🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Warlord makes my skin crawl but I'm extremely happy to see other people in his trailer :)
 
It is insane to me that in burgerland someone as fucked up and tweaked out as Warlord can walk into a doctor's office and get bolt-ons installed no questions asked. Where did he even recover after the surgery, the shelter? Fucking weird country.
 
How the fuck did I miss those warheads???

Also weens are taking full advantage of Cobes’ cheaper Cameo prices.

 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
It is insane to me that in burgerland someone as fucked up and tweaked out as Warlord can walk into a doctor's office and get bolt-ons installed no questions asked. Where did he even recover after the surgery, the shelter? Fucking weird country.
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i was thinking about that as well. how the hell did they pay for it? aint no way fucking meidcaid covers fake breasts
 
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I can't tell if this is a bogtical illusion but is he now missing most of his front teeth?
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
It is insane to me that in burgerland someone as fucked up and tweaked out as Warlord can walk into a doctor's office and get bolt-ons installed no questions asked. Where did he even recover after the surgery, the shelter? Fucking weird country.
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He probably went to one of those cheap shady unlicensed plastic surgery clinics in the Dominican Republic. There's always young American women dying of heart attacks in the Dominican Republic from cheap boob jobs & bbls gone wrong, since the clinics never do any pre-op testing/etc & the women often have heart conditions (either undiagnosed, & in a few cases it intentionally wasn't disclosed 'cause they really wanted bolt ons 🤦‍♀️).
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
She? Nigger please. Even if you are the most pozzed reddit chungus heckin wholesomerino SJW tranny defender how can you look at that degenerate hairy sex pest meth-pole smoking monstrosity and address it as a female. If you genuinely believe that please start streaming your food hack recipes because you're definitely retarded.
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You're right. My bad. He's a tranny faggot troon. Twas an ol' slip of the fingers Toobz
 
Eventide said:
When did he lose his teeth? Could have have been punched in the face?
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You're asking the wrong guy. I haven't watched Cobes in a while. But for my 2 cents I think it's just due to negligence of tooth health. My grandfather used to have a mouth like this and all he did all day was smoke and drink until the day he died.
 
How bad was Jessica FUCKING Boyles pussy if it turned Josh gay? Knowing josh fucks a hairy tranny ain't it. I don't like the gay arc toobz.

AI is now better than actual Josh
 
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Slim Boglim said:
I remember everybody was talking about how he was just lying and didn’t really do it. Well; what do you have to say now?
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I have a running list of general shit that I think will happen in Josh’s life. Josh has a boring life, by and large, but occasionally something ridiculous can occur and it gets even more ridiculous by how Josh handles the situation.

1. Josh will get hair implants and learn online that most of that hair comes from his ass. He will have an obsession with calling himself a “Doodyhead” for 5 months until the trolls start calling him KingDoodyHeadIBS, which feeds into his fart fetish and we get another half year of fart videos to own the trolls. This fizzles out quickly.

2. Josh goes to England and makes some of the best outside videos we’ve seen in a decade by continuously approaching people with his holographic snake sunglasses and impersonating Ozzy.

3. Josh shits his pants and the trolls spend the next 3 months sending him Depends.

4. Josh actually gets his license to drive after Clint pesters him for a year and basically spoon feeds him the opportunity. He buys him a relatively new Honda Accord. Josh spray paints it green, documenting the whole process, and duct tapes his broken cane Snake head to the hood. He tried to pass it off as a “Pimp My Car” knock off by calling it something completely bland like “Cobra’s Cars” and it’s actually just not that great.

5. Josh actually lights the trailer on fire doing sick bong rips and his dad bans smoking in the trailer.

Those are some pretty ridiculous predictions because Cobra is, hands down, the most boring cow on this site but I would’ve never predicted Warlord Campbell trooning out. The suicide counter starts now, I don’t wanna say “Man, when Alex dies that’s gunna be a great stream” because that’s a little fucked up but that’s basically what I’m saying, homie.
 
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