🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Cobes truly is a gothic rockstar cowboy from hell. Channelling his raw trauma into his music.

He just keeps on winning. Nal must be seething hard at the Toxic Love track.

New album coming soon, TMDWU!
 
Star Spangled Bogger said:
Cobes truly is a gothic rockstar cowboy from hell. Channelling his raw trauma into his music.

He just keeps on winning. Nal must be seething hard at the Toxic Love track.

New album coming soon, TMDWU!
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Was that actually NAL audio in the beginning of that song? Because if that is, that's king shit. Even better than when he recorded Clint crying for his song Daddy Dearest like 10 years ago.
 
Hennimore said:
I want Josh to do an open mic night with his jokes so fucking bad.
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That would be so amazing, and so very painful. All I can see is Joaquin Phoenix with a drink combo in his hand.

It makes me sad af that shit is so bleak for our boy. He could do more. It's on him though, with whatever efficacy he still has. REGARDLESS: TNALD.
 
I’m sorta new to the Cobraverse, but why does Cobes include nigger rap shit into his music? Isn’t he supposed to be a rockstar?
 
Star Spangled Bogger said:
If one day there is a Boglim Biopic made, which actors would play the parts? We need nominations for Cobes, Clint, Nal, Stephanie, Darf, Warlord, Walt and Angie, Scrapper Steve, Ellen, Aaron, Mr Green, etc.
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Not an actor, specifically a bad actor, but I've been saying Keffals is a dead ringer for NAL. He does look much younger though, having daily baths in the blood of babies like Lady Bathory. Maybe he could play a cut away dream scene? Imagine it: Keffals as a young, hopeful NAL, working at Home Depot, almost normal UNTIL...
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
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If Cobes shoots her, or himself, Chris should suffer.
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He's holding his shotgun to his chin.
Hello feature friends: the screencap is from this post. Here are relevant clips.
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She's hiding the camera, because she's in a discord call with the paypig who paid for her flight out there, against Cobra's wishes. So that is why the screen is black at first.
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This is a leaked call with the paypig, she spent hours fighting with Cobra, completely naked on a discord call with the paypig, to try and get him (Cobra) in a gotcha. Local archive of the "call" here.
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this is the kind of reply that makes me want to A-log and touch poop
 
Agares said:
Was that actually NAL audio in the beginning of that song? Because if that is, that's king shit. Even better than when he recorded Clint crying for his song Daddy Dearest like 10 years ago.
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Sorry man I cant get with you on thinking Clint crying for his son in a song as "King Shit".
 
@biggacracka

The issue is most actors aren't fugly, except character actors, but I'm really struggling thinking of any that would make sense. I would nominate Anne Ramsey to narrate the film, as an old NAL, but she's dead so RIP.

But Aaron would be easy to cast. There are dudes that dress up like Joseph Stalin in Red Square. You can take a picture with one of them for very few rubles. Fly one of them homeboys an hour away to Kazakhstan or some shit for that scene. Don't let him drive there though, I'm sure he'd catch a DUI.
 
Nigger Cobson said:
I’m sorta new to the Cobraverse, but why does Cobes include nigger rap shit into his music? Isn’t he supposed to be a rockstar?
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In the long ago he would freestyle rap with his friends, and despite being a self professed metalhead he really loves the dad rock. In previous drunken singalong streams he even sang along to Taylor Swift if I remember right.

His freestyle rap ability is one of his genuine god given talents despite his low intelligence. He has an unusual creative ability with language which is one of the reasons he's so funny. If he had an IQ of 130 instead of 70 he would be a semi famous musician instead of a (prolific) outsider musician.
 
Star Spangled Bogger said:
In previous drunken singalong streams he even sang along to Taylor Swift if I remember right.
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I believe you do remember right. There has been little evidence that he actually listens to metal besides his constant references to Cradle of Filth, and I don't even know if they're metal and I'm not about to find out.

Edit: Just kidding I googled it and they are considered "extreme metal".
 
Nigger Cobson said:
I’m sorta new to the Cobraverse, but why does Cobes include nigger rap shit into his music? Isn’t he supposed to be a rockstar?
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Josh is an aspiring rap artiste as well.


Josh is like 1/6th wigger. Most of us are adults and we can concede that Limp Bizkit is in fact fucking cool but people like Josh take it to a whole new level by going to actually see ICP with your methhead friend and your zoophilic goat fucking friend, capping off the night by getting sprayed with Faygo by Violent J.

 
Agares said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nWiRDlGEvlQGender relayshuns rant with Albertson's fizzy water drink combos.
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In this video, Cobes says he's got 10 songs on the new album. The tracklist:

Great day to die
Trolls can suck my ass crack
Rock n roll never dies
Drinkin and dyin alone
Never say goodbye
Bullets in the wall
Life ain't fair
Toxic love
Life is miserable, death is merciful
People are fake

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I have thought long and hard and here are my picks for the Cobra Biopic.

Cobra: Danny De Vito or Jackie Chan
Warlord: Michael Cera or Steve Buchemi
Scrapper Steve: Peter Stormare
Scrapper Steve's wife: a pumpkin with a drawn of face, hollowed out, with burgers stuffed inside
Darf: John Candy or Jonah Hill
Stephanie: Lindsay Lohan
Clint: Ryan Renolds
Mr Green: Timothy Charomet
Arron: A piss soaked paper bag
Door Dashers: Nicolas Cage
Cool Taste: Benedict Cumenbach or whatever it's spelled
Schon: CGI Andy Serkis or live action Peter Dinklage with sharpie eyeliner
NAL: A real life warthog infected with aids and syphilis, who will be euthanised in the final scene.
 
Large Marge said:
she sees he has the shotgun and instead of intervening, she's pauses at this angle secretly hoping she would get to record his suicide. i feel sick.
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This is an explicit example of why any human being should stay far away from stone cold narcissists. They want you to destroy yourself as proof for everyone they slander you to that they were right about how crazy you are. People like the bog witch have something dark and evil in them which can only be expressed with vengeful destruction.

Hope Cobes finds stoicism. It helps after recovering from being near flesh clothed black holes.
 
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