🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Darf is kinda funny because in any normal friend group he would hands down be the loser of the group. But, by the magic of the bog, when you stand him next to Cobra and Warlord he looks like a successful member of society.
 
anliteralidiot said:
There would have been so much more violence. The unstoppable yapper vs the immovable schizo...
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Warlord seems to be the one guy who can make Cobra truly uncomfortable, yet cobes still seems intent on inviting him over / pretending they're good friends.

Watching him cringe everytime Warload touched him was some of the funniest moments he's done in recent memory. I honestly think next incident (once we get past the fake jail arcs) is Warblowed surprise kissing Josh leading to a climatic exchange between the two
 
Meh, don't really give too many shits on NAL these days but I was drunk watching a stream and bullshitting around.

Trolls were saying that NAL was smoking crack or doing meth because she kept throwing a towel over her webcam every 15 minutes or so.

NAL admitted to eating Josh's asshole and said something along the lines of "you think I smoke crack? I've ate Josh's disgusting crack before. He had the dirtiest shit ever".

Enjoy the imagery.
 
Retarded Gangstalker said:
Cobra is still throwing tantrums in that group home video

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Holy moly he used a capital I for Internet lololol. Cobes is a king.
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Slim Boglim said:
But warlord? Oh sweet insane warlord with his hilariously easy to disprove lies, his methed out antics, the way his presence makes cobras skin crawl, the way Cobies recoils whenever Warlord moves near him, the manic yelling about for knows what, the oversharing about his sex life.
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Its great, their dynamic just works. Gaylord is triggering Cobra's assburgers hard dood its like sensory overload every time he's there. Btw are Darf and Warlord friends or something? Or are they just competing for the attention of world's most dankest manbaby?

Sam Hyde really needs to get on top of this shit, can you imagine The Fishtank Casper edition? It would put bumfights to shame.
 
There have been posters here saying that Darf gives off mad closeted homo vibes.
 
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The Bogwater Rises said:
I fucking hate Warlord, but shit happens with him around. Darf is boring but I kind of like a normal(ish) guy in Cobe's life to help even out the madness a bit. I just don't want him in the content.
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Darf definitely is needed as a palette cleanser. He's just that kind of dude that goes with the flow, and in the Cobraverse, seems like the only person you could have a conversation with. He might be "boring" and there is nothing wrong with that when Cobes life is usually drunken chaos.

Cobra has been boring since the final NAL visit. We don't get any mead videos anymore. The food "hacks" and reviews are as boring as ever. No good "cooking" videos. No live streams. It's like he has found a happy median where he currently does not need the live stream bucks to maintain his shit lifestyle.
 
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Ihatejackscalfani said:
Don't be a redditor fag. You're still new here.
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Ok retard
BallBuster II said:
It's like he has found a happy median where he currently does need the live stream bucks to maintain his shit lifestyle.
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I don't keep up with the discord groups or anything, he might have additional paypigs there. I wouldn't be surprised if there's some paypigs who saw the NAL saga and are giving him plenty of pity bucks.
 
chimpSculpture said:
Holy moly he used a capital I for Internet lololol. Cobes is a king.
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He uses talk-to-text, it was typed by Siri.
Ihatejackscalfani said:
That grifter and orbiter known has Krystal Roberts is alive and kickin'.
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Her being dead was a meme. Not to mention she streamed with Cobes a couple days ago.
Orkeosaurus said:
Seizure said darf said at one point he only has sex for procreation. Dunno where that was said though. There's also the lisp.
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He said it on an old stream I cannot be bothered to dig up, he was repeating Andrew Tate as it was when they were heavily consuming MGTOW retard shit. It was shortly after they watched a video where he said it.
 
Retarded Gangstalker said:
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I like how the boy has been getting active again in the last week, we have a Krystal interview with warlord present, a darflinny appearance, and now he's actually going onto other people's videos about him and talking shit, as well as a little rage out in one of his food hacks. We might have some good content on the way.
 
I vastly prefer Krystal Roberts over Porkney. Krystal is more of a peer but also knows how to handle it for the most part; probably due to her history with the Stern whack pack. She has brought good content and doesn't gatekeep. We have the initial Sasha coming out drunk meltdown because of her. Stuff like the big Warlord fight is still gatekept by Porkney where I don't think anyone has the full footage. I know Seizure and others have tried to get more of it and I don't think anyone was able to.

Darf may be boring too, but you're discounting him as well. Initial Goth Darf was funny when he just woke up off Cobes's floor randomly. He also gave us a good video of Josh out at the bar with him and his wife. There's that video where they throw eggs at each other which is also good. Don't overlook Darf.

Everyone hated Alex Anderson when he was on stream way back in the day until he biffed it and now they all miss him. You don't know how good something is until it's gone. I'd much rather have Darf, Warlord, etc. than weens and "fans" visiting on camera trying to get content. It's good Josh is having people around him again even if they're shitty or boring in a multitude of ways for us and his own well being.
 
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