🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Do people even say "low-key" anymore? I figured such nig-speak had fallen out of favor and was replaced with some equally nonsensical term. This fucking regard just discovered it and has been saying it every chance and, naturally, doesn't even use it correctly most of the time. It high-key makes me shake my head.

Just funny how this dude is shoe horning some pase slang term in at every opportunity. I know he's not smart enough to be using it ironically.
 

its not half bad
 

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LMAO fucking hell he can't even keep a phone for a month at this point. Outside of boglim's razor I really want to know the trainwreck of thought that went through his gourd when tardsmashing this one. Funniest part is the clear dead spot in the screen that's the exact shape of his Hot Topic ring.
"Phone slow, slow mean hacked, hacked mean troles, Josh smash troles."
BETTER NOT GO LIVE BOY! And better remember that doing anything at all to beat the troles like changing your phone number means TROLLS WIN! kingcobrajfs green panties flex phone.gif
I don't remember who made this version of cobes showing us the cobra pose gif in his phone but they're great.
 
snort beg snort said:
Do people even say "low-key" anymore? I figured such nig-speak had fallen out of favor and was replaced with some equally nonsensical term. This fucking regard just discovered it and has been saying it every chance and, naturally, doesn't even use it correctly most of the time. It high-key makes me shake my head.

Just funny how this dude is shoe horning some pase slang term in at every opportunity. I know he's not smart enough to be using it ironically.
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We've been getting a lot of "exquizzed" lately as well.
 
snort beg snort said:
Do people even say "low-key" anymore? I figured such nig-speak had fallen out of favor and was replaced with some equally nonsensical term. This fucking regard just discovered it and has been saying it every chance and, naturally, doesn't even use it correctly most of the time. It high-key makes me shake my head.

Just funny how this dude is shoe horning some pase slang term in at every opportunity. I know he's not smart enough to be using it ironically.
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He's clearly been watching a lot of daym drops and badlands chugs lately, dawg. Daym drops just did the same whopper review, but didn't like them. That's why cobra kept saying that it was good "to an unsophisticated white boy" like himself. You can always tell he's been watching his favorite black youtubers because he'll talk in boomer ebonics. He really has latched on to "low key" lately, though. I low key hope it sticks around, I'm not even gonna stunt, dawg.

There was a food review awhile back where he had just watched daym drops review Denny's, and could not stop parroting "___ action".
 
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He's clearly been watching a lot of daym drops and badlands chugs lately, dawg. Daym drops just did the same whopper review, but didn't like them. That's why cobra kept saying that it was good "to an unsophisticated white boy" like himself. You can always tell he's been watching his favorite black youtubers because he'll talk in boomer ebonics. He really has latched on to "low key" lately, though. I low key hope it sticks around, I'm not even gonna stunt, dawg.

There was a food review awhile back where he had just watched daym drops review Denny's, and could not stop parroting "___ action".
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bnyj6vTXUpY
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His persona depends on his mood. Sometimes he acts like customgrow420. Sometimes like daymdrops. Then we get badland chugs moments. I DONT miss the Terrance poop persona though
 
I have a confession to make.

I hacked Cobra’s iPhone 6. I bumped into him outside his trailer while he had his phone out and, using an exploit with his “Tap to Pay” function, injected Pegasus malware on phone. I then proceeded to monitor packets and monitor the built in key logger. Here are some frequently searched/typed words:

Big Gay Erect Penis
Goth
Trols
Warlord Gay Penis xVideos
Ellen Knight Tits MrDeepFake
Lesbian Strap On Diode
Family Guy Fart Fetish
Does Autism Make U Gay
My Dad Is Gay and My Ex Girlfriend Is An Asshole Reddit
Do Bearded Dragons Live In Snow Houses During The Winter Reddit

I’m really sad that he’s foiled my plot by kicking the shit out of the hardware, I guess Cobra rules over my sad life ONCE AGAIN.

Edit: Harmless tomfoolery incites some of you? Good to know.
 
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bonified retard said:
He's clearly been watching a lot of daym drops and badlands chugs lately, dawg. Daym drops just did the same whopper review, but didn't like them. That's why cobra kept saying that it was good "to an unsophisticated white boy" like himself. You can always tell he's been watching his favorite black youtubers because he'll talk in boomer ebonics. He really has latched on to "low key" lately, though. I low key hope it sticks around, I'm not even gonna stunt, dawg.

There was a food review awhile back where he had just watched daym drops review Denny's, and could not stop parroting "___ action".
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bnyj6vTXUpY
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I always refer to this as his YouTuber persona and it only comes out when he has been binge watching the food reviewer channels. He'll start talking about people hitting the like and subscribe for more, undoubtedly without really understanding why YouTubers say that. He just knows that they say it and he's a famous YouTuber so he needs to say it too. Earlier this week he asked for people to leave comments which is hilarious because 99% of the time his comment section is completely empty because he sets it to approval mode then never approves any of them. I did notice though there was a good two or three video streak where there were a handful of approved comments and they were all people either making fun of him or laughing at him so no clue why those slipped through his trole detection filter.

His YouTube persona is just a small part of him mirroring the media he consumes or altering his personality to fit whatever he happens to be doing at the time like when he will put on a horrible southern accent while dipping or talking like Ozzy while listening to him.
 
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