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Oh Phil is Asian nowIt's not even straight. God job, doc.
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Oh Phil is Asian nowIt's not even straight. God job, doc.
I keep staring at it... and it makes less sense the longer I look at it.
Did he get a doctor to get SRS or a butcher, because I can't tell the fucking difference.
It looks like a vagina only in the crudest, most rudimentary way, and the kind of vagina it most closely resembles is one attached someone in their 70's who has lived a life having to turn tricks with rough trade to get by. In other words: it looks almost like a vag that has been used, abused, and poorly taken care of for seven decades...but just barely. I guess it's pretty fitting that a man covered in ugly, amateurish tattoos should have a man hole that also looks ugly and amateurish.
Imagine the shock and horror for the poor drunk virgin who face that Cthulhu abomination.Personally, I think it looks like a really bad Donner Kebab, the kind you buy at 2 am from an iffy Kebab place on the way home from a questionable night out that you wake up with after using it as a pillow when you've crawled over the threshold.
The kind that uses that offensively bright coloured mayonnaise, and chilli sauce that tastes more like diesel than food, where Food Safety wasn't just an afterthought it wasn't even a thought.
Here is an example for the uninitiated:
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And trust me a truly horrific Donner Kebab, is a sight to behold that's just the first example I could find that even come close.
Imagine the shock and horror for the poor drunk virgin who face that Cthulhu abomination.
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I'm pretty sure Toren isn't a virgin #analripsImagine the shock and horror for the poor drunk virgin who face that Cthulhu abomination.
Now Phil has it in his autistic head that he gets attention when he posts pics of his fauxgina, we're going to get a lot more of these.
Except eventually we're going to get bored. Well, unless the decay takes a particularly interesting turn.Is he wrong? Now that he's chopped his cock off, his only avenue for attention is to post disgusting pictures of it to the only audience who gives a shit about watching his deterioration into septic death. That's us.
Expect an endless series of this shit from this vomit inducing digusting pig filth.
Imagine the shock and horror for the poor drunk virgin who face that Cthulhu abomination.
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I have no sympathy. However drunk they were, they would have had to see the face of this potato first. Anyone willing to fuck a potato is in no position to complain about a fetid corpse hole.
Here's my own contribution to the thread eye bleach. This is Odin, my new puppy.
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Looks like a great Dog mate, what breed is he?
I’m not sure why he’d mutilate a part of his body that was for show anyway.