🤮 Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
lamp shade said:
She needs to be thinking about how grotesque her legs are going to end up. Skin grafting is an incredible medical treatment, but it most often looks horrendous. The skin just won’t align the same once transplanted. Not to mention, they moved her calf muscle to her shin in order to protect the bone. So that will be a huge lump. Most people only get grafts because they have to and are thankful that they had any options for healing. Then you have assholes like Kelly who did this to themselves for attention, but at least she will have to live with this decision for the rest of her sad life, long after anyone pays her any attention at all for it.
Click to expand...
I didn't know that about the calf muscle. I tried to Google variations of "moving calf muscle to protect shin" and came up with nothing but a woman in a support group speaking about how painful it was when her calf muscle was moved. Does anyone here know how that would work walking? Like will they move the muscle back when they perform the graft? Kelly, feel free to answer this. If nothing else, you're a font of information about weird or unusual medical procedures. This part of your treatment is very interesting.

It's hard to see how she could ever walk again with her calf muscle either entirely moved in front of her shin, or even halved between front and back. The upside for her is that the problems the scar tissue will cause her mobility combined with whatever rehab goes on with a relocated calf muscle will ensure she at least gets lots of attention in PT.

Jesus, the state of her.
 
Dog Prom 3D said:
I didn't know that about the calf muscle. I tried to Google variations of "moving calf muscle to protect shin" and came up with nothing but a woman in a support group speaking about how painful it was when her calf muscle was moved. Does anyone here know how that would work walking? Like will they move the muscle back when they perform the graft? Kelly, feel free to answer this. If nothing else, you're a font of information about weird or unusual medical procedures. This part of your treatment is very interesting.

It's hard to see how she could ever walk again with her calf muscle either entirely moved in front of her shin, or even halved between front and back. The upside for her is that the problems the scar tissue will cause her mobility combined with whatever rehab goes on with a relocated calf muscle will ensure she at least gets lots of attention in PT.

Jesus, the state of her.
Click to expand...
Addressing any part of her treatment directly is the attention she lives for. Medically interesting or not, Kelly is just going to lie about it like she does everything else. Best to not address her or give her an ounce of positive attention about it. She deserves no positivity or interest in her life for being such a manipulative twat.
 
Rabid Weasels said:
Did they actually like, divide the calf muscle in two and put some in the front and leave some in the back? How does the brain adjust to sending signals to it? It seems like if you tried to make a foot movement the two parts of the same muscle would cancel itself out? Super interesting medical creepiness.
Click to expand...
I'm not sure about this in particular, but what I do know is that it's possible to do a knee replacement by amputating the lower leg, rotating it, and attaching the foot backwards at the knee so the ankle serves as a new joint. Then all you need is a prosthetic lower leg to get around. I don't even know how you could walk when technically you're sending signals for one knee to move and one ankle? So if that's possible, anything is.

These things require a lot of physical therapy to correct, though. Maybe Kelly will post from PT sometime. If she isn't keeled over in pain because pt is hell.
 
Last edited by a moderator:
She would be way more interesting if she answered these questions instead of sockpuppeting and sperging about her rape fantasies on Tumblr.
 
I kind of like that she's hinting she has multiple accounts in here and I know it's giving her WAAAAY too much credit, but I'm kinda hoping that she thought we'd all start pointing the finger at each other and having a witch hunt to figure out who she could possibly be.

Which is retarded, since we all know she'll out herself sooner or later anyway by pretending to be Gina, or a doctor, or a friend, or an enemy etc etc, but I just can't help but find it super amusing to think of her just
rotting in a hospital, completely devoid of any real interactions, with her legs frankenstiened back together and her next desperate attempt at being Kewlona's Top Medical Mystery fully plotted (maybe she'll try something with her eyes next? Hopefully she's smart enough to lay off her legs for a bit after this close call), just rubbing her curling-ironed blistered fingers together and thinking Oh yes, this will show them!

Man, I'd love to talk to a nurse or doctor up there and find out just how sick of her they are, and how many lies they've caught her in. I'm going to have to ask around and see if any of my friends are still in the area.
 
SpaceAce said:
I kind of like that she's hinting she has multiple accounts in here and I know it's giving her WAAAAY too much credit, but I'm kinda hoping that she thought we'd all start pointing the finger at each other and having a witch hunt to figure out who she could possibly be.

Which is exceptional, since we all know she'll out herself sooner or later anyway by pretending to be Gina, or a doctor, or a friend, or an enemy etc etc, but I just can't help but find it super amusing to think of her just
rotting in a hospital, completely devoid of any real interactions, with her legs frankenstiened back together and her next desperate attempt at being Kewlona's Top Medical Mystery fully plotted (maybe she'll try something with her eyes next? Hopefully she's smart enough to lay off her legs for a bit after this close call), just rubbing her curling-ironed blistered fingers together and thinking Oh yes, this will show them!

Man, I'd love to talk to a nurse or doctor up there and find out just how sick of her they are, and how many lies they've caught her in. I'm going to have to ask around and see if any of my friends are still in the area.
Click to expand...
Yeah, she doesn’t have any active profiles. As spergy as she is, there is ZERO chance she wouldn’t get pissed and post something here to defend herself and her fake DID/Behcets/MS/anemia/whatever the fuck she’s claiming.

I agree, it was either an attempt to be like “haha I infiltrated the farms!” as if we honestly care if she shows up and chimps out, or it was to try to create a witch hunt. I think the former because she’s not smart enough to come up with a witch hunt scheme.
 
lamp shade said:
Yeah, she doesn’t have any active profiles. As spergy as she is, there is ZERO chance she wouldn’t get pissed and post something here to defend herself and her fake DID/Behcets/MS/anemia/whatever the fuck she’s claiming.

I agree, it was either an attempt to be like “haha I infiltrated the farms!” as if we honestly care if she shows up and chimps out, or it was to try to create a witch hunt. I think the former because she’s not smart enough to come up with a witch hunt scheme.
Click to expand...

I guess when the highlight of your day is picking at your scabs, creating a free account on a forum with no membership barriers counts as an achievement worth bragging about on your blog.

And oh man, I forgot she claimed to have MS for a while. I guess that went the way of the cult and the finger blisters when poop-legs struck the munchhausen bullseye.
 
Skin grafts hurt? They’re only cutting the surface of your thighs off and sewing it to your shins, come on. Why would that hurt?
681000
I wonder if the munchies ever say “damn I went too far this time.”
 
I think Kelly realized she went too far last summer.

681376


She must be on the good drugs right now.
 
Samsung said:
View attachment 681506

She has no shame.
Click to expand...
Interestingly, one of the most common symptoms of Behcets is sores in the mouth and another common one is sores on the genitals. Damn, Kelly is sooooo lucky that her Behcets only conveniently affects her legs. Craaazy that her legs went necrotic in exactly the same spot and the rest of her wounds healed up and haven’t resurfaced. What a lucky Behcets survivor.

I wonder if Kelly was always insufferable growing up? She had to be, this type of attention whoring doesn’t just spring up, but I wonder at what point she went the munchie route and started the injuries. ? I saw a munchie on Dr. Phil and hoooly shit in a perfect world someone would drag Kelly on there and just watch her struggle to keep up with the lies. It’s always a joy seeing them called out. They usually continue lying and eventually play stupid. I’d bet money kelly would suddenly revert to her totally real DID kid self and not understand what the big grown ups were saying. That sort of excuse seems to be a munchie escape tactic.

Of course this is all speculation. But Kelly is so damn predictable that I’d bet money on this scenario if she went on Dr. Phil or a similar show.
 
682674

For someone who's in sOoOoOOoooOO much pain, she certainly has plenty of time to ramble incoherently on Tumblr. I read this post 3 or 4 times and I'm still not entirely sure what she's talking about tbh. She should probably stick to posting dumb shit on her Instagram story whenever she's drugged up.
 
Gengar said:
View attachment 682674
For someone who's in sOoOoOOoooOO much pain, she certainly has plenty of time to ramble incoherently on Tumblr. I read this post 3 or 4 times and I'm still not entirely sure what she's talking about tbh. She should probably stick to posting dumb shit on her Instagram story whenever she's drugged up.
Click to expand...
I tried to decipher this and I think she's trying to say she wants to force an information overload on her thread here by enlisting a personal army(?) or that she wants to have a bunch of people keep an eye on this thread for her because it's too annoying for her to frequent (?) and thinks that Dani is the one who wrote about Gina on here(?)
I can't tell at all. I want what she's having.
 
It breaks my heart that her cat is likely being abused, but I can't help but think, "thank god she doesn't have kids." She'd kill any kids twice as fast as Schofield.

Hopefully we don't have to worry about that, because not even the most desperate dude will fuck her crazy ass. I can already imagine it -- all the attention of being pregnant for 9 months, then years of sympathy and more attention for having a super rare and difficult birth that almost kills mother and child.

Then she'd do something stupid like let the baby touch her open wounds. The kid wouldn't make it to age 3.

She's so blatant. Most people who actually cut, are addicts, are anorexic, etc. don't show it off. If you're really that sick, it's nothing to gloat or be chipper about, and you're trying not to get caught. It's embarrassing, and it's ruining your life, and people judge you for it. So unless you're a Tumblr malingerer/chronic illness snowflake, you don't talk about it constantly, because telling someone might cause people to intervene and try to save your stupid ass from yourself. That's an addict's/anorexic's worst fear: being exposed and unable to carry on getting away with it.

That's the difference between real mental illness and asspat addiction. People use self-harm to relieve stress. Kelly uses self-harm to get her attention fix. She may be an opiate addict too, but she's getting wayyyy higher on attention than she does on the pills. Pills aren't her desire; attention is what she's truly addicted to, IMO.
 
Emotional Prolapse said:
but I can't help but think, "thank god she doesn't have kids." She'd kill any kids twice as fast as Schofield...
Click to expand...

She's actually faked a pregnancy and miscarriage before so I'm not sure it's a route she'd ever purposly recycle for attention, and with her penchant for bleeding herself out for them sweet sweet transfusions I'm not even convinced she'd be patient enough to be able to carry a baby to term without accidentally (or otherwise) killing it.
Also it's SUPER possible this was another Kelly Medical Hoax (tm) but I remember mention a long while ago that her "mysterious" blood loss may have been from her uterus and the docs did some surgery there to try and get her to finally shut up and stop wasting their time? I could be remembering that totally wrong though, I admit.

Either way, yeah I don't think it'll ever be an actual worry, but I do agree that it would only be a matter of time before she went Casey Anthony on that baby so she could return to a life of making it all about herself.

Also:

2evvpd5.jpg


Dang Lamp, she is kind of obsessed with you.
 
SpaceAce said:
Also it's SUPER possible this was another Kelly Medical Hoax (tm) but I remember mention a long while ago that her "mysterious" blood loss may have been from her uterus and the docs did some surgery there to try and get her to finally shut up and stop wasting their time? I could be remembering that totally wrong though, I admit.
Click to expand...

Getting a full blown hysterectomy because you got your period sounds about right for her.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom