🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Eventide said:
Casper, Wyoming sounds like an interesting place, full of interesting folks
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Its a small city of around 60k people, and its actually quite beautiful. Which I never expected until I looked up the location of his old place, Ive never lived in a place where there are such clear views of the mountains.
 
i got recommended this on YouTube, and I thought of the boy
and then I thought... maybe that's why we haven't seen people that say he smells bad
all the bacon grease absorbed the smells, like sucking up a fart
 
RazorBackBacon said:
At this point, Cobes passing out in a drunken stupor and never waking up would be a mercy.
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I wonder, how bad do symptoms have to get before he'll ask pop to take him to the ER or just a GP? Acute withdrawal quite literally feels like dying if you don't understand what's happening (even if you do,) and I have to assume he's going through that now and then without raising the alarm?

If Clint sees those teeth and shrugs it off he'll probably ignore yellow skin/eyes etc. I have to agree with @RazorBackBacon on this one.
 
VitaminSiobhan said:
I wonder, how bad do symptoms have to get before he'll ask pop to take him to the ER or just a GP? Acute withdrawal quite literally feels like dying if you don't understand what's happening (even if you do,) and I have to assume he's going through that now and then without raising the alarm?

If Clint sees those teeth and shrugs it off he'll probably ignore yellow skin/eyes etc. I have to agree with @RazorBackBacon on this one.
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Pancreatitis. That shit is so painful, no amount of booze and tactical soap will protect him. Lots of alcoholics suffer from it, and I've heard it feels like having a katana through your stomach and back.
 
Hard R said:
but DID YOU KNOW, that darf YELLED AT HIS KIDS ONCE?! HMM?!
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https://youtu.be/EgWb7_RSXso?si=io2SoSLfKVIuu2jQ

"GO TO YOUR BEDROOM"
This is the guy who only fucks for reproduction, he's got a couple screws loose but he's no warlord.
100% would rather have an angry dad than a meth addicted crossdressing absent father.
I used to go to school with a kid who's dad divorced his mother for a man.
we used to bully him for it real bad to the point he would cry and chimp out on us, there is unimaginable pain that comes with having a faggot for a father.
pain I truly wouldn't wish on anyone.
 
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Pat Smear said:
https://youtu.be/EgWb7_RSXso?si=io2SoSLfKVIuu2jQ

"GO TO YOUR BEDROOM"
This is the guy who only fucks for reproduction, he's got a couple screws loose but he's no warlord.
100% would rather have an angry dad than a meth addicted crossdressing absent father.
I used to go to school with a kid who's dad divorced his mother for a man.
we used to bully him for it real bad for it to the point he would cry and chimp out on us, there is unimaginable pain that comes with having a faggot for a father.
pain I truly wouldn't wish on anyone.
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fuck bullying dude
 
Pat Smear said:
This is the guy who only fucks for reproduction, he's got a couple screws loose but he's no warlord.
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I'm pretty sure that "I only have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation." is an ancient 4chan joke from the late 00s, maybe early 10s.

"What is your worst, sickest, most depraved secret, anon?"
"I only have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation."
"You sick fuck!"x100
Pat Smear said:
100% would rather have an angry dad than a meth addicted crossdressing absent father.
I used to go to school with a kid who's dad divorced his mother for a man.
we used to bully him for it real bad for it to the point he would cry and chimp out on us, there is unimaginable pain that comes with having a faggot for a father.
pain I truly wouldn't wish on anyone.
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It's always shocking to me how cruel children can be, like chickens turning on a member of their flock and devouring it the moment one shows weakness.
 
GibMoneyPls said:
Pancreatitis. That shit is so painful, no amount of booze and tactical soap will protect him. Lots of alcoholics suffer from it, and I've heard it feels like having a katana through your stomach and back.
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There is no way Josh could power through having pancreatitis. I know people who have had pancreatitis and it’s apparently as painful as kidney stones and/or child birth. You also lose weight without trying. Pancreatitis can also kill you.

So I think it will be noticeable if our Cobra Lord gets it? I think JESSICA BOYLE said he throws up every morning, which could be from pancreatitis / liver failure 😞.
 
I think one of the most interesting signs that Cobes is autistic as fuck is his pain delay. I had to look it up but people with autism have a delay in feeling physical pain.

Darf was smelting an ingot or some shit and took a slab of hot ass metal from his dwarf forge. Cobes picked up shortly after and hold it for way too long, then registers that it’s fucking hot. A normal person takes a millisecond and our BOY held it for a while before it hit his bogbrain
 
Bixby Snyder said:
I think one of the most interesting signs that Cobes is autistic as fuck is his pain delay. I had to look it up but people with autism have a delay in feeling physical pain.

Darf was smelting an ingot or some shit and took a slab of hot ass metal from his dwarf forge. Cobes picked up shortly after and hold it for way too long, then registers that it’s fucking hot. A normal person takes a millisecond and our BOY held it for a while before it hit his bogbrain
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He holds it for 2-3 seconds before the heat registers. It's crazy to behold. And then there was the time he tasered himself and he felt it instantaneously. I wonder how his reaction time is today.
 
PetiteFeet said:
He holds it for 2-3 seconds before the heat registers. It's crazy to behold. And then there was the time he tasered himself and he felt it instantaneously. I wonder how his reaction time is today.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1q9aZWDcY9o
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Electricity is a higher form of majik than pyromancy, dood. He probably still had a circle of protection on from lighting his hookah coals with a torch or something.
Side note, is Josh just a really high level wisest wizard player? Was all this drinking just training?
 
Your Landlord said:
I'm pretty sure that "I only have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation." is an ancient 4chan joke from the late 00s, maybe early 10s.
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It is. Darf and his wife probably have a normal sex life for overweight rednecks. Which is more than you'd probably like to imagine.
Unmarkedgrave said:
I think JESSICA BOYLE said he throws up every morning, which could be from pancreatitis / liver failure
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My money's on gallblader failure. His diet is greasy trash, his gallbladder is probably making too much bile and he has to vomit it up in the morning.
 
New Hamburger Stand food hack with an amazing thumbnail to go with it.
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To his credit, he actually food hacked it with BBQ sauce and Little Squeezer's sauce cups and didn't endlessly loop about the toppings this time.
 
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