🐮 Lolcow Jack David Sickenberger / The Cunning Condor - Prudish, Nosy, and Pretentious Cartoonist who Hates WHORES and makes REAL ART

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I hate to be that guy but when people declare they are a "cartoonist" or an "animator" with no formal education on the matter it bothers me in ways you couldn't possibly understand. It's even worse when the work is very amateur. I know I already gave the kid a run around but the worst excuse you can have is "muh style". The worst.
 
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Oh Condor

You so cunning
 
So what we have here is an lolcow troll-shielding himself. He gets 15 pages before leaving in a huff because of reasons. Once he calms down and gets hungry for attention he comes back under a new account to try and win our respect again, which quickly turns into him being a pretentious douchebag to everyone who tries to give him constructive criticism. After that effort crashed and burned he returned with his verified account and immediately distanced himself from the even more hated "troll" account, ready to once again avoid our most pertinent questions.

Good luck on your 3rd attempt to make a positive impression here, Condor. Please don't abuse any windows if it doesn't work out. Sit down and have some tea instead.
 
@Cunning Connor, this is what I think about your attempt to blame your stupid postings on someone else.

 
Azazel said:
So what we have here is an lolcow troll-shielding himself. He gets 15 pages before leaving in a huff because of reasons. Once he calms down and gets hungry for attention he comes back under a new account to try and win our respect again, which quickly turns into him being a pretentious douchebag to everyone who tries to give him constructive criticism. After that effort crashed and burned he returned with his verified account and immediately distanced himself from the even more hated "troll" account, ready to once again avoid our most pertinent questions.

Good luck on your 3rd attempt to make a positive impression here, Condor. Please don't abuse any windows if it doesn't work out. Sit down and have some tea instead.
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Considering how he acts like he's smarter than everyone else, I'm not surprised he thought he could get away with it.
 
DrChristianTroy said:
What in the hell happened here?
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tl;dr Condor came back but it was just "Cunning Condor" instead of "The Cunning Condor" and lead us all to believe that it was an entirely different person.

Until Katsu checked their IPs and determined Condor was just being a fag.
 
Coster said:
tl;dr Condor came back but it was just "Cunning Condor" instead of "The Cunning Condor" and lead us all to believe that it was an entirely different person.

Until Katsu checked their IPs and determined Condor was just being a fag.
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It makes me hopeful. About humanity. You know? Like, that Condor had so much faith in himself that if he just TRIED HARD ENOUGH, he'd beat the system. It gives me hope for the will of mankind. All the lolcows do, in a way.
 
Coster said:
tl;dr Condor came back but it was just "Cunning Condor" instead of "The Cunning Condor" and lead us all to believe that it was an entirely different person.

Until Katsu checked their IPs and determined Condor was just being a fag.
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Aahhhhhh I knew it.

@The Cunning Condor / @Cunning Condor, you're a pathetic faggot. You will not live this down.
 
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It's hilarious imagining this guy frantically logging in and out of these accounts just so he could carry a full conversation with himself, all the while fooling pretty much no one.
 
Holy shit, this thread is amazing.
John Freeman said:
WAIT
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@The Cunning Condor i made your comic actually funny
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I just noticed that, for a character who supposedly isn't intended to be sexualized, this character gets drawn in the arched-back fuck-me pose a lot. All she really needs are those awkward tiptoe feet you get when a guy can't draw women not wearing high heels.

Also, her arms appear to retract when she gets mad. Look at those little stubs!
 
Globe said:
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It's hilarious imagining this guy frantically logging in and out of these accounts just so he could carry a full conversation with himself, all the while fooling pretty much no one.
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I knew it was him because one of them were logged on at a time while replying immediately. Like, It'd be "The Cunning Condor" is online while "Cunning Condor" is offline and then immediately switch when a reply came. Like. Dude. Who do you think you're fooling.
 
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Sorry to who? Us? For what? If anything, he ought to be sorry to himself for the embarrassment. I have no idea what his endgame was supposed to be this time around.

Also I swear to god condor when (not if) you come back here, just drop the sexuality thing. NOBODY CARES
 
DirtbagDeluxe said:
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Sorry to who? Us? For what? If anything, he ought to be sorry to himself for the embarrassment. I have no idea what his endgame was supposed to be this time around.

Also I swear to god condor when (not if) you come back here, just drop the sexuality thing. NOBODY CARES
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Condor's only sorry that he got caught.
 
Ouch. Yikes this happening. :( Disappointing.

I will still give that copy of the Animator's Survival Kit to you, Condor, but if as you said under your Arschlochname you are not comfortable being sent something not sure how to.
If when I am online you wanted to make a 10 Minute Email Account then have me send it to that email so you do not need to give away your actual daily use Email that would be fine. Or if you wanted I could pay for it on your Amazon wish list if you have this. Amazon has it out of it's stock right now but I do have a digital version I can send right away. I do think it will help change your Beliefs on why classical training is important to all different styles of drawing.

I see you said Tracy Butler is one of your favorite artists. I knew her back in the 1990s on Yerf! She really is a wonderful Person and Artist. Her 1990s furry art was lovely, it had an Animelike style in the faces, then she moved into detailed realism and humans only, now she has her famous cartoon like series. She did a lot of breaking out of her comfort zone and hard discipline practices to get where she is now, close to twenty years since her first art postings online.

In some way I hope you do not come back again because being here seems to make you act poorly. However you can message me. (I am not on as much but will check Alerts, I am trying to improve my English and post less.)
 
What a fucking pleb. Where to even begin?

I guess I should start off by saying he didn't fool me for a second. What a lot of my fellow Kiwis interpreted as polite I found condescending. In the beginning, it seemed like he was talking to you guys like you were kids trying to get your art on the fridge. Of course, Kiwis don't take no shit so that didn't last when he failed to wow us. Anyway, on to the quotes I just can't help but reply to. Pay attention, @The Cunning Condor, ya fucking spastic.

Cunning Condor said:
You didn't do a damn thing. It takes much longer than that to go through the process. Not to mention the numerous steps to decoding some stuff too. The fact that you responded in less than an hour or two just proves that you're BSing.
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It takes less than five minutes to hide a file in an image. It doesn't take very long to pull one out, either, you ignorant wretch. Also, if you knew even the bare-bones basics of steno work you'd know why your "art" being .jpgs makes me cringe. 0/10, don't explain shit you don't understand.

Cunning Condor said:
Find my social security number for me, will ya?
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Looks at collection of hacking tools...

Not gonna lie, I'm really tempted to.
 
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