🐮 Lolcow Jack David Sickenberger / The Cunning Condor - Prudish, Nosy, and Pretentious Cartoonist who Hates WHORES and makes REAL ART

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Take 2.

Now if us dipshits could get our act together and quit jerkin off to my drawings, we could get an actual conversation down without having to rely on trashing accounts due to a difference in opinion.

Question #1. Go. I'm all ears.

Coster said:
So I took the time to remake one of Condor's shitty drawings because I wanted to remake it.

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Took about 20-25 minutes from start to finish.
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You did it incorrectly. I want you to tell me what you did wrong.

Segue said:
I think there's still tons of time for him to change. Buuut like you said he's probably just gonna end up being Dobby 2.0: Now with more misogyny! *sigh*

So I went and saw if I could find anything beyond his Sega forums profile. I went on the internet archive website to see if I could get some captures of his profile before he was banned but I unfortunately came up short. Unsurprisingly, his old art topic on the Sonic Stadium is either his art or him complaining that nobody is paying attention to his art.

Chris is one of the Sonic Stadium forum's two admins. He finally got sick of Condor's shit after he spent days spouting depression and hate rhetoric.

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This next one is nothing special, but I just think its hilarious because of how ironic it is.

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I posted "im done" to refer to an old drawing of Shadow the hedgehog I finished up. After asking Chris his opinion on it, poof. I wanted to be vague in the status because I wanted people to ask "with what" or whatever.

the United post was an experiment. S0LV0 passed. I was actually quite happy.

Next.
 
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Segue said:
In hindsight I probably should have included most of this stuff in the OP. I'm thinking of editing it to include more info and just to structure it better. unlike his artwork's anatomy lol

Anyway, heres some interesting bits from his profile on SEGA's official forums.

This was has profile description. Its probably one of the most emo things he's written.
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Here's him reinforcing that unlike those dang dirty art hookers, he only chooses to draw butts & the like for humorous effect. (Note, the context of this post was people saying "booty" over and over and making butt jokes)
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Apparently he likes to create his own fictional world in his head to escape to.
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This next one is interesting because he's telling someone off for not respecting opinions. But if you've been paying attention to this thread...uuhhh.
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I can find more if ya guys want.
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Your obsession over me and my internet posts leads me to believe you have little to no interesting hobbies. I recommend tennis. 'T's a hell of a lot better than stalking some strnager on the web. Makes ya look like a creep. Y'know?

Meowthkip said:
Do you still hate whores?
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I hate everything. I'm Condor.
 
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Also, a heads up. Look guys, I know y'all like to let me know y'all are my biggest fans. Posters on your walls with mysterious sticky residue and all that jazz, but can we tone it down? I can only respond to so many peeps at once, y'know? Hell it may be best if we ditch the tribute thread and migrate over to PMs and whatnot.
 
Cunning Condor said:
Then guess what they did wrong. Also, the fact that they overlooked the simplest part of the damned thing just makes it kind of sad in my eyes.
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I don't think they did anything wrong, art is subjective and i think coster did a good job despite what he had to recreate.
 
Bound2 said:
I'm a little late to this party but I'm gonna add my two cents anyways. Hopefully, Condor will check back in.



Dirtbag already pointed this out but I think it bears repeating. You said this. Then people gave you their opinions and criticism. And then you backpedaled with "oh, you're not really seeing the full spectrum of my work so you couldn't appreciate the deepness" and "you don't like my drawings but I got an A+ on them". You're putting the blame for anything negative on the viewer rather than yourself.

If it's one or two people saying you suck, sure, maybe they just don't like what you do. When a bunch of people are pointing out flaws, the issue just may be with what you are doing.



*stress sigh* I was really trying to give you the benefit of the doubt here. You seemed nice enough. Then you posted this.



This right here is where the issue lies. You are young and think you've got the world figured out. But you have a bunch of people who have been out in the world, especially the art world, who are telling you it's different than you think it will be and you're shutting them down. That's a mistake.



You never claimed you made masterpieces, just that they were superior to anything sexual and that they were 2deep4us when we said they weren't as great as you might have thought.

You are still young. That's why you should be humble now. Take people's criticism and advice. Use it and see what works. Don't just disregard it because it's "not you're style". You're 18. You don't have a style. Style is something you have when you've been doing it for twenty years and you know what works and doesn't work for you.
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I see that you're back. That was a really stupid decision.

I'm gonna be an optimist and say you should re-read the thread in order to see where you went wrong. I don't think you will, granted, but I'd recommend really reading some of the stuff we said to you and reflecting. Here's what I said, in case you didn't see it.

Please stop being a dumbass. You're only going to get yourself negative attention. You don't want that (unless you have some sort of persecution complex, which is what I'm getting right now).
 
wagglyplacebo said:
I don't think they did anything wrong, art is subjective and i think coster did a good job despite what he had to draw.
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They were trying to replicate or redo another drawing. they misfired. Badly.

I could list off dozens of essential details that made up the original that they left out. One being that they went ahead and dubbed it a gender.

Bound2 said:
I see that you're back. That was a really stupid decision.

I'm gonna be an optimist and say you should re-read the thread in order to see where you went wrong. I don't think you will, granted, but I'd recommend really reading some of the stuff we said to you and reflecting. Here's what I said, in case you didn't see it.

Please stop being a dumbass. You're only going to get yourself negative attention. You don't want that (unless you have some sort of persecution complex, which is what I'm getting right now).
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I got enough negative attention to fill a fucking magazine. I'm fine.

I just decided to cool down after being insulted for my sexuality. Something that most people would have thought an obsolete mindset at this point in human evolution, but whatev.

Plus, I'd prefer to leave whatever bullshit you dimwits spewed out while I was away where they are rather than dig em up to arouse your sense of superiority in... whatever it is this is at this point.
 
Uh, did you ever say specifically what your sexuality was?

I just remember you getting your panties in a wad without ever being clear about what was bothering you.

So tell us, what're your preferred pronouns, precious?
 
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