JelloApocalypse / Brendan Blaber - Fart Fetishist Anime Youtuber

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In media, whenever a writer wants to quickly establish that two characters love each other, but are too lazy to write the relationship from the beginning, they just have them act awkward, blush, or say/think mushy stuff about the other person. It's especially prevalent in LGBTQ relationships where they want to establish a character as gay as fast as they can, so they have them act nervous around people of the same gender, and call it a day. It's a very flat portrayal of "Love" that boils it down to acting mushy and wanting to have sex.
It is worth mentioning that it is somewhat accurate to real life love. People are awkward at the start. However, we get over it as time goes on and we interact with each other. Writers tend to forget it and keep the dynamic for far too long. They might be too shy to confess but they should speak normally otherwise. Just look at Miraculous Ladybug. The shyness was kept for many seasons and was not helped by the fact that they kept their identity hidden from each other which prevented them from having good alibis.

Seeing as how Jello is a Tumblr child, of course his views on real life romances are like this. Can't have things like "conflict" or "uncertain feelings", only psychopaths like Risa Koizumi have those . His "Coming out as Poly" is likely just him looking at two of his friends and asking to himself "Do I like them?" and "Do I want to fuck them?" then saying yes to both.
I think he is just a normal psychopath who really does not care all that much for those things. He does things that seem right and tries to fight anyone who disagrees with him without considering different perspectives. He likely overpowers his lovers in the relationship with his personality. Eventually, they will get sick of it and leave.

Like most prominent leftists?
Not necessarily leftists. Anyone who thinks themselves an intellectual and believes that smart writing is when you try to shame the readers with your ability to read a thesaurus fits the bill.
 
He is, in fact, Polyamorous
Bisexual men being the most insufferable, perverted narcissists in the entire existence of human kind: more news at 11!

How long before he gets jealous of his "bf" and "gf" start smashing without him?
This would imply he wouldn't happily rub one out on the cuck chair, and be the one who asked them to smash in front of him in the first place. I can see him as the control freak type in any relationship, with the other two being retarded doormats who just nod along with anything mr. big youtuber says.

I should also add this: Dynamic. What is the dynamic? Between those two?
Lmao why would it even matter. If I was Jello I would pull a typical narc rhetoric about their haters being obsessed with their sex life (despite being the ones who bring it up in the first place). Being poly is a major red flag, and this might sound harsh, but I do believe everyone involved in this nutto polycule should die.

"Do I like them?" and "Do I want to fuck them?" then saying yes to both.
This is a big thing with hypersexual lolcows (most of which are the yuricuck agp variety, very interesting). They are so deep in, they view basically any person they have a semi ok relationship as a potential fuck buddy. Pretty unhealthy, if you ask me.
 
This would imply he wouldn't happily rub one out on the cuck chair, and be the one who asked them to smash in front of him in the first place. I can see him as the control freak type in any relationship, with the other two being retarded doormats who just nod along with anything mr. big youtuber says.
He is probably too narcicistic too find true pleasure in this. He has to be the main man. Guys like that do not share the spotlight.

Lmao why would it even matter. If I was Jello I would pull a typical narc rhetoric about their haters being obsessed with their sex life (despite being the ones who bring it up in the first place). Being poly is a major red flag, and this might sound harsh, but I do believe everyone involved in this nutto polycule should die.
What I am saying is that if you want a poly relationship, you have to consider the dynamic. You cannot expect that others will like every partner equally.
 
Apparently, Jello has a Letterboxd page where he reviews movies


There's a lot of shit here.
But I'm gonna focus on a few of these that have a common thread between them. See if you can guess what it is

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Also, this one is just ridiculous
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Setting aside that highlighted line, the second Phineas and Ferb movie and the second Spongebob movie aren't great, let alone perfect.

But worse than the Emoji movie?!?!
 
Apparently, Jello has a Letterboxd page where he reviews movies


There's a lot of shit here.
But I'm gonna focus on a few of these that have a common thread between them. See if you can guess what it is

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"Yikes Yikes Yikes". Definite alphabet cult guy.
 
Apparently, Jello has a Letterboxd page where he reviews movies
There was a thread on 4chan in September 2024 that dumped a bunch of his Letterboxd opinions.

Here's one of the most prominent to note:
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Dumbfuck admitting he just stole the plot of a Pokemon movie to use for his web series.

If his Patreon blogs are to be believed, he doesn't even pay attention to most of the movies he watches. He puts them on in the background while he does something else.
 

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There was a thread on 4chan in September 2024 that dumped a bunch of his Letterboxd opinions.

Here's one of the most prominent to note:
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Dumbfuck admitting he just stole the plot of a Pokemon movie to use for his web series.

If his Patreon blogs are to be believed, he doesn't even pay attention to most of the movies he watches. He puts them on in the background while he does something else.
My guess is that this is how he reviews everything. In his OP video, he made claims that are easy to debunk. He must really not want to do his homework.
 
Apparently, Jello has a Letterboxd page where he reviews movies


There's a lot of shit here.
But I'm gonna focus on a few of these that have a common thread between them. See if you can guess what it is

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"How can we understand a joke about a mime speaking when we haven't established that the mime doesn't usually speak?"
 
Apparently, Jello has a Letterboxd page where he reviews movies


There's a lot of shit here.
But I'm gonna focus on a few of these that have a common thread between them. See if you can guess what it is

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God, this really does explain why his "This is Basically" videos age as badly as they did.
Not only does Jello barely understand the surface-level elements of the film he watches, but what makes it even worse is how he constantly gets details wrong.
Just take a look at this review of his for The Wild Robot.

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Aside from both films focusing on a robot, the films have barely anything to do with each other.
WALL-E is about a robot cleaning up garbage in the post-apocalyptic Earth until he meets up with EVE, a robot from the Axiom who is trying to find proof that Earth is capable of producing plant life again. During that time, the two grew to develop a romantic bond.
As a result, Wall-E gets dragged into an adventure that leads him to discover the survivors of Earth stuck aboard the spacecraft, the Axiom, and the effect of living in comfort for years.

The Wild Robot is more about Roz, a robot designed to serve humans and their every need, who is now stuck in the woods, confused about what to do. She reprograms herself to understand the wildlife.
By accident, Roz ends up caring for baby Goose, whom she names Brightbill, and as he grows, she acts as his surrogate parent.
Also, a little thing to explain to Jello as to why most of the animals don't take kindly to Roz, because, shockingly, she's a robot.
Most of the animals have never seen a robot, thus they rightly freak out. It's only until Roz helps the animals that they start to grow more comfortable with her.

If anything, the closest comparison to The Wild Robot would be Leafie, A Hen into the Wild, and that only because it has a similar plot of someone acting as a surrogate mother having to take care of a child who's not of birth but has to do so due to the tragic loss of the parents.
I have no idea why Jello decided to compare The Wild Robot to fricken Wall-E, other than the fact that they both have robots.

And of course, he shit taste when it comes to watching movies, mostly praising them for appealing to his ideology.
He even enjoys Rian Johnson films, like Knives Out, a "Mystery" movie that actively has to cheat to solve its own mystery, including liking the Barbie Movie, the film that bitch about the patriarchy. Yet it ultimately makes the males like Ken far more likable.

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Its so on brand for Jelly boy to be in love with pseudointellectual garbage pumped out by Rian Johnson. And of course he thought Barbie was fucking "high=concept".
 
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See, it's not enough to just answer the question. He needs to add those tags under it to be absolutely clear on what his opinion is.

Also...

Considering he's streaming Danganronpa 2 right now, and will likely stream V3 eventually, the answer is:
  • Because he wants to show how progressive he is by putting up with terrible writing for the sake of trans people. Feel sorry for how much suffering he's going through, all for the sake of the trans folks. #TransRights.
  • Because people are wrong and stupid for liking things he doesn't like, so he needs to rally up his friends and fans to collectively make fun of people for liking things he doesn't like, and nitpick every little detail to prove to those people why they're objectively wrong.
  • Because he needs to show people that he's a better writer, artist, and voice actor than those talentless Japanese hacks. Screw Japan for having different tastes and perspectives than the West, right?
yeah, my guess is he's going to fucking hate V3 until the very end. then he'll suck its cock.
 
Apparently, Jello has a Letterboxd page where he reviews movies


There's a lot of shit here.
But I'm gonna focus on a few of these that have a common thread between them. See if you can guess what it is

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blabbermouth.png jesus. at least have enough tact that you don't "jokingly" plug your garbage series in your contrarian reviews. once is embarrassing enough.
 
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His brain being so popculture brainrotted that he assumes everything must be ripping off his favourites (a trait i see in multiple self proclaimed autistic cartoon reviewers...), like insisting wild robot is a wall-e ripoff because "it has a robot and is about nature", puss in the boots only merit is ripping off spiderverse animation and minions 4 is "incredibles 2 at home" or whatever the fuck.

>I love this movie but why did they make Coraline such a bitch?

Is Jello on "the spectrum"? Is he autistic? Between this, other comments and "Cool character but why did they make him racist", can Jello genuinely not comprehend how human nature and writing works? Does he know that people usually have logical reasons to be the way they are? That maybe there is a point in there that you're supposed to think about?

Does Jelloo watch Iron Man and say "Why did they make Tony Stark a hero when he sold weapons? I don't get it!"
It's like he can't grasp why a good person can ever be mean regardless of context, it just makes no sense and the writer is bad. He is probably one of those people who think "they made killmonger evil at the end of the movie for no reason!"

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Oh... Of course...
 
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It's said that an e-celeb's community is based on what kind of guy the e-celeb is.
What does it say about Jello, that supposedly most of his fans are tumblr squirts that are into trans furries/scalies?
 
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