🤮 Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

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I have very little sympathy for Kelly because of how deeply she embellishes everything, and because of her chronic self-pitying refusal to get better. There are thousands of women who have been through the same or worse who live normal lives. She's been jerking off the tragedy of her teens for 20+ years now. [...] We laugh because her desperate attempts to conjure up sympathy for herself are completely transparent.
Yeah, that about sums it up for me. All things considered, some part of me believes that she's probably actually quite smart, at least in regards to her skills of manipulation and attention-seeking. I absolutely believe that the vast majority - if not all - of her rare and mysterious medical conditions are self-inflicted, and I think she knows that people are more likely to overlook this if she has a tragic back story.

I mean, I don't know about you guys, but imo it's absolutely not an accident that she chose to infect her legs. She's known for being passionate about dancing, and I think she was fully aware that her condition would be much more believable if she chose to infect the area of her body she uses for the thing she's most passionate about.

Given her psychiatric history, I think that if she were to have such a severe and unexplained injury anywhere else on her body, people would be more likely to assume that she did it to herself. But because she chose her legs, and poor Kelly is no longer able to do the thing she loves the most, it comes across as much more legitimate.
 
@Gengar told me to read this thread and I very much regret opening that first leg picture

I've seen some shit in my life but that was too much. I didn't think anything could be worse than Phil's rotting snatch but I guess I was proven wrong.
 
I am personally absolutely disgusted by the entry (now hidden by Tumblr's hair-trigger CP filter) where she tried to link her troubled teenage years to the Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women article she posted. Kelly is white as a god damn sheet, and I'm sure that kept her safe when she was working. Kidnap a white teenager and there's going to be fanfare. "Oh, she was just troubled. She was such a lovely person." Kidnap a Native girl and maybe no one will notice. It's fucked up and the fact that Kelly briefly tried to tie herself in with that shows how absolutely ignorant and selfish she is.

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So wait, where were her parents at this point? Or had she already worn out her welcome by 17 and they couldn't take her manipulation and lying anymore? I joined the crazy train after that saga.
 
So wait, where were her parents at this point? Or had she already worn out her welcome by 17 and they couldn't take her manipulation and lying anymore? I joined the crazy train after that saga.

Yeah, could someone give a tl;dr about this period of her life?
I always knew her as a munchie who just made the usual vague references of being abused but always thought she came from a stable middle class family.
I'm trying to catch up reading about her satanic/cult abuse, Paul, dog eating, child prostitution, etc. but everything is such a mess.
 
Yeah, could someone give a tl;dr about this period of her life?
I always knew her as a munchie who just made the usual vague references of being abused but always thought she came from a stable middle class family.
I'm trying to catch up reading about her satanic/cult abuse, Paul, dog eating, child prostitution, etc. but everything is such a mess.
And how does ballet tie into this? Those lessons aren't cheap and I assumed she got training as a child. I assumed mommy and daddy just didn't pay enough attention to their budding ballerina, but my guess I'm wrong now.(?)
 
She has very little communication with her parents. They are divorced, hence the different names between Kelly and Gina. Kelly goes by her mother’s last name, Gina goes by her father’s. I don’t know much about her family life, but I do recall that Kelly once showed a page of her journal where she said that her mother urinated on her as a child. Gina does not seem to interact much with their parents, either. Also worth mentioning, Kelly and Gina have a half-brother, as well.
 
To be perfectly fair, I don't think Kelly ever did claim that Gina was a prostitute. I do believe some of her prostitute narrative as there is enough evidence on her journal to prove that she did live that life, but just like everything else in Kelly's life, she's intertwined it with her absurd fantasy world.

Basically, I believe that Kelly was a prostitute in Regina.
I believe that she lived at the YWCA.
I believe that the police were not all that nice to her.
I believe that she had some problematic clients.
I believe that Gina was not a prostitute.
I believe that she was probably raped and beaten and ripped off. I believe she went through some horrible things.
I don't believe that she was forced to eat a dog.
I don't believe she is being stalked. I don't believe Paul is a real person, and if he is, I don't believe he's followed her from city to city.

I have very little sympathy for Kelly because of how deeply she embellishes everything, and because of her chronic self-pitying refusal to get better. There are thousands of women who have been through the same or worse who live normal lives. She's been jerking off the tragedy of her teens for 20+ years now. Her shitty life experiences are not why we laugh at her. We laugh because she makes up these ridiculous fucking stories and spergs out when she's called on them. We laugh because she's been caught and she continues to deny it, like a child with chocolate on her face blaming her baby brother for eating it. We laugh because her desperate attempts to conjure up sympathy for herself are completely transparent.

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I am personally absolutely disgusted by the entry (now hidden by Tumblr's hair-trigger CP filter) where she tried to link her troubled teenage years to the Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women article she posted. Kelly is white as a god damn sheet, and I'm sure that kept her safe when she was working. Kidnap a white teenager and there's going to be fanfare. "Oh, she was just troubled. She was such a lovely person." Kidnap a Native girl and maybe no one will notice. It's fucked up and the fact that Kelly briefly tried to tie herself in with that shows how absolutely ignorant and selfish she is.

Sorry yeah it's possible I misinterpreted the photo caption ( Me after a good night of hooking when me Gina went to the Ramada Hotel) as her suggesting they were both hooking. Not sure why you'd write any of that on a Polaroid anyway, but dropping strange hints/flexes so that people inquire further is something she does frequently.

I personally disagree with your assessment of what is probably true and what isn't, but I'm probably just bias towards everything she says being a lie or at the very least an exaggeration. It doesn't mean you're wrong, just that I'm skeptical.

Like her trying to insert herself in the "Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women article" (I would LOVE to see that screencap if you have it, I don't remember it specifically) I wouldn't be shocked if she was making the sex worker claims just to make her life sound more exciting and any pictures otherwise could very easily have a completely innocent context that she replaced with another woe is me narrative.
That Polaroid could be her big earning after selling herself, or it could be her first paycheque from a normal teenage job, or with how washed out it is, it could be a really sick monopoly win.
I'm not saying it is or isn't any of those things, just that the only context we have is the word of a proven liar.

As for her journal, I take that as proof of nothing. I'm pretty sure she posted a page where the doctor's told her she had brain lesions too, so I take it all with a grain of salt.

Yeah, could someone give a tl;dr about this period of her life?
I always knew her as a munchie who just made the usual vague references of being abused but always thought she came from a stable middle class family.
I'm trying to catch up reading about her satanic/cult abuse, Paul, dog eating, child prostitution, etc. but everything is such a mess.

That's kinda the problem with giving a TL;DR, it's all a big, messy, constantly shifting narrative that's as coherent as it is believable.
She did a "storytime with Kelly" on her instagram where I think she laid out her latest version, but last I checked that was private or dead or something and so this is a bit cobbled together but I think it is like so:

Parents divorced and each took one twin
Went on birth control at 13 to control "blood levels"
She failed grade 7 (sometimes she says it was on purpose to be out of the same class as Gina, sometimes she says it was "subconscious" due to the anxiety of their sibling rivalry)
Dropped out in grade 10
Was a prostitute at 15 living in the YWCAm one of her johns was one of her teachers
At 17 was in Catholic school
Was expelled for distracting other students with her injuries (<- my eyes can't roll hard enough at this one)
Met pimp/cult member Paul and was tortured, ate a dog
Failed to get G.E.D
Was in psych ward for 2 years with PTSD from Paul/Cult
Was placed in the forensic unit under super high security to keep her safe from the cult
Started ballet at 19 (I guess while in the ward? This one doesn't line up well) and was better than anyone else who had even done since baby
Was in a group home for addiction/mental health for 3 years (not sure where this one is placed)
Diagnoised with D.I.D in group home
Got G.E.D
Worked at Macdonalds (fired)
Worked in a hotel (fired)
Did a little college, quit to be a full time victim


I can't remember everything she's claimed but a few choice examples are MS, lyme disease, an aborted lie where something was wrong with her mouth, bechets (the leg picking), mysterious anemia that intrigues all, strange blisters on her hands, pain pill addiction, her tooth just "fell out", brain lesions, in E.R for allergic recation (allergin never revealed), Dystonia, D.I.D/multiple personalities, she and gina have a secret language, can't pee, she was hacked, 'roid rage, was sent a bag of blood in the mail, pregnancy, claimed to need a lung transplant (and Gina wouldn't give her one!), fibroids (the fave of the month a while back amongst munchies and overweight lolcows looking for excuses and being part of a dog-eating cult.
Oh, and also she poisoned her cat.
No sorry, he got mysterious sick too, just like her!

One fun thing to remember is that no narrative is permanent. This betchts disease thing started out as bruises and cigarette burns that "Paul" gave her during the cult storyline. It's always flowing and changing to fit whatever she wants you to think in that moment

And how does ballet tie into this? Those lessons aren't cheap and I assumed she got training as a child. I assumed mommy and daddy just didn't pay enough attention to their budding ballerina, but my guess I'm wrong now.(?)

Yeah I have no idea. She was claiming psych ward/cult/prostitute around that time so how that got paid for is currently a mystery to me at least.

She has very little communication with her parents. They are divorced, hence the different names between Kelly and Gina. Kelly goes by her mother’s last name, Gina goes by her father’s. I don’t know much about her family life, but I do recall that Kelly once showed a page of her journal where she said that her mother urinated on her as a child. Gina does not seem to interact much with their parents, either. Also worth mentioning, Kelly and Gina have a half-brother, as well.

I think at one point Kelly claimed to have even more siblings than that, but I won't lie, I can't remember it properly.
As I mentioned above, that journal seems to be as full of blatant lies as her blogs so I wouldn't treat it as gospel.
 
Now that's Kelly's legs are starting to resemble healing human skin instead of charred hotdogs, she's had to reach back into her munchie vault of horrors to generate her daily quota of asspats. Today's topic: her battle with self-harm :*(

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Sorry yeah it's possible I misinterpreted the photo caption ( Me after a good night of hooking when me Gina went to the Ramada Hotel) as her suggesting they were both hooking. Not sure why you'd write any of that on a Polaroid anyway, but dropping strange hints/flexes so that people inquire further is something she does frequently.

I personally disagree with your assessment of what is probably true and what isn't, but I'm probably just bias towards everything she says being a lie or at the very least an exaggeration. It doesn't mean you're wrong, just that I'm skeptical.

Like her trying to insert herself in the "Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women article" (I would LOVE to see that screencap if you have it, I don't remember it specifically) I wouldn't be shocked if she was making the sex worker claims just to make her life sound more exciting and any pictures otherwise could very easily have a completely innocent context that she replaced with another woe is me narrative.
That Polaroid could be her big earning after selling herself, or it could be her first paycheque from a normal teenage job, or with how washed out it is, it could be a really sick monopoly win.
I'm not saying it is or isn't any of those things, just that the only context we have is the word of a proven liar.

As for her journal, I take that as proof of nothing. I'm pretty sure she posted a page where the doctor's told her she had brain lesions too, so I take it all with a grain of salt.



That's kinda the problem with giving a TL;DR, it's all a big, messy, constantly shifting narrative that's as coherent as it is believable.
She did a "storytime with Kelly" on her instagram where I think she laid out her latest version, but last I checked that was private or dead or something and so this is a bit cobbled together but I think it is like so:

Parents divorced and each took one twin
Went on birth control at 13 to control "blood levels"
She failed grade 7 (sometimes she says it was on purpose to be out of the same class as Gina, sometimes she says it was "subconscious" due to the anxiety of their sibling rivalry)
Dropped out in grade 10
Was a prostitute at 15 living in the YWCAm one of her johns was one of her teachers
At 17 was in Catholic school
Was expelled for distracting other students with her injuries (<- my eyes can't roll hard enough at this one)
Met pimp/cult member Paul and was tortured, ate a dog
Failed to get G.E.D
Was in psych ward for 2 years with PTSD from Paul/Cult
Was placed in the forensic unit under super high security to keep her safe from the cult
Started ballet at 19 (I guess while in the ward? This one doesn't line up well) and was better than anyone else who had even done since baby
Was in a group home for addiction/mental health for 3 years (not sure where this one is placed)
Diagnoised with D.I.D in group home
Got G.E.D
Worked at Macdonalds (fired)
Worked in a hotel (fired)
Did a little college, quit to be a full time victim


I can't remember everything she's claimed but a few choice examples are MS, lyme disease, an aborted lie where something was wrong with her mouth, bechets (the leg picking), mysterious anemia that intrigues all, strange blisters on her hands, pain pill addiction, her tooth just "fell out", brain lesions, in E.R for allergic recation (allergin never revealed), Dystonia, D.I.D/multiple personalities, she and gina have a secret language, can't pee, she was hacked, 'roid rage, was sent a bag of blood in the mail, pregnancy, claimed to need a lung transplant (and Gina wouldn't give her one!), fibroids (the fave of the month a while back amongst munchies and overweight lolcows looking for excuses and being part of a dog-eating cult.
Oh, and also she poisoned her cat.
No sorry, he got mysterious sick too, just like her!

One fun thing to remember is that no narrative is permanent. This betchts disease thing started out as bruises and cigarette burns that "Paul" gave her during the cult storyline. It's always flowing and changing to fit whatever she wants you to think in that moment



Yeah I have no idea. She was claiming psych ward/cult/prostitute around that time so how that got paid for is currently a mystery to me at least.



I think at one point Kelly claimed to have even more siblings than that, but I won't lie, I can't remember it properly.
As I mentioned above, that journal seems to be as full of blatant lies as her blogs so I wouldn't treat it as gospel.
Yeah, I don’t actually believe anything she says. I’m sure there’s some hints of truth in there somewhere, but she’s been proven time and time again to lie about everything. She’s cried wolf her whole life, which is probably why everyone just got fed up and bounced.

I think the self harm bit was another stunt. Her description looks like she ripped it right off of tumblr and taking photos like that tells me it was purely another attention grab. It’s clear she’s got seriously psychiatric issues, but her motivation for doing it is pretty obvious at this point.
 
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Oh boy, powerlevel time!

McDonalds allowed me to work when my face was visibly fucked up from a motorcycle accident.
They're not going to fire someone for having a black eye.
 
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Oh boy, powerlevel time!

McDonalds allowed me to work when my face was visibly fucked up from a motorcycle accident.
They're not going to fire someone for having a black eye.
Aye it's illegal to not hire someone/fire someone due to illness. A black eye will heal, they wouldn't get rid of you just for that.
 
She is real mad at the internet that she was caught in all of her lies and called out on it. The good news is that if you search her name on google this thread pops up immediately. Hopefully anyone she tries to bullshit in the future will take the time to google her.
 
Now that's Kelly's legs are starting to resemble healing human skin instead of charred hotdogs, she's had to reach back into her munchie vault of horrors to generate her daily quota of asspats. Today's topic: her battle with self-harm :*(

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lol is this pic supposed to be her? it's so warped and it's also the only pic of her I've seen where she doesn't look chunky or straight up fat.
 
lol is this pic supposed to be her? it's so warped and it's also the only pic of her I've seen where she doesn't look chunky or straight up fat.
It is her, she used to be extremely thin and claims an eating disorder. It may be the one disorder she was honest about, though she could have been starving herself for the attention too.
 
It is her, she used to be extremely thin and claims an eating disorder. It may be the one disorder she was honest about, though she could have been starving herself for the attention too.
she doesn't look underweight to me in this picture, just normal. Not saying she didn't have one, it's easy to starve yourself compared to what she does to her legs.

Also her blog is no longer hidden from guests, and she deleted the "gina is with you </3" post.
 
Also her blog is no longer hidden from guests, and she deleted the "gina is with you </3" post.
It didn’t get her the sympathy she wanted so she deleted it and went back to trying to tell us off.

I don’t know who she’s trying to convince with her insistence that people like her, she’s a good person, or that her story is real. There’s 34 pages of evidence here that outline her shitty behavior and god knows how many on lolcow. I think she’s going into crisis mode because so many people don’t believe her anymore, though kelly is known for chimping out so this is probably just another revolution in her continuous cycle of crazy.
 
How much control does Kelly has over her lies, do you think? Do you think she's even capable of telling the truth if she wanted?

She goes to great lengths to fabricate stories about completely ridiculous events, like being chased around the grocery store by underage farmers, being hand-delivered a port needle, receiving a bag of human/bovine blood ("Human DNA? How sick."), and having her garden flooded on camera, and then there's always some silly reason she can't prove it.
 
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