🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Shinkai said:
I was gonna post the whole stuffed crust review transcript but I digress
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I've always wanted to use the AI voice of Cobra made to do a reading of that transcript over a little animation of him in a padded cell but I don't have the skills to do it.
 
Agares said:
Gaze at the boglim long enough and you just might find yourself in a brain loop.

Extra cheese, extra bacon....
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That Suno song of the loop is hilarious. You also get a free cup of garlic butter with any pizza so Cobra appropriately received 3 by ordering two.
 
Do you guys think Cobra has ever ordered something, then forgotten about it and screamed at the delivery driver when they arrived?

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Slim Boglim said:
Ya know what? I just realized that cobies literally has a girlfriend and that still isn’t enough for him to let go of gender rants. If anything having a gf has cranked them up to 11. I guess we just assumed his fixation was due to him being an incel but apparently not. Or, probably more accurately, he’s still fed the same content due to the algorithm and just can’t help himself
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To be fair, I think being in a relationship for an extended period of time with NAL would make anyone want to rant. Cobes is primarily funny and retarded, while NAL is just annoying and retarded.
 
Bogliacci said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5h_EDmkMMxo
Our boy is on a roll, smoking in his videos has unbound him! He's even reverting to his Terrance Popp phase
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No more food hacks until boy replaces his phone.
I can't stop thinking about how the $70 instant mashed potato monstrosity is probably still sitting in his fridge. Normal run-of-the-mill mashed potatoes don't make for good leftovers since they get all hardened and humid when refrigerated. With how much cheese Josh added, it must have solidified into a brick that's sweating beer.
 
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
That Suno song of the loop is hilarious. You also get a free cup of garlic butter with any pizza so Cobra appropriately received 3 by ordering two.
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Got a link to it by any chance? Also the Suno rendition of Booty Goblins almost had me on the floor laughing.
biggacracka said:
It truly is a "digress or be digressed" world.
It's no skin off my shoe though
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It helps me cope with KFC taking away the Double down.
 
Molly Millions said:
Do you guys think Cobra has ever ordered something, then forgotten about it and screamed at the delivery driver when they arrived?
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No, because I think he never checks his order until after the delivery driver leaves. After that, he just gives the driver a negative review.
IIRC, he did something like this already. He ordered a burger with extra bacon, but he removed the bacon instead and he got pissed off about it.

I doubt he has the ability to confront a driver on his items. He just says "It is what it is, toobz", then seethes about it for 2 hours.
 
In today’s “video responce” video, Cobra scratches his head and seemingly pulls off a decent chunk of hair—did anyone else see this??
 
Agares said:
Alright I got that shit saved. TWU.
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Best part is the song is only 1/10th of the full loop. You could do an album off the whole thing.


Bogliacci said:
I choose the Third Position

Complaining about the loops loop
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If you think about it, everything in his life is in a perpetual loop. Like a cobra's coils. I wonder if Clint loops in a less severe form.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Have you heard KFC took away the double down? I'm not mad about it I still like KFC but I can't believe they took away the double down. I loved the double down. I can't believe they took away the double down.
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I only know about the KFC double down because of Josh’s rant and I’m also mad that they took it away because it looked pretty good *sigh* . Maybe Josh was right to say that it wasn’t a sponsor but was free advertising.
 
Baroque said:
In today’s “video responce” video, Cobra scratches his head and seemingly pulls off a decent chunk of hair—did anyone else see this??
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Huh. Yeah it does look like he did pull off a strand of hair, but comparing before the scratch and after the scratch, he still has his three strands of Homer Simpson hair and when he brings the hand up to his scalp to scratch, there's already something dangling from his hand, hard to see but you can see it here (start of him scratching his head lol) I'm guessing it's a pen or something he had resting between his fingers.

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GentleGenosha said:
Huh. Yeah it does look like he did pull off a strand of hair, but comparing before the scratch and after the scratch, he still has his three strands of Homer Simpson hair and when he brings the hand up to his scalp to scratch, there's already something dangling from his hand, hard to see but you can see it here (start of him scratching his head lol) I'm guessing it's a pen or something he had resting between his fingers.

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Maybe he was telling truth about his trichyteria the entire time.
 
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