🐮 Lolcow Jeffrey Leibowitz / Not Dead Yet

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Those pigs could just call up some local conservation place and make the snakes their problems. Most aren't native so they do pose a danger unfortunately, they will either have to be in captivity or put down. The best case scenario is the snakes being donated to some reptile zoo that's responsible.

If anyone's not aware, shows such as Border Security occasionally show the seizure of exotic animals people try to smuggle out of Australia. I've seen reptiles going to Sweden and Japan. They're shoved in socks with cable ties and imprisoned in tupperware boxes without any food or water, and then sent through the mail where boxes are tossed around and sometimes crushed.
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These were caught in the wild because several had ticks on them, which is another biosecurity issue because whoever's importing them is introducing yet another potentially alien critter into their country.
Naturally, animals occasionally finds themselves on ships and gets introduced to other areas due to human transport. It's usually criminals trying to smuggle them. Whacky critters from Australia are supposedly very sought after by retards who can't just stick to weird animals native to their countries.

Either way hope he dies. :)
Australia does on the rare occasion allow the legal export of its native animals. I have 3 captive bred Queensland whistling tarantulas (Selenocosmia crassipes) that are the descendants of legally imported tarantulas brought into the country in 2006.
 
The antivenom he eventually got is insanely rare in the US. This retard got antivenom that should have gone to someone who worked at a zoo of some sort. Hope this pretend macho retard doesn't try getting into powerful dog breeds like cane corso and rottweiler. He seems like the kind of person that dreams of having such a dog because they want to be badass.
This guy shouldn't be allowed to own any pets ever again even a golden retriever or a cat
 
Australia does on the rare occasion allow the legal export of its native animals. I have 3 captive bred Queensland whistling tarantulas (Selenocosmia crassipes) that are the descendants of legally imported tarantulas brought into the country in 2006.
Why would you even want our Tarantulas? They suck. They are even more nothing compared to snakes since 80% of the time they are just hiding in their hole and the rest they kinda just dont do anything besides stick a few legs out or maybe walk around a bit.

My Phlogius Rock died this year, I got it when it was smaller than a jellybean in 2019 and it was so shit it was scared of food and wouldn't eat unless I prekilled something and put it right outside its nest, literally one of the biggest species of Tarantula scared of food.
Cool pet.
 
Why would you even want our Tarantulas? They suck. They are even more nothing compared to snakes since 80% of the time they are just hiding in their hole and the rest they kinda just dont do anything besides stick a few legs out or maybe walk around a bit.

My Phlogius Rock died this year, I got it when it was smaller than a jellybean in 2019 and it was so shit it was scared of food and wouldn't eat unless I prekilled something and put it right outside its nest, literally one of the biggest species of Tarantula scared of food.
Cool pet.
Because I always wanted to keep an Australian species especially them and I got all 3 at a really good price compared to what they used to be. Mine are still spiderlings but spend a good amount of their time out of their burrows chilling in the open. I actually see them out more often than my Curly Hair. Plus I'm the type of person that keeps trapdoor spiders so it's not like I mind them hiding for a bit.
 
The antivenom he eventually got is insanely rare in the US. This retard got antivenom that should have gone to someone who worked at a zoo of some sort. Hope this pretend macho retard doesn't try getting into powerful dog breeds like cane corso and rottweiler. He seems like the kind of person that dreams of having such a dog because they want to be badass.
Don't forget it's something like 5 grand a vial, and you need several of them. Wonder how happy his insurance will be, assuming he has any.
 
How did this moron get his hands on an inland taipan, anyway? They're Australian, and they're the most venomous snake on the planet. You're not allowed to export any live native animal out of Australia to have as a pet, save for a few parrots (budgies, sulphur-crested cockatoos, cockatiels, etc.). I can't fathom how this would ever make it through customs.
You can buy fertilized eggs.

If he's on a respirator and his kidneys already shut down he's about as seriously envenomed as he can possibly get. There's just not much it can do to finish him off if he's already on life support in a hospital, unless his heart completely gives out.
He's practically dead. Even with antivenom you suffer permanent damage from venom and some damage from antivenom as well. He'll be on a dialysis for a while before he gets infection and rots inside out.
 
Venomous snake hoarder catfiiiiiight
https://youtube.com/watch?v=K6HdA0nzvNQ
Damn, he says that a vial of Australian antivenom is up to $3500 per vial and it's rumored that Jeff used 9 vials or $31500 worth of antivenom for being a fucking idiot.
the guy is better than leibowitz but he also seems like a retard that's going to get bit some day the way those things lunge at him every time he opens the boxes. at least he says he will buy some antivenom for himself, in the future. has a cobra that spits venom in his face every time he changes its water.
 
the guy is better than leibowitz but he also seems like a retard that's going to get bit some day the way those things lunge at him every time he opens the boxes. at least he says he will buy some antivenom for himself, in the future. has a cobra that spits venom in his face every time he changes its water.
Gets bit
"Damn I was totally going to buy that anti-venom tomorrow I swear"
 
He may have told her to leave when it was obvious he was fucked, but he screamed for her to come out of the tent and help him beforehand. Hardly the actions of a man who wants to protect his woman.

She did help him though, by bonking the bear over the head with a metal frying pan. Woman had courage.

Edit: Im a tard that forgot to add the quote that I meant to reply to, and now I can't. Jeezus.
 
Christ what a roller coaster this thread was. Is there an actual update on him currently? I'm gonna have kidney beans for dinner tonight in solidarity with the taipan.
 
He compares getting the serval out of the tub to negotiating with Hamas, lolol.

Well, to give him just a small amount of credit, the larger the cat, the less they listen to humans. Servals, in particular, are known for not listening to humans. I have actually seen a "pet" serval throw a hissy fit (literally) because she was hot and tired, and wouldn't move from where she was lying down unless her human carried her into the house and presented her with food and water, like a spoiled princess.

I find that once cats hit a certain size, seems to be around ~70 lbs (so large Canadian Lynx size), they stop listening to people entirely and now only tolerate human presence. The last level seems to be between ~150-200 lbs, which is when they realize they are as big as we are, or bigger, and now we potentially end up on the menu, with the larger the cat, the more likely that is to happen.

I say this from having worked with larger cats to a limited extent when I was interning for experience when applying to a "big animal" focused veterinary program (pardon my powerlevel).

Interestingly enough sometimes it seems like they're peoplewatching on me while I'm going about some tasks outside.

That is actually likely true. From the more recent understanding of Corvid brain structures, it has been learned that for a very long time we have vastly underestimated how intelligent they are as a result of not understanding now their brains were organized.

Humans tends to stack functional groupings of higher order process circuits horizontally, so you can think of it as a "wide" distribution. As a result of this, we generally always classified animal neural anatomy and intelligence according to how similar it was to our brain/the brains of other members of the great apes since this is the predominant neural structuring in mammals.

However, we have discovered this is not appropriate for how advanced birds structure their brains. It was discovered that the functional groupings of higher order process circuits for their brains are vertical, in column like structures, so a "tall" distribution. This actually allows them to pack much more circuitry in a much smaller space, so they get much more neural processing power out of their smaller neural volume compared to a comparable brain in a mammal. As such, people have vastly underestimated how intelligent the advanced birds are. It is now believed based on behavioral testing and modern neuroanatomical and neurophysiological modeling that the Corvids are at least as intelligent as a 4-5 year old child.
 
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I'm not some snake genius who can identify every snake in the world, anytime I see something smaller than a python I murder it.
King Snakes won't even bite people. It's not part of their defense instinct. You can literally just pick them up, hold them for a minute, and let them on their way to do snake things.

You're probably trolling but in the event you're not then you're a Nick Rekieta level of small animal killing psycho.
 
Maybe some owl autist can go and ID those birds. How many aren't native to Japan, thus likely imported illegally? Edit: the species was actually presented above each owl like some kind of fucking dog tag, how sick and soulless.
The video doesn't show the names very well so I could only read a handful and some I identified myself.

A lot of them seem to be pallid scops owls, they range from middle east to central asia and aren't native to japan

I see some barn owls there because of fucking course. Not native to japan, but pretty widespread across the globe

Burrowing owls too, which is interesting. They are strictly north/south american owls. How did they make through a 10+ hour flight from here to japan, who knows.

Indian scops owl, tropical screech owl, Little owl, not from japan either.
I think none of these owls are japanese, but I don't want to watch the whole thing to confirm.
 
It's probably bullshit but they make it to be some kind of big money hustle selling it to tourists. It's on Amazon prime video in USA at least
I'm late as FUCK here but psychopharma is one of my favorite subjects. It's very real. It's actually quite common across many different drugs (you've probably heard of the frogs that are becoming slowly endangered because people use them to harvest DMT)
 
That actually upsets me to think this retard could get kidneys over someone else.
I doubt he will, but this makes me MATI thinking he's even possibly eligible for it.
Cancer patients who are half dead aren't exactly on top on top of list, third world medical clinic and black market organs are an options.

I wouldn't worry however this fat retard won't recover after surgery or immune suppressant medication.
 
Anyway,
Chandler and his council of fags ( idk who any of these ppl are xcept Chandler ) weigh in on the Jeff situation.
Haven't watched it yet but I'm sure it's very insightful.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pOaN5jDvgcI
23 seconds in he forgets what year 9/11 was. This seems to be the average IQ of the exotic reptile crowd.
 
Oh a pig got bit too, boohoo. Those snakes were kept in Tupperware boxes. Those pigs could have easily stacked them up and drove them to some state ran environmental agency instead of a stop by at a doughnut shop and then arresting Tyrone for a gram of weed
The county tried to re-home the snakes but
>they had visible signs of neglect and disease
No zoo was going to risk taking them, the county isnt going to keep them or give them to another herp hording idiot and risk a wrongful death case. You're asking the county animal control to diffuse 14 different bombs with no instructions.

No cop or animal control officer deserves death over a retard keeping hot snakes (poorly) and free handling himself to kidney death. The animals didn't deserve death but Jeff was the one to hand down that sentence.

If you want to bitch at someone go drop some comments on Jeff's videos since there is a shocking amount of reinforcement by enabling retards in his comment section.

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Also here is a new update for Jeff who doesn't really seem concerned with his 14 dead snakes but is feeling optimistic about his YT fame as he caught the bite on camera! Wow Jeff super awesome, focus on getting better fiend!

https://youtu.be/5QeVIMj3gio?si=46xRpiac1KMyBv9R
 
I may have just not dug enough here or elsewhere but I haven't really seen anyone give a valuable reason why we just let retards own deadly animals like this.

Do we get like a few future researchers and antivenom experts or something from a private keeper pipeline? Or is the only "value" just a freedom argument
 
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