🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Fortyone said:
Almost getting off topic but there's been alot of drama about homeboy Aaron's ex on the cobra fb group. She had a weird meltdown and then her femgooner fat fart queen account was revealed. Still not as bad as NAL somehow. Lots of details leaked on her relationship.

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Additional screenshots in attachments, this bitch went insane and spilled everything. Apparently Aaron was talking to other ham planets too.
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It's pretty off topic, and it cements her status as an absolute attention whore, but it's also pretty gross, so I'm down to read through it.....
First off, this is the quality of "tard artifact curation" I come here for, even if it is not exactly on the actual topic of cobes. Top notch degeneracy documentation sir!

I had to read that several times to figure out which "BBW" (Bonkers Bitchy Whale) was which. The addition of the additional ham planet was not surprising, but the women in this saga or so interchangeable, I had trouble telling them apart. I think the real fun was the fetishes I read about along the way. So basically homey was getting drunk and bouncing between large, "dominant" but also professional victim women. I guess that tracks. At least they didn't succeed in spawning any offspring.
 
Honestly the revelation that Aaron’s ex was a fart dom makes her perfect for Cobes. Too bad he doesn’t like fat women otherwise he’d be in fart huffing heaven
 
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he has never ever edited a video, if he fucks up in his head he'll do the whole thing again , included ordering $50 "food hacks" again for "the review\food hack"
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the raw cinema of Bogme 95
Slim Boglim said:
That’s coming when he learns about it in March and needs a reason to drink.
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Um, that's Saint Paddy's Month. It's a super easy time for alcoholics. Boy will be shittered on Jameson and green beer.
 
Cobra is still throwing tantrums in that group home video

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Retarded Gangstalker said:
Cobra is still throwing tantrums in that group home video
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While I despise and wish death upon the poop touching glass tapping faggots who contribute nothing funny and only alog him IRL, I cannot feel bad for Cobra when he does this pity party horse shit. "You cannot survive a day in my shoes being bullied every day". There is two giant ways you can prevent this, even as a retard;

  1. Change your number.
  2. Don't acknowledge the trolls.
While it certainly wouldn't eliminate all the trolling, it would cut down hugely on the alogging. At least until he gave his new number to a catfish/buddy troll/porkney who will immediately leak it. He's a real human bean but the trolls rule his sad pathetic life and he has done nothing other than escalate it and welcome it. Because he's retarded.
 
Someone famous or associated with a famous person died? RIP video and drink combo time, toobz. It's almost a return to form since his time in YT jail.

Of course he had to make comments about Eminem's daughter.
 
Retarded Gangstalker said:
The moment Walnut stepped away, Warlord came back. Darf isn't going to smoke a bunch of crank and trash Cobra's trailer but Warlord absolutely will.

Stay frosty BOYs
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I know this is an unpopular opinion. But darf is fucking boring and lame and I’d take Warlord hanging out on stream over Darf any day. The only funny thing darf ever did was the girl scout cookies and that was on his own unprompted. Sure, the beer challenge is also a classic but he didn’t contribute anything he just happened to there.

But warlord? Oh sweet insane warlord with his hilariously easy to disprove lies, his methed out antics, the way his presence makes cobras skin crawl, the way Cobies recoils whenever Warlord moves near him, the manic yelling about for knows what, the oversharing about his sex life.

What a perfect specimen. Warlord fucking sucks don’t get me wrong but there’s actual lulz to be had when he’s around unlike darf
 
Slim Boglim said:
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Dwarflinny creeps me out tbh. If he wasn't married to a fat grotesque lump I imagine he could easily be interviewed by Chris Hansen. What he does to metal also offends me. When it comes to smithing and knife making he shares the same skill level as Cobra has for opening cans.
 
I fucking hate Warlord, but shit happens with him around. Darf is boring but I kind of like a normal(ish) guy in Cobe's life to help even out the madness a bit. I just don't want him in the content.
 
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