🤮 Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

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Another Tumblr update, this time about a mysterious figure named "Sharon." Seems legit.
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My wonderful hosting company, 1776 Hosting, forwarded me this email.

Well that's awfully nothing after to all the bluster and chest thumping she's been doing on her blog about having people who care about her (lie) working behind the scenes (lie) and we'll all be sorry (lie).

Another Tumblr update, this time about a mysterious figure named "Sharon." Seems legit.
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So even though I specifically said no one cared about who she was blaming for reviving her thread she decided to name them anyway, and even worse it's not even a little interesting.
So not only is her writing terrible, but her reading comprehension is pretty low too.
Not that I'm surprised, this is the girl who only after needing skin grafts regrets rubbing shit in her wounds. Learning quickly is clearly not her forte.

Watch out though guys, she's going to get all of her friend after us once she asks the hosting service politely to take us down. Her friends and family can't care too much, really, I gave them my address and not a single one has shown up to visit me!


Also, on the off chance you're worried she's telling the truth:

I posted that dermatology comparison over a month after this thread was revived and after Kelly had already been banned.

Sharon Schnurr, the woman whose document that is, is a grandmother whose biggest concern is dogs barking after bedtime. No seriously.

She posted her documents herself back in 2012 to be shared as proof that she's stressed about dogs barking

She had to have someone else email her colourfully worded letter to the editor of the because she could not figure out how to do it herself.

The only thing anyone has to worry about when it comes to Sharon is that she may wear out the exclamation point on her keyboard or call us "frucking bietchs"
 
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Sharon Schnurr is a cow herself. Her obnoxious online antics go back to 1997. She's constantly clutching her pearls and attention-seeking over barking dogs and dog poop in her rural neighbourhood. Everyone thinks she's crazy here in the interior.

http://www.okanaganlakebc.ca/community/personal/westside_road/at_large_dogs_along_westside_road.htm

She's around two decades older than Kelly and almost as histrionic, so I can see Kelly latching onto her as a mother figure.

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Sure, Sharon. Everyone is bullying you.

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I'm not going to bother posting Kelly's current update because it can be summed up perfectly like this:

 
She posted new pics of her legs, in which you can see the skin grafts stapled to her flesh. Not for the faint of heart.
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Here's the caption:
GRAPHIC BUT NOT GRUESOME (pictures).❗❗ Spare your self the trauma and skip my post for now if you get squeamish...??? The skin graft looks amazing, so everyone is very pleased, especially ME! The vac has been put back on my lower legs for five more days, then the "home talk" will get serious! ? My donor sites are doing well too, but still the mind blowing pain. Ugg I had a long post written out, and I was feeling sharp and coherent. Obvious not, if I managed to lose the whole write up!? The mesh looking stuff is actually my skin! I thought it was a new dressing. So they slice the skin off then put it in a press which makes it look like this... Easier to stretch I think. I've been anxiously anticipating this exact moment (vid) for over six weeks, and now finally I can calm down. A huge weight has been lifted! Of course it's not "in the bag" yet, but it's definately at the till, ready to be bagged and brought home! Thanks for keeping up with me thus far... We are so close! I'm so happy I feel like I WANT a party.... Hmm maybe I just want cake! ?I'll check in tomorrow, so please ask questions if you have them... Also know I may not have all the answers! Take care everyone!???????? #imcominghome#skingraft #woundvac #wound #doctor#nurse #friends #fam #autoimmune#behcetsdisease ------ Again, the meshy part... I thought it was a dressing! Lol. Nope, that's my skin! Not 100% clear about it, so if you understand skin grafts, please do fill me in! ? ❗❗❓Guess the staple count!❓❗❗
 
Kelly is already setting the stage for her next Munchausen move-infected skin grafts or donor sites (or both)!

Great. This worthless whore is now spreading around MRSA from her self-inflicted medical conditions. I guess someone else has to die for this psycho's attention whoring.
 
She is so damn predictable. I knew she was going to harm her new skin grafts, but I thought she'd wait until she got home at least.
 
Lol I bet when she heard there was an infection nearby she got excited. When she says "I'm so scared" I bet what she really means is that she hopes they don't do too good a job cleaning the area up so she can go rub her wounds on it later when no one's looking.
 
Lol I bet when she heard there was an infection nearby she got excited. When she says "I'm so scared" I bet what she really means is that she hopes they don't do too good a job cleaning the area up so she can go rub her wounds on it later when no one's looking.

Yep, I can see her literally rubbing the curtain or whatever on her legs. I mean hell, at this point I wouldn’t be surprised if she even went as far as to snip a piece of the curtain or steal something left behind so that when she is finally discharged she can reinfect herself as she pleases.
I’m still placing bets on within a week of her going home her bloodletting and/or her “Becht’s” popping up on her arms, back, or thighs.
 
Yep, I can see her literally rubbing the curtain or whatever on her legs. I mean hell, at this point I wouldn’t be surprised if she even went as far as to snip a piece of the curtain or steal something left behind so that when she is finally discharged she can reinfect herself as she pleases.
I’m still placing bets on within a week of her going home her bloodletting and/or her “Becht’s” popping up on her arms, back, or thighs.
Won’t be her back because she can’t reach it to cause the injuries herself. I think her own sister pointed that out before on screencaps on Lolcow, but I’m not sure if that was a legit screenshot or not. Either way, it’s a damn good point.

ETA: Of course now that this has been pointed out she may go home and work extensively to cause injuries to her back to show us damn dirty trolls that she’s totally definitely not making it up.
 
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Great. This worthless whore is now spreading around MRSA from her self-inflicted medical conditions. I guess someone else has to die for this psycho's attention whoring.

This is just speculation, but I have sad feeling someone has already passed due to her hoarding of medical resources and doctor's time.
It's not just the blood, it's not just the time and energy of the nurses and doctors, it's the wasted tests due to her lies, it's her stealing that bed while someone else is sent home, it's the time her surgeries waste while some burn victim waits in agony, frig it's even the poor suicidal kid who is on the wait list for a psychiatrist while Kelly rambles about cults and mailing herself baggies of blood.

Fucking around with something as delicate as the healthcare system will always have repercussions and people like Kelly are always a negative influence rather than positive :(
 
Well, we all know a munchie’s favorite thing is to be a medical anomaly so I doubt something like logic, cleaning practices, or antibiotics will keep Kelly from contracting MRSA and hoarding a hospital bed for another six months.
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Well, we all know a munchie’s favorite thing is to be a medical anomaly so I doubt something like logic, cleaning practices, or antibiotics will keep Kelly from contracting MRSA and hoarding a hospital bed for another six months.
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She’s complained in a few other posts that she can’t wait to go home and be with her cat, so that’s the only reason I’d be a little surprised if she did something to keep her in the hospital even longer. That, and contracting common illnesses isn’t usually her MO. It’s easy for her to pretend that her crazy physical ailments are symptomatic of some rare disease that nobody has ever heard of. MRSA is a well-known condition, and the symptoms would be much harder for Kelly to manipulate via self-harm.

Then again, she could just be acting like she can’t wait to go home so that it’ll be more believable when she winds up with some crazy life-threatening complication. It’s hard to tell with her, cuz she’s clearly shown that she is willing to go to any length in order to get the attention she wants.
 
Kelly really does seem to have trouble understanding the tone and intention behind written words.
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I think it's obvious at this point that she has some sort of learning disability, but in the very brief interactions I've had with her, I find it extremely frustrating. It doesn't help that she's so insufferable and smug.

Are her and Gina identical twins?
If they are, it's incredibly neat to see how different they've turned out.

I'd like to dissect them both.
 
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She’s complained in a few other posts that she can’t wait to go home and be with her cat, so that’s the only reason I’d be a little surprised if she did something to keep her in the hospital even longer. That, and contracting common illnesses isn’t usually her MO. It’s easy for her to pretend that her crazy physical ailments are symptomatic of some rare disease that nobody has ever heard of. MRSA is a well-known condition, and the symptoms would be much harder for Kelly to manipulate via self-harm.

Then again, she could just be acting like she can’t wait to go home so that it’ll be more believable when she winds up with some crazy life-threatening complication. It’s hard to tell with her, cuz she’s clearly shown that she is willing to go to any length in order to get the attention she wants.

Good point. And for some reason my mind also just inmediately drifted to she’s “excited” to go home and see her cat so she can rub some poop and piss filled kitty litter in her wounds and cart herself off to another ER to be admitted and take up more valuable resources. You better believe those nurses HATE having her there and avoid a real bedside report so they can accurately report how batshit crazy she is where she can’t overhear.

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Good point. And for some reason my mind also just inmediately drifted to she’s “excited” to go home and see her cat so she can rub some poop and piss filled kitty litter in her wounds and cart herself off to another ER to be admitted and take up more valuable resources. You better believe those nurses HATE having her there and avoid a real bedside report so they can accurately report how batshit crazy she is where she can’t overhear.

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Yeah what she’s doing now seems like an extreme version of casually telling your coworkers you don’t feel well the day before you plan to call in sick.

She posted some old photos with this caption:
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And I guess people called her out for being a shitty person (finally):
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And of course she blames her disorder. Which one? Who knows.

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Damn her legs are fucked. It’s so odd seeing her older pictures because she seemed fit. Now she’s just looking like a patchwork monster. That’s the ultimate karma for all of her bullshit, I suppose.

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Pretty sure no one here told her to kill herself, we just want her to stop being a manipulative liar. And this is peak manipulation.

If three sites are documenting your Munchausen, go get psychiatric help and stop trying to lie for attention. Simple fix for a stupid problem. We know you can’t live without the attention kelly, so don’t bullshit your followers that you’ll actually leave just to get asspats begging you to stay.

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Pretty sure no one here told her to kill herself, we just want her to stop being a manipulative liar. And this is peak manipulation.

No one ruined her relationship with her sister except her and I’d bet it started way before lolcow wrote about her.

If three sites are documenting your Munchausen, go get psychiatric help and stop trying to lie for attention. Simple fix for a stupid problem. We know you can’t live without the attention kelly, so don’t bullshit your followers that you’ll actually leave just to get asspats begging you to stay.

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Just came to post this. She makes it sound as if people are just forcibly dragging her out in front of the world and putting all of her narcissism and manipulation on display. She literally cannot comprehend the idea of just taking a fucking break from social media. Her obsession with receiving attention 24/7 is honestly horrifying, lmao.

Also, the comments are hilarious. :story: People are telling her to call the police and take legal action. Someone suggested just blocking the h8erzzz but she said that would be too much work because she wouldn't know who to block and who to keep around. But more importantly, her twin commented on the photo. I wonder if she even realizes how much insane shit Kelly does in her name.
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Edit: Seriously, the comments are great. This girl claims that she found Kelly through "one of those hater sites" but then realized what a great person she is.
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Which KF user is this? Can we talk about those bangs? You ok gurl?
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