I wonder if whoever came up with these campfire horror stories realized how many young men would still hit it.
No, because these are warnings for men in a time where the appearance and practice of self restraint mattered.
Think of the Sirens. Beautiful women whos sultry voices lure hard working men on their boats into rocks, so they could consume them.
That's a metaphor for dick thinking if I've ever heard one.
We have too much time on our hands these days so we can really hunker down and be degenerate as fuck.
Same. I never really followed King Cobra. For Lolcow on the 'farms, he seems to have a good heart.
Also, did Cobra's bearded dragon die, or did he lose it via escaping?
Someone should send him a new pet that's slightly harder to die, like a turtle.
...wait, no, turtle enclosures are a bit difficult to maintain.
From what I can tell Cobra hate is at a WOR level, maybe pushing a Boogie, but nowhere near a DSP.
Essentially he's easy to fuck with and people come up with bullshit excuses to justify their lame ass trolling. During the first Jessica visits people kept saying he was a pedo, or said some pedo adjacent shit.
Then people don't like him because he's a cringe goth boy.
Honestly he's just trailer trash with autism so I don't get the fucking issue.
Daniel Larson is another favored target. The dude is a genuine mental patient, being manipulated by people, and then they get mad and say "oh but he's a pedo!"
Like, my guy, you literally steer him towards that shit. I think we can make allowances for mental patients to be a little out of fucking hand. If left alone DL isn't messing with kids. He's dine and dashing, throwing fits at management, being trespassed, and getting into fights.
Then they stole his dog and everyone's like "He's homeless he can't care for a dog!" Fucking rediculous.
Cyrax is the only person I've seen that seems to actually deserves the shit that they get. He's done some genuinely bad shit, and seems to love the attention.
)or Baby Yoda.
