🐮 Lolcow Jack David Sickenberger / The Cunning Condor - Prudish, Nosy, and Pretentious Cartoonist who Hates WHORES and makes REAL ART

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The Cunning Condor said:
Guys look,

I'm just another weirdo in the world, arrite? I'm not sure what else I can say to y'all to try and explain the way my mind works. I'm fucking tired. Can we just drop this? We aren't getting anywhere anyway.
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You're welcome to drop this anytime, but that won't stop people talking about you. I think you should really take a look as to what this forums purpose is.
 
The Cunning Condor said:
Because I'm an angry person. Okay? Life hasn't exactly been particularly peachy for me.
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I hear you there. Being a 19 year old cancer survivor coming from a divorced home where I was beaten several times a month with a dad who chose to alienate all my friends, and having my only escape (jazz dance) ripped away from me with a tragic knee injury doesn't exactly make you a happy person (All true facts about the titty master) . We're a good support group if you didn't know.
 
The Cunning Condor said:
Knowing that there are people out there who waste their lives just makes me feel depressed knowing that I'm part of a species with members who waste away.
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So?

Plenty of people waste their lives away. How is fucking a bunch of people a waste? It sounds to me like it's living life to the fullest. Better that then living being miserable over people enjoying their lives and riding dick.

Seems more of a waste to sit in a corner grumbling over people having fun with their lives, condemning them to being lesser.
 
Meowthkip said:
So?

Plenty of people waste their lives away. How is fucking a bunch of people a waste? It sounds to me like it's living life to the fullest. Better that then living being miserable over people enjoying their lives and riding dick.

Seems more of a waste to sit in a corner grumbling over people having fun with their lives, condemning them to being lesser.
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I think he's mad because it's not his dick they're riding.
 
Meowthkip said:
Who said you were a mutant?
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He's probably intersex. It would explain a lot about his awkwardness regarding his gender. He thinks it makes him special when in reality it just makes him another human being with problems like everybody else.
 
The Cunning Condor said:
A good support group doesn't label me a pretentious talentless mutant.
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Dude, I'm some faggot on the internet who is literally the gayest piece of shit ever. I spend all day playing dota 2 and sperging about biology. . My friends here call me that. They think it's hilarious and so do I. Don't be so down on yourself. I actually think you're pretty cool (except the trying to insult me. Dick move guy), and if you try not to be up your own ass about this stuff I think you'd be an awesome addition to our community.

Also your art is still better than Redesigning Eva.
 
The Cunning Condor said:
Quite frankly, it's becoming more and more difficult to understand the point you guys are trying to make other than to try and come off as some "superior being". If you had anything better or productive to do, you wouldn't be stuck here attempting to try and tell me why I'm not worthy of respect. This is a waste of my time.
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You're the one coming off as a superior being, thinking you can pass judgement on how often girls get fucked. Nobody said you're not worthy of respect. Rather, you're the one saying that women who fuck a lot of people aren't worthy of respect.

The Cunning Condor said:
You know what? You guys have given up on life. I'm just wasting time here. You people aren't taking the time to know me, you're taking the time to alter me. This is pointless. I have art to make.
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HALP HALP PEOPLE ARE DEBATING ME AND CHALLENGING ME ON MY VIEWS!

THEY'RE TRYING TO ALTER ME.
 
The Cunning Condor said:
You know what? You guys have given up on life. I'm just wasting time here. You people aren't taking the time to know me, you're taking the time to alter me. This is pointless. I have art to make.
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Yeah "Art without fundamentals or humbleness" to make.
 
Damn. Thought we'd get fuckbot 2.0.

Oh well. Let the man enjoy the smell of his own shit. He's got doodles to make guys. Shit's serious.
 
Well, this is not a nice way to see the Thread end.

BTW if you are Intersex/herm Condor you can Inbox me here. I am this and am older than you are by a long years. I have a happy relationship which Gender does not impede, which at sometimes I feared could never happen. So if you have concerns and want to talk to some one older and, maybe not wiser, but in a different phase of the Life I am happy to chatter with you. Just send a message.
 
bear with me, posting from mobile. Jesus take the wheel

Looked at Condor's DA while taking a smoke break, he left us a parting gift:

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I noticed he also uses 'we' more often than not. MULTIPLE SYSTEM WATCH FORCE ASSEMBLE

Lots of chatter in his profile comments about a ban from Sega's forums (the only place stopping him from killing himself - his words) and stalking another user there. I'd provide caps but again, on mobile atm. I would love to know the backstory there though.

fuck its cold out here
 
DirtbagDeluxe said:
bear with me, posting from mobile. Jesus take the wheel

Looked at Condor's DA while taking a smoke break, he left us a parting gift:

Dh8e2XL.jpg

I noticed he also uses 'we' more often than not. MULTIPLE SYSTEM WATCH FORCE ASSEMBLE

Lots of chatter in his profile comments about a ban from Sega's forums (the only place stopping him from killing himself - his words) and stalking another user there. I'd provide caps but again, on mobile atm. I would love to know the backstory there though.

fuck its cold out here
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I wasn't even trying to "tear [him] down." Well, I was trying to pierce the veil of pretension, and figure out why he feels the way he feels, about art and sex and women, but I was taking it fairly easy on him, considering.

And stalking? Good lord, I can feel the bile rising already.
 
I'm a little late to this party but I'm gonna add my two cents anyways. Hopefully, Condor will check back in.

The Cunning Condor said:
I'm making images with different edits, patterns in linework, covered in a simple design and the message of the drawing is usually left up to the viewers to decide. I'm more interested in what the viewer thinks.
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Dirtbag already pointed this out but I think it bears repeating. You said this. Then people gave you their opinions and criticism. And then you backpedaled with "oh, you're not really seeing the full spectrum of my work so you couldn't appreciate the deepness" and "you don't like my drawings but I got an A+ on them". You're putting the blame for anything negative on the viewer rather than yourself.

If it's one or two people saying you suck, sure, maybe they just don't like what you do. When a bunch of people are pointing out flaws, the issue just may be with what you are doing.

The Cunning Condor said:
I do personally have a disdain for whores. People who sell out their bodies and have little to no self respect doesn't give me much of a push to do the respecting for them.
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*stress sigh* I was really trying to give you the benefit of the doubt here. You seemed nice enough. Then you posted this.

The Cunning Condor said:
(for the record, I'm 18)
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This right here is where the issue lies. You are young and think you've got the world figured out. But you have a bunch of people who have been out in the world, especially the art world, who are telling you it's different than you think it will be and you're shutting them down. That's a mistake.

The Cunning Condor said:
Also, I never claimed that I made masterpieces. I'm still young in life. I got all the time in the world to improve and learn yo.
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You never claimed you made masterpieces, just that they were superior to anything sexual and that they were 2deep4us when we said they weren't as great as you might have thought.

You are still young. That's why you should be humble now. Take people's criticism and advice. Use it and see what works. Don't just disregard it because it's "not you're style". You're 18. You don't have a style. Style is something you have when you've been doing it for twenty years and you know what works and doesn't work for you.
 
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