unsubstantial and just so that he could feel some connection to Ozzy/Harry Potter. However the older he gets the more he looks like a norf fc meme background character with his alcoholism, bloated face, fat body, and bald head so I think he may have been telling the truth.
 
The Bird said:
This may have been said, but I always thought Cobes reminding the audience “I’m 80% British” was unsubstantial and just so that he could feel some connection to Ozzy/Harry Potter. However the older he gets the more he looks like a norf fc meme background character with his alcoholism, bloated face, fat body, and bald head so I think he may have been telling the truth.
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Love me Ozzy, Love me drink hacks, love me doordash, hate sickos, simple as
 
Jobama said:
Maybe this is a controversial opinion, but I don’t think Caspar is anywhere near as bad as people make it out to be. From everything I’ve heard, it seems like a pretty nice place to live. My only criticism of the Trapped documentary was that Caspar is nowhere near as bleak as he made it out to be. I think it just looks so bleak because of Josh’s lifestyle and who he hangs out with. It’s nowhere near as bleak as somewhere like Norilsk like that guy posted.It’s also not really a small town like people make it out to be. It has a population of 60k.
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I didn't compare them seriously, i used to hang out with a dude from Murmansk and based on his stories saying "its bleak" is a severe understatement. Siberia and arctic areas in Russia are fucked beyond belief, not for weaklings for sure. :D

But if i understood correctly, unemployment is the root cause for problems of Casper? People have nothing better to do so they end up squeezing wartits and puffin' spice doodt.
 
Chieftain Coke Peanut said:
Can we start a clintgooddad loop? If this is how Cobes does with a parent whose tried for 30 years and still supports their son, imagine if he only had a single parent raising him. He'd have died on the streets years ago.
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Also, even if you consider that everything Clint has done was bad, he tried to do good and genuinely thought he could help his baby bog.
Is Clint gooddad for trying to keep cobes as independent as possible?

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Also, to the redditors seething because cobes can live a life of hedonism funded by papanips, it's because Cobra is retarded that his dad did everything go ease his life. Sure you can be envious that his dad bought him a (trailer)house, but it's not something he would have done if cobes wasn't a retarded societal dead end.
 
Clint is probably on the spectrum so he's done a fairly good job. Josh refuses help and acts like a lunatic so its unsurprising that Clint stuck him in a trailer and ignores him 99% of the time.

I don't even really blame him for letting Cobra go to jail although he shouldn't have left him alone with the cops until he was ordered to leave.

He's a retard, Clint. You needed to be there to keep him from chimping out and getting shot to death by the Cheyenne Police.
 
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