🐮 Lolcow Jack David Sickenberger / The Cunning Condor - Prudish, Nosy, and Pretentious Cartoonist who Hates WHORES and makes REAL ART

[The Joker]

Yes, okay? I was a little "unsure" around that time, okay? Okay?

Okay?

That's fine little man, a bunch of people are unsure. Just don't rage when someone questions you. That's how you become a cow.

 

[The Cunning Condor]

It's late, a buncha weird shit went down... I'm tired, dazed and confused for so long it's not true. I'm gonna go to bed. I hope to see y'all crazy cats tomorrow.

Hopefully I won't find like 8 other fucking accounts. : |

 

[Overchek]

I KNEW that the real Condor wouldn't know the first thing about steganography!







I'm sad now.

 

[Lurker]

It's late, a buncha weird shit went down... I'm tired, dazed and confused for so long it's not true. I'm gonna go to bed. I hope to see y'all crazy cats tomorrow.

Hopefully I won't find like 8 other fucking accounts. : |

Way to not answer peoples' questions.

 

[John Furrman]

 

[The Cunning Condor]

I KNEW that the real Condor wouldn't know the first thing about steganography!







I'm sad now.

I do... but uh... why do you know that?

How did THEY know that??

WHAAAA??

 

[Lurker]

I'm just a little sensitive about it right now.

That's still no excuse to be a sperg about it.

 

[The Cunning Condor]

Can I go to bed now?

 

[DirtbagDeluxe]

Someone (dont care to remember who) tried to pry at my sexual identity and it irritated me.

I'm the one who posted a screencap where you listed yourself as 'male', since you were being weird and dodgy about someone else off-handedly calling you a Nice Guy.

Show me where I pried at your sexual identity or gave any indication I gave a fuck

 

[The Joker]

I'm just a little sensitive about it right now.

It's alright, I was the same way in high school and the taunting was so bad that someone scratched "faggot" on my locker. People suck but you can't rage over it. Then you become a show.

 

[The Cunning Condor]

Yeah.

DarkSydePhil is on this place. Lulz.

 

[Bound2]

Unsure about what? Whether you'd identify as a man or not?

Sorry, I'm having a bit of trouble understanding here.

I personally don't care about your sexual identity. I'm just trying to understand and you seem to be being willfully obtuse about it.

 

[Lurker]

I remember when he said he was going to bed, and yet he insists on staying up.

 

[The Cunning Condor]

You're right, actually. Goodnight, lovelies!

 

[John Furrman]

You're right, actually. Goodnight, lovelies!

WAIT

@The Cunning Condor i made your comic actually funny

 

[Bound2]

Someone needs to edit that Naked People drawing to reflect SheCameForCWC.

 

[Crisseh]

You know, I almost fell for him seeming cool the first few pages. Then it went downhill so fast!

@Cunning Condor, they have an old adage. You can say whatever you want, as long it has tact.

There are a few lolcows that have actually through sheer coolness and understanding, had their threads locked and banished. You decided to go the other route. Shame really.

Sure some might of come at you wrong, but you could of been the bigger person. None of this will work out for you in the end.

 

[Puranjin]

How did I miss this?

I love it, before yesterday this thread only had 18 pages.

Like most lollies, seems like Condor is suffering from attention deprivation. Mutualism at its finest.

 

[John Furrman]

uh oh @Cunning Condor. He's got your number.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Oh, man, what the fuck happened to this thread? Well, whatever. I drew some porn. Undead beefcake giantess berserker porn. Because reasons.
(Sorry this is really shitty, I did it pretty quickly & I'm kinda ashamed to post this, especially after @Meowthkip, @Valiant, & @Coster made beautiful draws. If anyone knows any good tutorials on shading/light sources/coloring/blood effects, I would appreciate it v much if you could send them my way. :3 I desperately need to lern2color&anatomy.)

Spoiler: big bloody gazongas NSFW

Dis be my Promethean: The Created character, Mathilde. She wears lipstick & nail polish because she is a girly berserker.
I may or may not play berserkers all the time in D&D. FRENZIED BERSERKER ALL THE TIME NO EXCEPTIONS