🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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It occurred to me some time last week that the dead dog chair is most likely now the dead Josh chair, I hate this fucking timeline
The dead dog chair being ascended to the rank of dead bog chair isn’t something I ever wanted. Josh deserved better, I’ll miss our goober of a guy for years to come.
 
The dead dog chair being ascended to the rank of dead bog chair isn’t something I ever wanted. Josh deserved better, I’ll miss our goober of a guy for years to come.
from this day forward, i will refer to is only as "The Dead Bog Chair"

i imagine all the puppers passed peacefully there as well as our Boglim King
 
Jesus Christ.

Listen guy... to paraphrase The Dude. You're not wrong. You're just an asshole.

Not saying you aren't a longtime follower of Cobes or anything but you have a one-day-old name and come here spouting the same negative shit a bunch of troles have already done so everyone is gonna give you retard rates for your trouble. You're free to keep talking but everyone is gonna rip on you for being a quasi-autist who can't read the room. So for your own sake: shut the fuck up. Pretty please.

Anyway, toobz I got the shits this morning after spending last night drinking ten beers and eating an entire medium Papa John's pizza with two full garlic butter cups so I could send Josh more ghost food. No lie. TWU.
Two? Pfft the pizza gods gave our boy three.
 
Not blake but go sperg off on some random because youre bitter Josh died. Doxx some poor guy that has nothing to do with anything being posted here faggot
Oops, my mistake. Since you seem sympathetic towards Blake's plight, I'll leave you his info in case you want to contact him and lend your support.

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This probably won’t happen but I think it would be really funny if Cobra’s funeral was a sort of Seinfeld-esque finale with everyone who was ever in to cobraverse showing up to give their eulogies. I want to see everyone from Homeboy Scotty to Scraper Steve and Mr Greene.
 
What's going on here, lmao. People are getting phonebooked for talking ill of the dead... and they should!
Get fucked, troles.
 
Okay, can someone explain why the signatures for Cobe's play button petition seem frozen? I saw that it had around 2700 signatures a few days ago. Now it only says 2500. There are "live updates" where it says someone has signed it like every fucking minute. WTF is this sicko conspiracy shit
 
I would much rather watch the service on Cobes channel where Clint says to watch it. I think that's gonna be really weird with warlord involved.
 
what is your end game with this? are you monetizing this? as a person that has no experience in making websites, why do you think this is a good idea?
I might just be jaded in regards to the community around cobra, but it's a little weird that you've had this registered since 2022. I do see your only other post you've been upfront about that. I'm assuming maybe this is an alt account and you actually mean well. I hope that's the case at least. Good luck and god speed brother.
Oh a newbie trying to take views from Cobes. Fuck off.

I just don't want Josh's visible legacy to be videos made by people like Tar Man. I don't want the real thing being half archives on individuals 8TB hard-drives no one else can see.

After Google brought out YouTube close to 20 years ago, it was always thought that even though YouTube was a website with a myriad of problems (even back then) anything you uploaded there would be watchable forever now that Google owned it. I no longer consider YouTube the reliable vault of video content that it once was and no one else should either. Just a couple years ago Google attempted to introduce a policy regarding inactive accounts, which would include deleting channels if the associated Google account was inactive for two years. They quickly walked that back after the outrage and assumedly suddenly realized it would destroy the value of the website. Because the only two reasons YouTube is the monopoly that it is, is because of it's normie userbase and massive catalog of old videos. The fact they tried deleting channels so easily is enough for me to call the writing on the wall. I'm very confident the KingCobraJFS YouTube channel isn't going to exist in 10 years time, maybe not even a couple years.

Once his channel's gone what's a reasonable and publicly accessible way of viewing most of his videos? His channel as it is now isn't even half a complete collection. AnonymousCasperWY is just another YouTube channel so that's just kicking the can down the road. Kiwi Farms always prides itself on it's archiving, but a 3000 page thread isn't exactly useful for that other than reading the discussions. The cobrapedia might've been a suitable candidate if it hadn't gone offline because of the lack of interest, even when Josh was alive. Wasn't TWU Games one of the main contributors to that website? He's long gone. The current version of the wiki at kingcobrawiki.org is, to my understanding, ran by a different group of people (correct me if I'm wrong). I doubt it's going to get to the level of the CWCki. Peertube is promising but I don't think a P2P video sharing site is as reliable as people assume it to be. Maybe in a few years time the technology could prove itself to work. But LBRY was suppossed to be that and that's gone.

People have been actively grifting off of Josh for at least half a decade, if not double that. With particularly distasteful examples cropping up after his death. You can go to Etsy right now and find fake KingCobraJFS shit merch that's been purchasble for years. YouTube channels like BasedShaman and Rogue, Internet Man make an income doing it and have for years. If I was trying to grift off Josh's death I wouldn't post on a single thread with maybe 200 active readers, at most. You won't find any posts from me on any of the subreddits, The Boglim or any of the shitty Discord servers even asking for advise or feedback, let alone money. You'll never find any examples of me monetizing Josh's death because I never will. Not that I know how'd be able to do that on a memorial site.

You can think I'm biting off my than I can chew, but if any Raj, Khan or Singh can shit out poorly made and terrible looking websites as a career, why can't I make something decent? It looks like shit right now because it's a placeholder. If this project doesn't work out it's no skin off my shoes. But I'm planning on maintaining this website for years and years and years. I don't think it'd be a lot of work once it's up.
 
This probably won’t happen but I think it would be really funny if Cobra’s funeral was a sort of Seinfeld-esque finale with everyone who was ever in to cobraverse showing up to give their eulogies. I want to see everyone from Homeboy Scotty to Scraper Steve and Mr Greene.
Fuck the haters, sickos and trolls. They are very bad.
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People have been actively grifting off of Josh for at least half a decade, if not double that.
So you thought to yourself "better get while the gettin's good"

Have you considered Josh's Youtube page is his visible legacy, and not anything anyone else has done?

This is like digital grave robbing. Can't even wait until the body is cold before we start stripping it of any value. You're gonna find we're not going to fall for this.

You are a faggot and no one will have sex with you.
 
That would be the Crimson Chin herself, Krystal! I’ll give her credit she’s produced some pretty memorable moments with cobra and warlord. And I do encourage this to go down, I want to see what warlord has to say.

I've seen some Krystal before, but she looked a lot less like a tranny. Blown out crackwhore, but not tranny.

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Pretty much everything he did was explained by being a retard, though. He mocked Carls dead mommy, and yes that was very bad, but Josh was a retard. He mocked Caroline's miscarriage, but was a retard.

If he ever actually did anything genuinely horrific that couldn't immediately explained as "a retarded person clearly doesn't have the impulse control to not realize how bad what he's saying it", I can't recall it.
a lot of it really did come down to lack of impulse control. the dude literally took out a loan to buy pizza. i dont know how you can take anything he did seriously. when you ran shit he said or did back to him he would be like "oh yeah that was bad". but he literally had 0 impulse control.
 
I got drunk and fell asleep before I could explain my drink combo I made in honor of cobra, the “twisted cobra” it’s half twisted tea, a quarter nikolai vodka, and a quarter bud light. It was honestly pretty good and not as gross as it sounds.
 
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