🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Hey there, bud. My master saw you from across the bar and really digged your vibe.
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Molly Millions said:
Did a grown man just upload a video of himself chugging a wine cooler while trying to look tough?
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He does this when he's begging for money, they're requests from paypigs for paypal cash, it's because he's terrible at chugging. "Upload a vid of you chugging a drank and i'll send you the money for your phone", same old story since OPL.
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The boy is definitely getting a new pet with how much he's been talking about never ever wanting to get one again.
 
Barbudo said:
If Alex saying “we tried but he couldn’t get it up” is true then Jessica is a knowing fag hag.
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The we tried to but you couldn't get it up isn't a Jessica lie, it happened during the "it's grease from alcohol" stream with Krystal. Jessica doesn't know shit, she just started binging cobraverse shit after the breakup and latched onto the warlord arc.
 
Kingcobrajfs is the low information voter that Hillary Clinton was talking about. What an absolute tool!

Its really easy to know where to start because he obviously doesn't know anything. I'm not even convinced he could name the two major parties.

"If Kamala Harris was accused of the things Trump was"

Kamala Harris has an entire slew of her own allegations. Cobra mentions exactly zero of them and spergs endlessly about how hard men have it instead.

Complains that men aren't allowed to hit women instead of raising a salient point about Kamala Harris being a corrupt prosecutor who knowingly sent innocent men to prison to use them as convict labor.

Whines that his house smells like tobacco instead of addressing the allegations that Kamala Harris slept her way to the top.

Blows smoke rings and spergs about alcohol instead of discussing the border situation and whether or not Harris is actually at fault for something Congress is supposed to be doing

"I watched the Anonymous video about WW3 and they showed me the truth."

All in all I rate him retarded and unemployed
 
Molly Millions said:
Its really easy to know where to start because he obviously doesn't know anything. I'm not even convinced he could name the two major parties.
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He's a retard, and angry because he can't dip his dick into every woman he ever found attractive so he seeks out other retards on the Internet who validate his beliefs. He just repeats what other retards say and think. I don't think he has any original thoughts, even the retarded shit he's attributed to creating is just someone else's idea with a Josh skin applied to it. (Cobra god religion) It's like the slop food he eats, he cannot create food, he just vomits a bunch of shit on someone else's creation. He cannot add two numbers that total less than 10, and he has all ten fingers. It's safe to say any opinions he has on the complexities of American politics will be steaming hot dog shit.
 
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