🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Are the feds going to look into who sold Josh one of those exploding phones from Gaza? The boy is a national treasure and must be protected!
 
'Ole Dente said:
Does he have pictures of Ellen on his computer? Yeah, he does. He looks at them so often they appear in the documentary. The guy is definitely fucking jacking his wiener to her because he's attracted to her. He spends all of his time at her parents house to catch a glimpse, it's very clearly him borderline stalking her. I'm willing to bet that his password being "EllenSuxMyPhatHawg420" is a pretty accurate claim.
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I love how I can always find something new about this creature from the bog lagoon.
Seriosluly never would have expected saved photos of Ellen saved on his computer.
Doesn't surprise me etiehr.
 
ASeabear8952 said:
Has there actually been recovered footage? Rather convenient that this is happening right when Warlord came back.
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It might be a longshot, but Warlord did mention that he has been in contact with "fans" during his little appearance at the trailer. Maybe he was offered some cash/commissary bucks to give somebody some footage he had.
I was wrong.

This stream is giving us some serious gold. "EXCUSE ME?!"
All the facial expressions too; absolutely exsquizid!
YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
I love how I can always find something new about this creature from the bog lagoon.
Seriosluly never would have expected saved photos of Ellen saved on his computer.
Doesn't surprise me etiehr.
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He's 15 at heart, I'd bet he still has all of his Alicia pictures too.
 
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Molly Millions said:
Did a grown man just upload a video of himself chugging a wine cooler while trying to look tough?

:story:
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Seagrams Strawberry Kiwi Gigglefit is goth as fuck d00d.

This is my wife's drink of choice. If anyone's curious these things just taste like super sweet liquid candy. There is zero alcohol kick at all. Even less burn than a Mikes Hard Lemonade. No wonder Cobra loves them.
 
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Reminds me of a certain famous painting, with a Casper,WY-style twist.
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We are getting true art tonight.
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I am now 90% convinced that Josh tried to do something sexual with Alex at some point. He was so sexually frustrated for so long and with the discord leak you can see Josh allow Alex some flirtatious liberties. The “why don’t you suck it already” line is not something you say to your sexual degenerate homosexual friend without knowing you’re really tempting him.

If Alex saying “we tried but he couldn’t get it up” is true then Jessica is a knowing fag hag.
 
Barbudo said:
I am now 90% convinced that Josh tried to do something sexual with Alex at some point. He was so sexually frustrated for so long and with the discord leak you can see Josh allow Alex some flirtatious liberties. The “why don’t you suck it already” line is not something you say to your sexual degenerate homosexual friend without knowing you’re really tempting him.

If Alex saying “we tried but he couldn’t get it up” is true then Jessica is a knowing fag hag.
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Counterpoint: Josh is retarded.
 
grand larsony said:
The King Cobra Wiki now has ElevenLabs powered AI on every page. TMDWU
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You are a bloody legend. When Cobies is gone (hopefully not for a long while), that's all we'll have left. I want my phone to be "Hey Cobes!" instead of "Hey Siri" or "Hey Google!", I want Cobra to tell me to turn left or right in my car in 200 meters, weather permitting.
Slim Boglim said:
I want Cobes to get his silver play button so fucking bad because it was cause I told levels of a-log seething.
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He deserves it, he was posting videos long before all the big channels, and before the marketing retards figured out how to game it. He's proper OG YouTube and he deserves a proper YT one. Even though he's gross, and retarded, and might not deserve it, he should have one.
Mushroom King said:
I made this just for you guys. I see your posts a lot and they're always worth reading.
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Thank you for reminding me about Nine Inch Nails. Stay strong brother (or sister)!
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
A) He has to apply for it, it's not automatic. B) He has to be clean of violations. He has to go 90 days without a strike before he can apply, he is currently not clean. He has to actively accepted and in good standing with the partner program.
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I believe he has to pay for it as well.
 
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