🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Darf may be boring too, but you're discounting him as well. Initial Goth Darf was funny when he just woke up off Cobes's floor randomly. He also gave us a good video of Josh out at the bar with him and his wife. There's that video where they throw eggs at each other which is also good. Don't overlook Darf.

Plus the beer challange and that video of Cobes handling the aluminum ingot.

 

[ASeabear8952]

probably due to her history with the Stern whack pack.

Wait really???

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Wait really???

I think she was friends with High Pitch Eric.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Wait really???

I think she was friends with High Pitch Eric.

Yeah, Krystal is fun to have around the Cobraverse. So glad that her Cro-Magnon skull apparently bounced that bolt of lightning away from her vital organs.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Wait really???

Yes, she was an uber driver for some of the crew many years ago and did live streams with a couple of them while driving high out of her skull.

I remember watching her driving "Wendy the retard" around.

 

[Meat Streets]

I wish there had been a Warlord and Boghag crossover.

I'd love to see it. Sacha and Jessica! <3

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Yeah, Krystal is fun to have around the Cobraverse. So glad that her Cro-Magnon skull apparently bounced that bolt of lightning away from her vital organs.

Was she really hit by lightening?

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Was she really hit by lightening?

Maybe. Maybe not.

Her cranial bone structure, especially around the chin is strong enough to withstand any sort of lightning bolt sent by the God's.

 

[Dill]

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

God damn. KFC does sound pretty dank right now.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

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Jesus christ Warlord is grotesque. A truly zero-effort troonout.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

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Jesus christ Warlord is grotesque. A truly zero-effort troonout.

KFC is perfect to describe this.

He does have some amazing chicken breasts.

Edit: not a sponsor

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

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Jesus christ Warlord is grotesque. A truly zero-effort troonout.

Is that a fucking couch cushion stuffed under his shirt?

 

[rexxon_tillerson]

I thought warlord's fake tits would be bigger. they/them went with classy B-cups instead of bimbo Double D's

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

I thought warlord's fake tits would be bigger. they/them went with classy B-cups instead of bimbo Double D's

She says they're double C's... whatever that means

 

[biggacracka]

She says they're double C's... whatever that means

>she
No

 

[stathom21]

I actually support this married couple. Jessica got easily replaced. She had her chance now Sasha is taking charge enjoying meals with her man.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

She says they're double C's... whatever that means

That's a dude, bruh.

 

[Retarded Gangstalker]

The amazing thing is knowing that Josh and Jessica wouldn't have been able to enjoy a bucket of chicken together without a screaming match. Warlord is more sane and rational than Jessica.

 

[Slim Boglim]

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Jesus christ Warlord is grotesque. A truly zero-effort troonout.

I remember everybody was talking about how he was just lying and didn’t really do it. Well; what do you have to say now? Did you see the bounce on those things!? That ain’t tissue paper in a bra they got weight to em.

How long until we get a frontal nude look at his warheads? I bet Museum Privilege already has a whole collection of titty pics.

Warlord is my favorite cobraverse cast member now this is genuine fucking absurdity you can’t make this shit up