🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Potion_Time]

Did they really do a sequel to the beer challange off camera? Talk about a missed opportunity.

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the ultimate boglim blade.

I heard the Dragon Quest jingle that plays when you find the games final sword.

 

[Agares]

I heard the Dragon Quest jingle that plays when you find the games final sword.

What would even be his final blade? This is going to send me down a rabbit hole of tacky flea market cobra swords.

 

[Aquarius]

King Cobra - Life Ain't Fair [QTz8lNXOAzw].mp4
King Cobra - Life Ain't Fair [QTz8lNXOAzw].ogg
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1. Great day to die
2. Trolls can suck my ass crack
3. Rock in roll never dies
4.Drinking and dying alone
5. Never say goodbye
6. Bullets in the wall
7. Fair
8. Toxiciove
9. People are fake
10.Life is miserable Death is merciful ft Spooky Sarah
11. BONUS AI TRACK: crimson Justice
12. BONUS AI TRACK: Mad Locomotive
13 BONUS AI TRACK: KingCobraJFS Master of the Trolls
14. BONUS AI TRACK: Eternal Darkness Rises

Lyrics to Bullets in the Wall:

[Gunshot]
[Chugging bass line from the opening of Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2), by Bri’ish progressive rock band Pink Floyd, begins marching in the background.]
[Various gun shots, rapid fire, and gavel noises play as guitar segments grow in volume and complexity.]
Fuck mass shootings!

[More guitar and gavel noises, accompanied by a lead guitar motif.]
[Cobra screams in time over the synthesized crescendo within the backing track.]
We don’t need no guns in the classroom / No bullets hitting the wall…
Dark blood stains / barricade and save us all…
Teacher protect them students from the killer…
No more bullets in the classroom…
Put down your piece / And give peace a chance…
No more guns in the classroom…
Teacher! Protect those students from the killer!
No more guns in the classroom!

[Lead guitar motif blares over rhythm section.]
All in all, it’s just bullets in the wall…
All in all, it’s just bullets and blood on the wall…
No more guns in the classroom!

We don’t need no guns in the classroom…
Political agenda / And all this gloom and doom…
No more guns in the classroom / Legalize marijuana…

Teachers and students / Barricade the door…
No more blood stains on the wall
No more guns in the classroom…
Hey! Teacher! Protect those students and keep them all alive!
[More gavel noises and gun shots ring out.]
No more guns in the classroom!
[Gun shot noises repeat.]

All in all, it’s just another bullet in the walls (2x)
[Gunshots, gavel, and guitar sounds ring throughout]

Fuck your mass shooting, you dirty fucking coward, piece of shit!
How would it feel to happen to someone you care about?
Political discourse / People missing the issues…
It’s a people problem - not the guns!
People are the ones that made them in the first place.

[Affecting a North English accent] Oi! Fuck ya mass shootings, you little prick! [Accent fades.] Ya think you’re such hot shit? Fuck you, fuck you, and die! Fuck your mass shootings! Fuck your mass shootings, you little bitch!
We don’t need more guns in the classroom!
Fuck your bullets all over the walls…
Fuck you killing people…
Fuck mass shootings…
Fuck yourself!
Fuck mass shootings!

Sing it, baby! Sing out, Cobes, sing out!

(This is unironically what The Wall, the Final Cut, and every Roger Waters solo album sounds like to Pink Floyd fans whose favourite albums are Meddle and Saucerful of Secrets.)

 

[barrow greeter]

 

[Fortyone]

Almost getting off topic but there's been alot of drama about homeboy Aaron's ex on the cobra fb group. She had a weird meltdown and then her femgooner fat fart queen account was revealed. Still not as bad as NAL somehow. Lots of details leaked on her relationship.







Additional screenshots in attachments, this bitch went insane and spilled everything. Apparently Aaron was talking to other ham planets too.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Honestly if a woman expected me to massage her feet and read her affirmation cards every day, I'd probably kill myself too.

"I didn't think men could be abused like that"

This line disgusts me to my core.

 

[ParasiteSteve]

When I think of "Godess" (wink wink) I tend to think a pretty impressive version of a female. Not ethnically vague miss piggy. I guess the economy is hitting everything these days.

 

[niggers]

it's fucking hilarious that a man with a fetish for super horrible demanding harpies ran into NAL and still immediately ate a bullet

 

[Captain Ahab]

I can’t stand the new filming spot. You cant see shit. Anything good that’s ever going to happen will happen off camera. Fuck that.

 

[Figantic Gaggot]

god the dynamic of being a house slave for someone and getting nothing in return just feels so abusive to me.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

god the dynamic of being a house slave for someone and getting nothing in return just feels so abusive to me.

Just wait 'till you hear about Warlord's stint as the Boy's wand apprentice. Dude straight up called Josh "master" against his orders.

 

[ParasiteSteve]

god the dynamic of being a house slave for someone and getting nothing in return just feels so abusive to me.

It is. Also, her casual understanding of addiction issues and her familiarity would suggest she likes to find emotional fragile, broken and disturbed men so she can have an easier time controlling them. I would bet there is a long line of men who she took advantage off, with some of them breaking away with horror stories about her. If she was smart, she would shut the fuck up and get away from the limelight. She was basically forgotten and no one really cared, but that narc streak always pulls them back in.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

sharex-01-25-14-15.mp4

Bog witch herpes flaring up niiiiithely toobth.

 

[Retarded Gangstalker]

Crash Bandicoot G Fuel drink combo in honor of Eminem's dead mom
Also includes Josh thirsting over Hailie Jade

 

[Drama Fan]

Crash Bandicoot G Fuel drink combo in honor of Eminem's dead mom
Also includes Josh thirsting over Hailie Jade

https://youtube.com/watch?v=aFVGyobvCbg

LMAO, she died over a year ago? Cobes has become unstuck in time looking for reasons to drink (although it looks like he had plenty prior to making this video anyway)

 

[ASeabear8952]

Crash Bandicoot G Fuel drink combo in honor of Eminem's dead mom
Also includes Josh thirsting over Hailie Jade

https://youtube.com/watch?v=aFVGyobvCbg

>”I was one of those 90s kids who grew up listening to Eminem.”
>”I was never the biggest fan of Eminem, but I like his music.”

Which one is it BOY?

 

[Down From The Champions]

I thought he was going to pour one out for David Lynch.

 

[ParasiteSteve]

>”I was one of those 90s kids who grew up listening to Eminem.”
>”I was never the biggest fan of Eminem, but I like his music.”

Which one is it BOY?

He wants to like him so he can have a drink.

But he is a real goth and a dark lord, so pussy rap music is a big no no. Unless it somehow can be used as an excuse to drink, then its ok, until it no longer is.

 

[Retarded Gangstalker]

Eminem raps about abusing vicodin and murdering his own mother. I'm surprised he's so into Ozzy when his real celebrity crush is Marshall Mathers

Extra points for being a trailer park homeboy

 

[Slim Boglim]

there's been alot of drama about homeboy Aaron's ex on the cobra fb group.

Man she has literally never interacted with cobra once or anything cobraverse related this is really stretching relevance. Aaron himself was just an annoying attention seeking redditor/ween who blew his brains out an I gotta be honest with you guys I could not give less of a shit, if anything I’m glad he’s out of the picture because he was just a retarded buddy troll. Fun to laugh at but he made things objectively worse with his presence (seems like he came to the same conclusion )

This bitch, however has zero relevance aside from the fact she dated some ween who became an hero. Obviously I’m not a mod so forgive me if this constitutes backseat moderating but come on this is off topic. Who fucking cares what some barely relevant buddy troll’s ex was up to?

I say we steer the conversation back to things that are relevant and on topic, okay? Like for instance, why doesn’t Clint put Josh in a group home?

I thought he was going to pour one out for David Lynch.

That’s coming when he learns about it in March and needs a reason to drink. Keep an eye out for a video titled “RIP Davis Grinch”