🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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niggers said:
"not informed enough" is a weird thing for cobes to mention. it doesn't sound like something a troll text would say. dya think maybe he mentioned something anti-trans or pro-trump to papa clint and got told that?

suck it up clint, your boy doesn't know what 4+4 is but even he knows men aren't women.
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It's actually funny seeing SJWs flock to his community not realizing he's a retard who watches shit on youtube and forms opinions based on that.
 
I mean he did want an of-age, alive, not related, cisgendered girlfriend, so super-straight transphobe confirmed.
Bixby Snyder said:
My real question though is why hasn't Clint taken Cobes to Canada and euthanized the BOY?!
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Too weird to live, too rare to access Canadian healthcare.
 
New fan mail video. Stuff from christmas and earlier, the boy only goes to the post office if there's someone (Clint) to drive him.

A funny bit of BogSpeak:

He gets a christmas card and a bunch of money from his fans in "the ham", England. I thought this was just local slang for Birmingham or something, but then he held up the card to show that it was actually the town of Thame, England.
 
I was watching the poopmead videos from the First Age of the Mead Saga and man... there's an increasing level of girth fighting his Ozzy shirts nowadays.
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CircusCat said:
Has anyone seen this post? Dec 9th she was trying to reconnect with a stranger she bumped into and was trying to flirt with. She posted in her towns community board on fb trying to find the guy.
She doesn't care about Aaron, she just wants the attention of being a widowed girlfriend.
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Nobody fucking cares she’s not relevant to the cobraverse
 
I got recommended this article and it immediately made me think of Josh.

Article about computer duster and bone damage

This most likely contributes to his worsening posture and hobbling around.

I don't know if they make a duster without difluoroethane but it would be really funny if he were to somehow be convinced he can get high by using one of those electric computer dusters.
 
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Also at the end forgetting it's a food review and calling it a food hack.
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It was about as creative and high-effort as some of his recent "food hacks" tbh. Can't blame the boy for getting confused
Bixby Snyder said:
When did he get that cut on his forehead? It seems he has had it for a minute and it isn't healing. Also, how sad is it Darf comes to visit and Cobes just passes out in his chair?

My real question though is why hasn't Clint taken Cobes to Canada and euthanized the BOY?!
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My real question is why did KFC euthanize the Double Down?
 
Ciggarette review and rant

The BOY is ranting about the stigma around autism
HE'S TALKING ABOUT GROUP HOMES
CLINT BAD?

 

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Here are the archives for Dwarfatty's last night weird streams.


They're a nothing burger, it's just bored really fucked up Darf babysitting a sleeping Cobra. It's honestly a waste of storage space. I'll add the 2 hour stream when it finishes archiving. The 2 hour stream is too large for preserve tube and it's honestly not worth the storage on my NAS to archive and compress it. I'll cut out any relevant clips.
 
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IsaacShraeder said:
New fan mail video. Stuff from christmas and earlier, the boy only goes to the post office if there's someone (Clint) to drive him.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oniaHh-i2nU
A funny bit of BogSpeak:
The Ham, England..mp4
He gets a christmas card and a bunch of money from his fans in "the ham", England. I thought this was just local slang for Birmingham or something, but then he held up the card to show that it was actually the town of Thame, England.
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Someone sent him a pamphlet for the Libertarian party and got it confused with liberals and made fun of libtards :story:
 
ibeatmywife said:
Nah its even funnier than that. He has a closet full of them people have sent him tripods and stands for years and he just refuses to use them.
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People have sent him gopros and phone stands for years (I don't remember right now but he has said on video he has gotten them in the mail and have to figure out how to use them). He's just too regarded to be able to do anything other than phone+record, remember he has never ever edited a video, if he fucks up in his head he'll do the whole thing again , included ordering $50 "food hacks" again for "the review\food hack".
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
Here are the archives for Dwarfatty's last night weird streams.
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They're a nothing burger, it's just bored really fucked up Darf babysitting a sleeping Cobra. It's honestly a waste of storage space. I'll add the 2 hour stream when it finishes archiving.
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Did they really do a sequel to the beer challange off camera? Talk about a missed opportunity.

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He loves his Chinesium knives and a fan sent him the ultimate boglim blade. Cobras and skulls on the handle, shitty assisted opening and the brand is called "Black Savage".
 
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