I have thought long and hard and here are my picks for the Cobra Biopic.
Cobra: Danny De Vito or Jackie Chan
Warlord: Michael Cera or Steve Buchemi
Scrapper Steve: Peter Stormare
Scrapper Steve's wife: a pumpkin with a drawn of face, hollowed out, with burgers stuffed inside
Darf: John Candy or Jonah Hill
Stephanie: Lindsay Lohan
Clint: Ryan Renolds
Mr Green: Timothy Charomet
Arron: A piss soaked paper bag
Door Dashers: Nicolas Cage
Cool Taste: Benedict Cumenbach or whatever it's spelled
Schon: CGI Andy Serkis or live action Peter Dinklage with sharpie eyeliner
NAL: A real life warthog infected with aids and syphilis, who will be euthanised in the final scene.
I would watch it purely if John C. Riley was cast as Jessica. I would legitimately laugh for 6 straight hours and pay good money to see John C Riley in a wig, squatting over a cardboard box having a nice hard piss, screaming “WHAT DID I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!”
I have thought long and hard and here are my picks for the Cobra Biopic.
Cobra: Danny De Vito or Jackie Chan
Warlord: Michael Cera or Steve Buchemi
Scrapper Steve: Peter Stormare
Scrapper Steve's wife: a pumpkin with a drawn of face, hollowed out, with burgers stuffed inside
Darf: John Candy or Jonah Hill
Stephanie: Lindsay Lohan
Clint: Ryan Renolds
Mr Green: Timothy Charomet
Arron: A piss soaked paper bag
Door Dashers: Nicolas Cage
Cool Taste: Benedict Cumenbach or whatever it's spelled
Schon: CGI Andy Serkis or live action Peter Dinklage with sharpie eyeliner
NAL: A real life warthog infected with aids and syphilis, who will be euthanised in the final scene.
I would watch it purely if John C. Riley was cast as Jessica. I would legitimately laugh for 6 straight hours and pay good money to see John C Riley in a wig, squatting over a cardboard box having a nice hard piss, screaming “WHAT DID I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!”
I laughed so hard at this my cat jumped off my desk. If AI is going to take over the world my sincere wish is that we can ask MovieGPT to make this happen. It would be a comedy drama with John C Riley at that point, which is a good thing as it would detract from the darkness of the content. Maybe then Will Ferrel would have to play Cobra?
I laughed so hard at this my cat jumped off my desk. If AI is going to take over the world my sincere wish is that we can ask MovieGPT to make this happen. It would be a comedy drama with John C Riley at that point, which is a good thing as it would detract from the darkness of the content. Maybe then Will Ferrel would have to play Cobra?
Who plays KF? And should bossman Null be included? Shouldn't the script briefly honor the one moment in time when this degenerate website and its owner considered buying our BOY a clock tower trailer mansion?
Who plays KF? And should bossman Null be included? Shouldn't the script briefly honor the one moment in time when this degenerate website and its owner considered buying our BOY a clock tower trailer mansion?
Real tawk, toobz. I hope that Methica dies in an automobile wreck.
I just want to listen to Cobes rant about gendur relashuns, weed, and how much Ozzy rules without her nasty grips and ear-grating voice.
Also, shout to The King for posting a food review after being like $400 in the negative. Never change, Cobes.
THAT is awesome! If it was cyrax he would have already claimed that song as his new single and we would get an elaborate story how he spent the past 8 weeks in deep meditation until he came up with it.
This is an explicit example of why any human being should stay far away from stone cold narcissists. They want you to destroy yourself as proof for everyone they slander you to that they were right about how crazy you are. People like the bog witch have something dark and evil in them which can only be expressed with vengeful destruction.
Hope Cobes finds stoicism. It helps after recovering from being near flesh clothed black holes.
This is a very specific trait and it's something Josh should be aware of. Women push to see if things will break and if they break they're useless and discarded. It's an extreme shit test but it's like all the others. Josh should have known it and told her to kick rocks.
Cobra can't rant about gendur relashuns any more. He's gone from a gothic bad boy to a King cuck. Hamburger pussy and letting her drive you to suicide is not what gothic bad boys do.
