Join the US Military, Cracker…Please

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Pssst…hey flyover white boy, I’m a military recruiter. I’ve got for you the opportunity of a lifetime.

How would you like to see the Ukraine this time of year?

Maybe Iran?

Ever wonder what it’s like to be beheaded? Not in Afghanistan, but by fellow soldiers right at home on Fort Bragg!

The benefits of joining the armed forces are vast. Once you sign that dotted line, you give up your First Amendment rights to an Affirmative Action general who reserves the right to watch your social media for any patriotic sentiment or pride in your (and only your) race.

Accidentally follow your conscience? Stand up for your values? Get court martialed and live your life as a felon. And if there’s a war, you’re in luck. When you die the man watching every breath you take for “hate speech” will enjoy a bump to his weapons contractor stocks.

You might be from West Virginia or Wisconsin, but you will have the privilege of being told you are privileged by the same wonderful, well-credentialed and brilliant wealthy Manhattan Jews who make all of your country’s foreign policy decisions.

Did you like the gay innuendo in Top Gun? We will pay for your sex change and then promote you in rank for your courage!

But the best part? You might not even have to leave home for long. Remember when you played soldier with the other kids in your little farm town? Now you’ll get to play for real when we order you to shoot at the people you grew up with for holding the beliefs you share.

Sure, Washington oversees an empire that hates you for your race, but think of the upside. Who is going to protect the morbidly obese incoherent Crayon box of people and cultures while they sit at home and game? Who is going to defend the illegal aliens pouring over the border and state-backed black criminals? How are the bankers and plutocrats going to buy their daughter a party house in Boca if there’s nobody to defend their profits?

Who but YOU is going to defend a status quo that openly discriminates against you in every facet of life for who you are?

Do the patriotic thing and get on your knees, cracker.

Join the US military… please
 
Ironically you actually bring up another good counter point. After WW2 the Truman administration did a study on returning veterans reincorporating into society - there was a big fear of mass unemployment and homelessness but due to the war dividend that never came. Finding that most of their issues were quickly resolved, they began focusing just on black veterans and blacks Americans. What they found was that across most US cities: black Americans were actually outperforming their white counterparts. Higher incomes, higher home ownership rates, less delinquent families, etc. The problem was that most blacks were concentrated in the south, most were still share cropping, they didn’t even have plumbing or refrigeration. The question on helping the blacks was almost entirely on “how to fix the south”. The early civil rights legislation actually ONLY applied to southern states. After all the north had no reason for it.

The Civil Rights era did not help these middle class black communities across the country. Together with the great society, welfare, section 8, slumlord real estate developers, the great migration, the CIA importing crack cocaine, no fault divorce, globalization and opening up China, this era destroyed the black middle class. Today we don’t really have a black middle class to speak of at all. The millennials and zoomers just mix into the generic diversity / globohomo class along with the rest of us.
Sorry, no, I'm not about to kill or call for my black friend to be evicted. I know that's your end goal. It always is.
 
If you are a nigger and join the army, you will make E6 in under six years even if you're a fat tub of lard who can't even pass the PT test. It's been that way even before this woke shit.
I saw some of the most incompetent black people promoted ahead of white people.

And having sat in on promotion discussions, apparently being black is more important than working.
 
Is it "you'll get out of Leavenworth once you're in a box" screwed, or is there something worse they threaten you with?
In my case, fine and time behind bars.

As an aside, Hanssen, Aldrich Ames, Pollard, the Walkers, Manning ,Winner and their ilk deserved every bit of punishment they got. They not only betrayed our country, but in some cases people died due to their actions. We have men and women working 24/7/365 to gather the info these fucks so blithely sold/gave away, and that's all I can say.
 
Sorry, no, I'm not about to kill or call for my black friend to be evicted. I know that's your end goal. It always is.
Yeah I understand there are extremists on both sides. On one side you have a few trolls on autistic furry gossip forums and on the other they occupy the elite halls of academia, media, big tech, Wall Street, the military, and intelligence communities. So it’s basically the same thing.
 
Yeah I understand there are extremists on both sides. On one side you have a few trolls on autistic furry gossip forums and on the other they occupy the elite halls of academia, media, big tech, Wall Street, the military, and intelligence communities. So it’s basically the same thing.
They treat me better than you shitheels do. And they don't demand I murder my friend or try to get him exiled. So they got that going for them.

See, as good as you lot are at pointing out the bullshit of the other side, you really fail at convincing me that I should sign on with yours considering you'll fuck over people I care about.
 
They treat me better than you shitheels do. And they don't demand I murder my friend or try to get him exiled. So they got that going for them.

See, as good as you lot are at pointing out the bullshit of the other side, you really fail at convincing me that I should sign on with yours considering you'll fuck over people I care about.
You've made up your mind.

So I don't give a shit now about convincing you about anything.
 
You've made up your mind.

So I don't give a shit now about convincing you about anything.
Did you ever? Repeat, signing on with your side means fucking over people I actually in the real world meatspace care about. I ain't fucking over people I care about.

Not a hard concept.
 
they don't demand I murder my friend or try to get him exiled. So they got that going for them
With all due respect nobody here knows what the fuck you are talking about and you are shitting up two different threads now with this anecdote as though it was relevant. Your exchange of insults with random internet trolls does not have the slightest impact on the reality the rest of us are experiencing.
 
With all due respect nobody here knows what the fuck you are talking about

@The Foxtrot told me that the man I've been a neighbor with for over 10 years, have attended many cookouts, street events and helped/been helped with yard work is actually plotting to kill me and every other white person in the neighborhood. @SSj_Ness tells me he needs to be kicked out of the country. That's what.

I like him. I don't intend to fuck him over like people demand I do.
and you are shitting up two different threads now with this anecdote as though it was relevant. Your exchange of insults with random internet trolls does not have the slightest impact on the reality the rest of us are experiencing.
Who says they're trolls?

And guess what; your shit doesn't impact my reality either. At least for right now.
 
It's Fort Bragg. The only place worse than Bragg is Hood, the only thing worse than Hood is your current duty station.

Bragg's always been known as a shithole where the 82nd and the fucking snake eaters run around and act like retards. But I don't remember hearing about THAT much fuckups.

Of course, you can point to lower standards, or just that it's fucking Bragg.

It is true, though, and has been for a long time, that for a lot of jobs/units, you're safer in country than back in garrison.

Lots of MOS's and duty stations, and sometimes the shit you get up to, requires the equivalent of an NDA after you get out. Some of them are pretty fucking tight.

I had about three days worth the exit briefings.


Not outright. I don't know about now, but it was strongly inferred that you might suffer a car accident.
I thought the worst was Fort Polk?
 
And guess what; your shit doesn't impact my reality either. At least for right now.
You asked me a question. I answered.

You didn’t like that answer, you started stuttering about this random insult exchange that nobody else cares about.

Goodbye.
 
You asked me a question. I answered.

You didn’t like that answer, you started stuttering about this random insult exchange that nobody else cares about.

Goodbye.
All I did was just save time and cut to the endgame. Have a nice life then.
 
They treat me better than you shitheels do. And they don't demand I murder my friend or try to get him exiled. So they got that going for them.

See, as good as you lot are at pointing out the bullshit of the other side, you really fail at convincing me that I should sign on with yours considering you'll fuck over people I care about.
The fuck are you even talking about?
 
The fuck are you even talking about?
Just cutting to the chase with certain people's rhetoric. Around here, it always comes down to "Get rid of the non whites". Always. I was just bored with beating around the bush.

And also explaining that I wasn't going to fuck over and ruin the life of a friend of mine because internet strangers said it has to be done to save the country or something like that.
 
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