🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Eventide said:
When did he lose his teeth? Could have have been punched in the face?
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I believe one of Cobra's front teeth broke in half at his second apartment at the end of 2023 or early 2024 during his mead saga. That was the first broken tooth I've seen discussed. The others have broken off since then, seemingly at an accelerated pace. He will lose more soon without immediate professional intervention.

Someone with deep dental health knowledge can give a better explanation. Still, simply put, his poor diet (sugary drinks, alcohol, smoking, dipping, and lack of healthy and nutritious food) and lack of dental hygiene (not brushing, flossing, or even washing his mouth with water) have fucked up his teeth, leading to cavities, gum inflammation, and tooth decay/rot.

A primary cause of dental issues is the sugar and acid in our food and drinks. That's part of the reason most people didn't have teeth like Cobra in the past, even though many people (in general) didn't have proper dental hygiene. They didn't have acid or sugar from sick drink combos feeding bacteria in their mouths for multiple years.

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Decay occurs when the enamel and/ or dentin of the tooth begin to break down due to the release of acid by bacteria that consume glucose. This will happen if the teeth aren’t properly cleaned regularly and/ or are exposed to a diet high in glucose.
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Keeping sugary and starchy foods in check will also help to minimize the risk of tooth decay. It’s often thought that it’s the sugar itself that causes cavities. In reality, the sugar feeds the bacteria in the mouth. The bacteria then produce acid as a by-product that results in tooth decay.
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If left untreated, tooth decay can lead to
  • infections deep within the tooth
  • weakening of the tooth to the point it breaks and/ or
  • eventual loss of the tooth.
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QUEEN OF DENIAL said:
She says they're double C's... whatever that means
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wasn’t warlord going to prison? Jail? Do you get away with crimes in Casper by transitioning like in California?

And I want to know who paid for it. I don’t believe that warlord left the country for cheap jungle-surgery—that’s too interesting for him.
 
Until otherwise confirmed I'm going to believe that the Wartits are some Warhammer apparatus packed to the brim with deadly ordinace, and Warlords 'transition' and 'jail time' is cover for an intergalactic operation with his chapter of boobie brothers.
 
LiquidChrisRespecter said:
Isn't it equally possible that he's just wearing cosplay titties? It would be apropos for a hairy hobo masquerading as a "she".
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Yeah there’s a good chance he got weird wearable tits I’m thinking that’s probably closer to the truth. Only one way to know for sure… but I ain’t a sicko. Thankfully I know somebody who is! Hey, @museum privilege, you always coax warlord into sending nudes. Can you confirm or deny if the warheads are a prosthetic or an honest to god boob job? I feel like if they weren’t just prosthetic wearable tits we wouldn’t need to be speculating about it because warlord cannot help himself he absolutely would send titty pics to the first sicko who asked
 
Warlord is a liar and a retard. At most he got some cheap boob prosthetics off Amazon. He lies about everything. You can’t trust him to tell you the time.

There are people like that. They just lie for the sake of lying. There’s no reason or ulterior motive to it. They just can’t stop themselves.
 
Baroque said:
wasn’t warlord going to prison? Jail? Do you get away with crimes in Casper by transitioning like in California?

And I want to know who paid for it. I don’t believe that warlord left the country for cheap jungle-surgery—that’s too interesting for him.
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I think he only had a warrant out for his arrest due to unpaid tickets (I think one for drinking in public)/missing court dates...? (I could be wrong thought) Oftentimes that sorta stuff eventually gets dismissed; a judge realizes a homeless addict probably lacks the funds to pay a ticket.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
It is insane to me that in burgerland someone as fucked up and tweaked out as Warlord can walk into a doctor's office and get bolt-ons installed no questions asked. Where did he even recover after the surgery, the shelter? Fucking weird country.
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They might be fakes. 51sBUh2XbnL.jpg
You can just go from man chest to whatever's going on with Wartits, because men don't have the skin for it.
 
Eventide said:
I think he only had a warrant out for his arrest due to unpaid tickets (I think one for drinking in public)/missing court dates...? (I could be wrong thought) Oftentimes that sorta stuff eventually gets dismissed; a judge realizes a homeless addict probably lacks the funds to pay a ticket.
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Iirc he said his partner called in their vehicle missing and it got escalated to he stole it but this is also the guy who said Harrison Ford gave him hunting tips and he's going to be in Top Gun. God I love his stories.

Anyway yall think ol' cobies just puts the green phantom mask on him and goes to town?
 
'Ole Dente said:
4. Josh actually gets his license to drive after Clint pesters him for a year and basically spoon feeds him the opportunity. He buys him a relatively new Honda Accord. Josh spray paints it green, documenting the whole process, and duct tapes his broken cane Snake head to the hood. He tried to pass it off as a “Pimp My Car” knock off by calling it something completely bland like “Cobra’s Cars” and it’s actually just not that great.
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As funny as that sounds, I'd be afraid Josh would get a DUI at best or wrap around a pole at worst.
 
Star Spangled Bogger said:
Until otherwise confirmed I'm going to believe that the Wartits are some Warhammer apparatus packed to the brim with deadly ordinace, and Warlords 'transition' and 'jail time' is cover for an intergalactic operation with his chapter of boobie brothers.
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There's someone who has made the "Warmommy" which is a Warlord Titan with huge tits.
 
anliteralidiot said:
They might be fakes. View attachment 6902787
You can just go from man chest to whatever's going on with Wartits, because men don't have the skin for it.
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Here's an example of one of the most popular, high quality breast prosthesis. https://www.roanyer.com

They're popular in Japan for cosplayers / crossplayers. Seeing Warlord with knockers, full beard and fingers that look like he's been digging scrap out of bins.. He's the total package. Peak Lynchian elective surgery for this humble schizophrenic. I can see the doctor standing with Warlord, "Are you certain you want CC cup breasts, Mrs. Campbell? Maybe you could .. take a shower and think about it?"
 
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