JelloApocalypse / Brendan Blaber - Fart Fetishist Anime Youtuber

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So how come this thread is in the Multimedia section as opposed to the lolcows page?
Because the OP made a mistake putting it here, just like he made a mistake calling Jello a fart fetishist. I think it belongs in the Lolcows page too. There also used to be a branch of the Lolcow page that was exclusively for anime, IIRC.
 
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See, it's not enough to just answer the question. He needs to add those tags under it to be absolutely clear on what his opinion is.

Also...

Considering he's streaming Danganronpa 2 right now, and will likely stream V3 eventually, the answer is:
  • Because he wants to show how progressive he is by putting up with terrible writing for the sake of trans people. Feel sorry for how much suffering he's going through, all for the sake of the trans folks. #TransRights.
  • Because people are wrong and stupid for liking things he doesn't like, so he needs to rally up his friends and fans to collectively make fun of people for liking things he doesn't like, and nitpick every little detail to prove to those people why they're objectively wrong.
  • Because he needs to show people that he's a better writer, artist, and voice actor than those talentless Japanese hacks. Screw Japan for having different tastes and perspectives than the West, right?
This need to show how good you are by doing something really grates me. All he had to say was "my views still haven't changed" but noooooo, he had to talk about it being a torture and how most people wouldn't watch 5 seasons of a show they don't like.
 
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See, it's not enough to just answer the question. He needs to add those tags under it to be absolutely clear on what his opinion is.

Also...

Considering he's streaming Danganronpa 2 right now, and will likely stream V3 eventually, the answer is:
  • Because he wants to show how progressive he is by putting up with terrible writing for the sake of trans people. Feel sorry for how much suffering he's going through, all for the sake of the trans folks. #TransRights.
  • Because people are wrong and stupid for liking things he doesn't like, so he needs to rally up his friends and fans to collectively make fun of people for liking things he doesn't like, and nitpick every little detail to prove to those people why they're objectively wrong.
  • Because he needs to show people that he's a better writer, artist, and voice actor than those talentless Japanese hacks. Screw Japan for having different tastes and perspectives than the West, right?

>I dont know what people want me to say

People want you to say YES OR NO, not to yap your life story. Idk what to expect people to ask.

The irony of telling them to move on when just casually asking about it sends Jello into a "what do you want from me?!" rant as if he's an abuse victim.
 
>I dont know what people want me to say

People want you to say YES OR NO, not to yap your life story. Idk what to expect people to ask.

The irony of telling them to move on when just casually asking about it sends Jello into a "what do you want from me?!" rant as if he's an abuse victim.
You know, Mary Shelley, author of Frankenstein, had the same problem with her husband. The original version of the book was very easy to read and felt truly like a story by a man telling someone what happened in his life. Then, her husband wrote a second version of the book that was filled to the brim with purple prose. He had that writer thing where they overcomplicate things and stretch everything and make books unreadable. Just showing how many words he knows and how much better writer he is than his wife (he really isn't). I think Jello is a lot like that man, just a pretentious prick that takes fifty words to say things you can say with ten.
 
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>I dont know what people want me to say

People want you to say YES OR NO, not to yap your life story. Idk what to expect people to ask.

The irony of telling them to move on when just casually asking about it sends Jello into a "what do you want from me?!" rant as if he's an abuse victim.
You know, Mary Shelley, author of Frankenstein, had the same problem with her husband. The original version of the book was very easy to read and felt truly like a story by a man telling someone what happened in his life. Then, her husband wrote a second version of the book that was filled to the brim with purple prose. He had that writer thing where they overcomplicate things and stretch everything and make books unreadable. Just showing how many words he knows and how much better writer he is than his wife (he really isn't). I think Jello is a lot like that man, just a pretentious prick that take fifty words to say things you can say with ten.
It depends. Generally speaking, yes. He will live up to his name and start Blabing about things because he feels "passionate" about things, or because he's "optimistic" about things being better

There are cases where he'll give a short answer because he wants to be funny, or to his credit, even he realizes that he can't stretch everything into a paragraph.
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And then there are times when it's obvious he WANTS to say something, but realizes that doing so would get him in trouble
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No "It looks interesting, maybe I'll check it out later", and no "It looks stupid. Horror movies are stupid, I'm so cool, etc"

He knows he can get away being an asshole about Adventure Time because it was made by a heartless, soulless studio, so he can claim to be "smart" or "different" about not liking it big name slop, and people would support him. He knows he can't get away with pissing on something that spearheads anti-Hollywood agenda that was also touched by Markiplier.

Oh, also...
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Makes you wonder what he would say if he didn't have the "ALL AI IS BAD" excuse...
 
It depends. Generally speaking, yes. He will live up to his name and start Blabing about things because he feels "passionate" about things, or because he's "optimistic" about things being better

There are cases where he'll give a short answer because he wants to be funny, or to his credit, even he realizes that he can't stretch everything into a paragraph.
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And then there are times when it's obvious he WANTS to say something, but realizes that doing so would get him in trouble
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No "It looks interesting, maybe I'll check it out later", and no "It looks stupid. Horror movies are stupid, I'm so cool, etc"

He knows he can get away being an asshole about Adventure Time because it was made by a heartless, soulless studio, so he can claim to be "smart" or "different" about not liking it big name slop, and people would support him. He knows he can't get away with pissing on something that spearheads anti-Hollywood agenda that was also touched by Markiplier.

Oh, also...
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Makes you wonder what he would say if he didn't have the "ALL AI IS BAD" excuse...
Still, he doesn't stretch everything but he does speak more than he really should very often and gets himself in trouble.

Nigger maybe try playing something you like for once?
He cannot make content with those as he will not mock it.

He definitely thinks he's way smarter than he actually is.
Truly. It is those that are the dumbest.
 
I'm sorry, Fuyuhiko. If it has JelloApocalypse and Friends(tm) in it, then it will absolutely be something fucking stupid
 
I previously made a post about Jello being Polysexual. Turns out I was fucking wrong. He is, in fact, Polyamorous
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I apologize for my mistake. I should've known that when it comes to Jello, hypocrisy is an absolute constant.
Of course the guy who wouldn't shut up about things he finds "problematic" and refuses to hear out other people's explanation on why it's actually okay, is also the guy who insists on being accepted for having a fucking threeway.
 
How long before he gets jealous of his "bf" and "gf" start smashing without him?
That is the thing about polygamous intimacy. Eventually, you find out that you like one more than the others. Chemistry, interests, anything really. I doubt that anyone would choose Jello as their one-and-only when there are far more pleasant options.
 
That is the thing about polygamous intimacy. Eventually, you find out that you like one more than the others. Chemistry, interests, anything really. I doubt that anyone would choose Jello as their one-and-only when there are far more pleasant options.
Pretty much.
 
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Looking at this reminded me of something I read a long time ago. It was some guy shouting some progressive rhetoric for the sake of coming off as supportive, without putting in the actual effort to care.


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If i learned anything about polyamory on the farms, it's that people on it have a very high chance of being either

1-A very horny sexual predator / desperate person looking to participate in any orgy they can find
2-Someone who fucking loves the idea of cheating without consequences but gets jealous when others do
3-Only actually want to fuck one person but you want to manipulate/pressure the other one(s)

I wonder if we'll ever find out if Jello is one of those.
 
If i learned anything about polyamory on the farms, it's that people on it have a very high chance of being either

1-A very horny sexual predator / desperate person looking to participate in any orgy they can find
2-Someone who fucking loves the idea of cheating without consequences but gets jealous when others do
3-Only actually want to fuck one person but you want to manipulate/pressure the other one(s)

I wonder if we'll ever find out if Jello is one of those.
4-They might not have decided who they want to bang the most so they playtest

I should also add this: Dynamic. What is the dynamic? Between those two? Between the other two? Or these three? Or these other three? The more people you add into a relationship, the more you have to consider the different dynamics between people. Getting two people to get along through thick and thin is hard enough as it is. Add a third and you get real issues. By the fourth, you might as well wait for the murders.
 
I should also add this: Dynamic. What is the dynamic? Between those two? Between the other two? Or these three? Or these other three? The more people you add into a relationship, the more you have to consider the different dynamics between people. Getting two people to get along through thick and thin is hard enough as it is. Add a third and you get real issues. By the fourth, you might as well wait for the murders.
In media, whenever a writer wants to quickly establish that two characters love each other, but are too lazy to write the relationship from the beginning, they just have them act awkward, blush, or say/think mushy stuff about the other person. It's especially prevalent in LGBTQ relationships where they want to establish a character as gay as fast as they can, so they have them act nervous around people of the same gender, and call it a day. It's a very flat portrayal of "Love" that boils it down to acting mushy and wanting to have sex.

Seeing as how Jello is a Tumblr child, of course his views on real life romances are like this. Can't have things like "conflict" or "uncertain feelings", only psychopaths like Risa Koizumi have those . His "Coming out as Poly" is likely just him looking at two of his friends and asking to himself "Do I like them?" and "Do I want to fuck them?" then saying yes to both.
 
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