🐮 Lolcow Jack David Sickenberger / The Cunning Condor - Prudish, Nosy, and Pretentious Cartoonist who Hates WHORES and makes REAL ART

[John Furrman]

I try not to. I'm a cartoonist. :p

There is a guy who drew inflation porn at one point who still shares that same delusion. John chestham or something

 

[Bound2]

If you're the real Condor and your "friend" was FakeCondor, tell us about him.

How do you know him? What's his deal? That kinda thing.

 

[The Cunning Condor]

Why do you hate porn so much?

You don't know?

Basically, I just find people who make it downright creepy and generally untalented. Not to mention they've threatened me many times in the past..

If you're the real Condor and your "friend" was FakeCondor, tell us about him.

How do you know him? What's his deal? That kinda thing.

I don't know who the fuck that was. Evidently some jackass named izzyyoung. They skyped me a few minutes ago.

 

[Lurker]

You don't know?

Basically, I just find people who make it downright creepy and generally untalented. Not to mention they've threatened me many times in the past..

So basically you're jealous because you're a pathetic, talentless hack?

 

[The Cunning Condor]

So basically you're jealous because you're a pathetic, talentless hack?

You're a rude dude.... : (

 

[Lurker]

You're a rude dude.... : (

And you're an asspie.

 

[The Cunning Condor]

Geez what's with this guy. Beers for every1 but you. You seem edgy in the wedgie.

 

[Bound2]

Okay, so if you are the real Condor, care to explain leaving the last time?

You said it was because we "insulted your sexuality" on one of your blogs. But I don't remember anyone ever doing that.

 

[Scribbler]

You're a rude dude.... : (

Says the one who calls people who draw what they consider porn to be "creepy and untalented".

Seriously, quit being a dick to porn artists.

 

[The Cunning Condor]

Says the one who calls people who draw what they consider porn to be "creepy and untalented".

Seriously, quit being a dick to porn artists.

But they started it. : (

No really they did tho. They started attacking me, telling e to kill myself just for not liking porn and stuff like that. Mean stuff. Mean stuff.

 

[Lurker]

But they started it. : (

No really they did tho. They started attacking me, telling e to kill myself just for not liking porn and stuff like that. Mean stuff. Mean stuff.

No one told you to kill yourself. That's something they told your "friend". Unless you just admitted that you actually made a new account to impersonate.... yourself.

Wow.

 

[The Joker]

Someone (dont care to remember who) tried to pry at my sexual identity and it irritated me.

Welcome to the internet. There is always going to be someone like that.

 

[The Cunning Condor]

No I'm talking about on other sites. People here seemed generally cool. Off, but... eh. I don't care.

 

[Bound2]

Someone (dont care to remember who) tried to pry at my sexual identity and it irritated me.

The post where someone screenshotted your DA profile which listed your gender as male?

 

[Lurker]

No I'm talking about on other sites. People here seemed generally cool. Off, but... eh. I don't care.

Please, tell me more about your internet hardships. Tell me more about people telling you your art is subpar and you getting butthurt because of that.

 

[The Cunning Condor]

Please, tell me more about your internet hardships. Tell me more about people telling you your art is subpar and you getting butthurt because of that.

I don't know you but I don't think you like me...

See that's y u get nu beer.

 

[Lurker]

Can we not?

Let's. So are you gay, bro? It's okay. There are a lot of gay people on these forums. We're accepting of everyone. C:

 

[Bound2]

Can we not?

Not what?

All I'm asking is if that was the post that you interpreted as "prying into your sexual identity".

 

[Lurker]

Yes, okay? I was a little "unsure" around that time, okay? Okay?

Okay?

You sound remarkably self-conscious about your sexual identity. Why is that, Condor? Enlighten us.

 

[Bound2]

Yes, okay? I was a little "unsure" around that time, okay? Okay?

Okay?

Unsure about what? Whether you'd identify as a man or not?

Sorry, I'm having a bit of trouble understanding here.