🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Thats true, he drinks so much that he probably forgets about his actual orders and just assumes they're all troll deliveries.

Hear a knock? START SCREAMING
 
Molly Millions said:
Thats true, he drinks so much that he probably forgets about his actual orders and just assumes they're all troll deliveries.

Hear a knock? START SCREAMING
Click to expand...
He's blacked out enough to where that's probably happened off stream. His neighbors got a front row seat that I'm jealous of. Exclusive access to life of Casper's biggest celebrity and they had no idea.
 
Al Dente Alighieri said:
Sure I don't see anything wrong with that, you'll have to find an archivist or two to dedicate some time to it or it'll be a waste but yeah doable, send Null an email laying out what you like concisely and see what happens. :semperfidelis:
Click to expand...
I think you're right on this. I am probably too optimistic that it will suddenly fill up with content.
Agares said:
It helps me cope with KFC taking away the Double down.
Click to expand...
I honestly have no idea how Cobes hasn't figured out if you order two burgers from KFC you can make your own double down food hack. I thought he was the king of food hacks!
 
Molly Millions said:
Thats true, he drinks so much that he probably forgets about his actual orders and just assumes they're all troll deliveries.

Hear a knock? START SCREAMING
Click to expand...
I'm not fucking answering that I'm streaming
*Knocks once more*
*Gives up on not answering and toddler trots to the door* CAN I HELP YOU? I DIDNT ORDER THAT"
Man he's rude about it but I'm NGL when I lived in my first flat and the doors were labeled so bad I often got people for next door ringing my bell and I eventually did wound up about it so i can relate somewhat. But yknow doesn't take much to be polite about it
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Oh my god how many times do we have to go over why Josh can't work a job? I swear this has to be like the 20th time. He's a retard and he's lazy. He's also a drunk who reeks of shit and has brain damage. No one wants him to work for them.
Click to expand...

Are there any Casper Goodwill bell towers our boy can work at part time?

huncher.jpg
 
Molly Millions said:
Do you guys think Cobra has ever ordered something, then forgotten about it and screamed at the delivery driver when they arrived?
Click to expand...
That shit probably happens to him, if not quite often, at least every now and then. But he does not really scream at drivers, just tells them his trolls are assholes.
He just might lumber drunk to his streaming chair to bitch about it to his troll also with out realizing he is not actually streaming. Might get angry at the laptop that has shut itself down to fuck with him.

Simp Biscuit said:
Casper Goodwill bell towers our boy can work at
Click to expand...
Yes, but it has already been pre-emptively contacted 50 times to make sure they will not hire him.
He really is unemployable and not just because has become too lazy to do it. That is one thing Josh is not making up, trolls will fuck that up for him where ever he would work.
 
Last edited by a moderator:
Yeah I think the job era is over for Cobes. Trolls would fuck enough with him that most places are going to pick a far easier hire.

I think Clint dying will be far worse than him ever needing a job. I know when Clint had a really nasty car crash, Cobes was annoyed at his dad and has wished his death many times. But without Clint, I think Cobes would be fucked.
 
whogoesthere said:
Yeah I think the job era is over for Cobes. Trolls would fuck enough with him that most places are going to pick a far easier hire.

I think Clint dying will be far worse than him ever needing a job. I know when Clint had a really nasty car crash, Cobes was annoyed at his dad and has wished his death many times. But without Clint, I think Cobes would be fucked.
Click to expand...
It is, you could argue he could hold a cart wrangling job that even downies can do, but it wouldn't be long til he decides living in a tent begging for hooch is much easier and more satisfying . I'd rather my share of tax pennies go to him living in a boglim hovel churning out content than Casper having to watch him shit on the sidewalk every morning.
 

So Jessica "Exposes" Aaron 3 months later, does the classic lolcow tactic of saying that she knows something really bad about him but that she won't reveal it yet, meanwhile she says a bunch of "bad" stuff he did, because she doesn't actually have much shit to fling, if it's even real. Straight up just a bpd bitch trying to isolate Josh and force him to pay attention to her imo
 
Bogliacci said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4gNSmkSxYBg
So Jessica "Exposes" Aaron 3 months later, does the classic lolcow tactic of saying that she knows something really bad about him but that she won't reveal it yet, meanwhile she says a bunch of "bad" stuff he did, because she doesn't actually have much shit to fling, if it's even real. Straight up just a bpd bitch trying to isolate Josh and force him to pay attention to her imo
Click to expand...
Never thought I'd hate someone this much. She needs to take a permanent stay in the bathtub
 
Bogliacci said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4gNSmkSxYBg
So Jessica "Exposes" Aaron 3 months later, does the classic lolcow tactic of saying that she knows something really bad about him but that she won't reveal it yet, meanwhile she says a bunch of "bad" stuff he did, because she doesn't actually have much shit to fling, if it's even real. Straight up just a bpd bitch trying to isolate Josh and force him to pay attention to her imo
Click to expand...
Whoever pays for the next bog witch visit should be forced to chaperone and stay in clocktower trailer with them
 
Star Spangled Bogger said:
I think you're right on this. I am probably too optimistic that it will suddenly fill up with content.

I honestly have no idea how Cobes hasn't figured out if you order two burgers from KFC you can make your own double down food hack. I thought he was the king of food hacks!
Click to expand...
I'd say that would require too much effort but he's actually ordered fast food and customized it after delivery in the past.
 
Those “putting the phone on mute” comments in the latest video responce are a bit too on the nose, toobz.

He’s also never going to see the Sea Hag again, mark my words. He’s so over her.
 
Umaibae said:
He’s also never going to see the Sea Hag again, mark my words. He’s so over her.
Click to expand...
Yeah the new gender relayshuns rant confirmed this imo. He's done with the bog witch, but of course the troles can NEVER EVER be allowed learn this so she'll just get the Puff treatment: Don't worry toobz Jessica is just burrowed for the winter we're still together
 
Umaibae said:
Those “putting the phone on mute” comments in the latest video responce are a bit too on the nose, toobz.

He’s also never going to see the Sea Hag again, mark my words. He’s so over her.
Click to expand...
Was she a blessing disguise for him?

Think about it. We got some insane content, his plight garnered quite a bit of sympathy from people, and he scored an upgraded living situation.

His 2+ weeks of misery between both her visits might have been worth the payoff. He’s rocking better living conditions than most of the Reddit fags who torment him. Has a dedicated smoking room. A clean kitchen and bedroom (for now anyway). And he seems to have come away from without even an ounce of crotch rot.

Sorry, but this whole NAL saga at this point, I’m marking it as a major Win for our boy.
 
whogoesthere said:
Yeah I think the job era is over for Cobes. Trolls would fuck enough with him that most places are going to pick a far easier hire.

I think Clint dying will be far worse than him ever needing a job. I know when Clint had a really nasty car crash, Cobes was annoyed at his dad and has wished his death many times. But without Clint, I think Cobes would be fucked.
Click to expand...
It was a bit feels inducing that he could not drop his gothic bad boy façade in moment like that, because he knows he is dependent on his dad. Had to keep act up.
 
Umaibae said:
If It’s Paid For.mp4
Click to expand...
Pretty good, but only reason I listened the whole thing was to see if, I'm straight not gay, punchline was going to come.

*This negroid music reminds me. That is one thing I think Cobes is actually quite good at. Dropping some rhymes.
His one in a billion golden ticket to bell tower mansion, is some rap producer with interest in lolcow entertainment, one day diving into this rabbit hole.
Oh that would be some side character on what ever Lil Pimp's music video.
 
Last edited:
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom